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RETURN OF THE MACK

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Jul 1, 2004.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

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    RETURN OF THE MACK

    Discussion started by seeking - Jul 1, 2004

    on the real, i dont give a fuck, this song is the fucking joint. it's cheesy as shit, but for some reason, it's like cocaine for a broken heart. as soon as you hear it, you start getting all fuckin pumped up, like...'yeah, i'ma show 'oll girl what the fucks up!' you start punching you open palm and cracking your knuckles, like shit is about to go down or something. shit is hardt!
    i listened to it this morning sort of on accident (random play on the ipod) and wound up straight singing in my car (which i do not normally do).
    anyway, i cant be the only one who keeps this gem in their emotional arsenal. it's not the descendents, which are the worlds all time greatest break-up band, but it's damn close. if you dont know, download this shit.
    (it's by mark morrison)


    Oh, oo-o-oh, come on, ooh, yeah
    Well I tried to tell you so (yes, I did)
    But I guess you didn't know, as I said the story goes
    Baby, now I got the flow
    'Cos I knew it from the start
    Baby, when you broke my heart
    That I had to come again, and show you that I'm real

    (You lied to me) all those times I said that I love you
    (You lied to me) yes, I tried, yes, I tried
    (You lied to me) even though you know I'd die for you
    (You lied to me) yes, I cried, yes, I cried

    1-(Return of the Mack) it is
    (Return of the Mack) come on
    (Return of the Mack) oh my God
    (You know that I'll be back) here I am
    (Return of the Mack) once again
    (Return of the Mack) pump up the world
    (Return of the Mack) watch my flow
    (You know that I'll be back) here I go

    So I'm back up in the game
    Running things to keep my swing
    Letting all the people know
    That I'm back to run the show
    'Cos what you did, you know, was wrong
    And all the nasty things you've done
    So, baby, listen carefully
    While I sing my come-back song

    2-(You lied to me) 'cos she said she'd never turn on me
    (You lied to me) but you did, but you do
    (You lied to me) all these pains you said I'd never feel
    (You lied to me) but I do, but I do, do, do

    (Return of the Mack) here it is
    (Return of the Mack) hold on
    (Return of the Mack) don't you know
    (You know that I'll be back) here I go
    (Return of the Mack) oh little girl
    (Return of the Mack) wants my pearl
    (Return of the Mack) up and down
    (You know that I'll be back) round and round
    (rpt 2, 1)

    (You know that I'll be back) don't you know

    (Return of the Mack) here it is
    (Return of the Mack) hold on
    (Return of the Mack) be strong
    (You know that I'll be back) here I go
    (Return of the Mack) my little girl
    (Return of the Mack) wants my pearl
    (Return of the Mack) up and down
    (You know that I'll be back) round and round
     
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  2. ClueTwo

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    ClueTwo - Replied Jul 1, 2004

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...This reminds me of being sixteeen and humping random girls..I loved high school...

    Good call Seeks...The good ol' days...Smooth operator..
     
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  3. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Jul 1, 2004

    i think so far i've fucked around 19 girls.. 2 of them i loved
     
  4. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Jul 1, 2004

    Hahahaha, if I didn't know better, I would've thought those were Limp Bizkit lyrics.
     
  5. awkward eye

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    awkward eye - Replied Jul 1, 2004

    Great Song

    I have the single....I'm not cool enough to have an ipod yet.:eek:
     
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  6. SilentBob

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    SilentBob - Replied Jul 1, 2004

    I used to think this song was by Craig Mack and that somewhere along the line he just lost the plot and re-invented himself to impress zee ladies ...
     
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  7. Pilau Hands

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    Pilau Hands - Replied Jul 1, 2004

    hahaha i remember this song.
    oh man i'm smiling now.

    i like when he sings "Oh my God"
     
  8. Spike

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    Spike - Replied Jul 1, 2004

    Ah man... Mark Morisson, that brings back memories.

    I think he just got out from a stint in jail for something when the song came out, heh. Best bit is each time he goes "but I doo, but I doo doo doo". First time I heard that I didn't realise he was speaking English.

    The vid for this was funny as hell too.

    "Return of the Mack... up up the world!"
     
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    the_gooch - Replied Jul 1, 2004

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  10. mental invalid

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    mental invalid - Replied Jul 1, 2004


    such a liar...

    you belt out boy george at stop lights like nobodys business
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Jul 1, 2004

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    Weapon X - Replied Jul 1, 2004

    That's crazy. I was just listening to this song yesterday, as it was on Vintage Vibe. Is this the only song Mark Morrisson came out with? aha
     
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  13. shape1369

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    shape1369 - Replied Jul 1, 2004

    along the same lines

    ok, same sorta thing....Montell Jordan? i love that damn song... this is how we do it... anyone else remember that shit?
     
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  14. seeking

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    seeking - Replied Jul 1, 2004

    um, no. this is not the 'admit to liking shitty music' thread. montell jordan is a fucking pole smoker. and by that i don't mean he is homosexual, i mean he's fucking WACK!
    if you dont believe me, go make a montell jordan thread and see the responses you get. 50 bucks says it goes something like this...


    mr. abc
    status: awesome
    posts: alot
    "that dude is a fucking butt pirate, and by butt pirate, i mean he's dumb as a rock".

    gliko
    status: hairy
    posts: 5000
    "that dude is as tall as i am round, and by that i mean i fucking hate him as much as i love seeks, which is almost as much as i love to punch people, which is a shit load!"

    tease
    status: dumbola
    posts: 20,000 [spread over 180 names]
    "montell jordan sucks so bad that if he swallowed he would probably have 10,000 kids"

    and thats just a sample.
    montell jordan is LAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEEEE.
     
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  15. El Producto

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    El Producto - Replied Jul 1, 2004

    i didnt know mark morisson was known in the us...anyhow this song sucks cock...
     
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