seeking Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 on the real, i dont give a fuck, this song is the fucking joint. it's cheesy as shit, but for some reason, it's like cocaine for a broken heart. as soon as you hear it, you start getting all fuckin pumped up, like...'yeah, i'ma show 'oll girl what the fucks up!' you start punching you open palm and cracking your knuckles, like shit is about to go down or something. shit is hardt! i listened to it this morning sort of on accident (random play on the ipod) and wound up straight singing in my car (which i do not normally do). anyway, i cant be the only one who keeps this gem in their emotional arsenal. it's not the descendents, which are the worlds all time greatest break-up band, but it's damn close. if you dont know, download this shit. (it's by mark morrison) Oh, oo-o-oh, come on, ooh, yeah Well I tried to tell you so (yes, I did) But I guess you didn't know, as I said the story goes Baby, now I got the flow 'Cos I knew it from the start Baby, when you broke my heart That I had to come again, and show you that I'm real (You lied to me) all those times I said that I love you (You lied to me) yes, I tried, yes, I tried (You lied to me) even though you know I'd die for you (You lied to me) yes, I cried, yes, I cried 1-(Return of the Mack) it is (Return of the Mack) come on (Return of the Mack) oh my God (You know that I'll be back) here I am (Return of the Mack) once again (Return of the Mack) pump up the world (Return of the Mack) watch my flow (You know that I'll be back) here I go So I'm back up in the game Running things to keep my swing Letting all the people know That I'm back to run the show 'Cos what you did, you know, was wrong And all the nasty things you've done So, baby, listen carefully While I sing my come-back song 2-(You lied to me) 'cos she said she'd never turn on me (You lied to me) but you did, but you do (You lied to me) all these pains you said I'd never feel (You lied to me) but I do, but I do, do, do (Return of the Mack) here it is (Return of the Mack) hold on (Return of the Mack) don't you know (You know that I'll be back) here I go (Return of the Mack) oh little girl (Return of the Mack) wants my pearl (Return of the Mack) up and down (You know that I'll be back) round and round (rpt 2, 1) (You know that I'll be back) don't you know (Return of the Mack) here it is (Return of the Mack) hold on (Return of the Mack) be strong (You know that I'll be back) here I go (Return of the Mack) my little girl (Return of the Mack) wants my pearl (Return of the Mack) up and down (You know that I'll be back) round and round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...This reminds me of being sixteeen and humping random girls..I loved high school... Good call Seeks...The good ol' days...Smooth operator.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 i think so far i've fucked around 19 girls.. 2 of them i loved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Hahahaha, if I didn't know better, I would've thought those were Limp Bizkit lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Great Song I have the single....I'm not cool enough to have an ipod yet.:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 I used to think this song was by Craig Mack and that somewhere along the line he just lost the plot and re-invented himself to impress zee ladies ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 hahaha i remember this song. oh man i'm smiling now. i like when he sings "Oh my God" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Ah man... Mark Morisson, that brings back memories. I think he just got out from a stint in jail for something when the song came out, heh. Best bit is each time he goes "but I doo, but I doo doo doo". First time I heard that I didn't realise he was speaking English. The vid for this was funny as hell too. "Return of the Mack... up up the world!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 http://www.angelfire.com/md2/mikeyjarrett/00000566.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Originally posted by seeking and wound up straight singing in my car (which i do not normally do). such a liar... you belt out boy george at stop lights like nobodys business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/ierogliph/people17.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 That's crazy. I was just listening to this song yesterday, as it was on Vintage Vibe. Is this the only song Mark Morrisson came out with? aha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shape1369 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 along the same lines ok, same sorta thing....Montell Jordan? i love that damn song... this is how we do it... anyone else remember that shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 1, 2004 Author Share Posted July 1, 2004 um, no. this is not the 'admit to liking shitty music' thread. montell jordan is a fucking pole smoker. and by that i don't mean he is homosexual, i mean he's fucking WACK! if you dont believe me, go make a montell jordan thread and see the responses you get. 50 bucks says it goes something like this... mr. abc status: awesome posts: alot "that dude is a fucking butt pirate, and by butt pirate, i mean he's dumb as a rock". gliko status: hairy posts: 5000 "that dude is as tall as i am round, and by that i mean i fucking hate him as much as i love seeks, which is almost as much as i love to punch people, which is a shit load!" tease status: dumbola posts: 20,000 [spread over 180 names] "montell jordan sucks so bad that if he swallowed he would probably have 10,000 kids" and thats just a sample. montell jordan is LAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEEEE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 i didnt know mark morisson was known in the us...anyhow this song sucks cock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Originally posted by seeking mr. abc status: awesome posts: alot "that dude is a fucking butt pirate, and by butt pirate, i mean he's dumb as a rock". gliko status: hairy posts: 5000 "that dude is as tall as i am round, and by that i mean i fucking hate him as much as i love seeks, which is almost as much as i love to punch people, which is a shit load!" tease status: dumbola posts: 20,000 [spread over 180 names] "montell jordan sucks so bad that if he swallowed he would probably have 10,000 kids" :lol: awesome! Do me next! [no deto] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Ha..........seeking............after all these years........still so fucking funny......I almost hate to admit it! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 great call man. its funny you bring this particular song up. back when i was going to college, i was walking through one of the campus stores and they had some old school jams station on blast, and this song came on, and i was like awwwwwwwwwwwww shit, thats my jaaaaaaam. and went home then and there and downloaded it. its on a ton of various mix cd's ive made for the ride. shits just so calm and relaxing to ride to. /youknow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/sonicnet/assetmedia/bands/images/Akinyele.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 1, 2004 Author Share Posted July 1, 2004 it's hard to keep hating me when people keep insisting i'm actually a really nice guy, isn't it? e-beef is played out like montell jordan cd's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evoke_Me Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 lol...very nice deedni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Fuck, dude, you got me playing this shit on repeat with the sun setting outside... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MrChupacabra Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 10, 9, 8, 7... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 One mo Gain....ahhh sheat...hahahaha..My roommates are gonna kick my ass for playing this..how gay. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Originally posted by seeking mr. abc status: awesome posts: alot "that dude is a fucking butt pirate, and by butt pirate, i mean he's dumb as a rock". wow, i actually said that? hahaha. i'm a comedian. mark morrison though, dude's gangsta. the whole time i was living in dublin dude was all over the news for getting into fights in clubs and all kinds of shit that landed him in the clink. return of the mack? the mack never left, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 EXACTLY HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...This reminds me of being sixteeen and humping random girls..I loved high school...'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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