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on the real, i dont give a fuck, this song is the fucking joint. it's cheesy as shit, but for some reason, it's like cocaine for a broken heart. as soon as you hear it, you start getting all fuckin pumped up, like...'yeah, i'ma show 'oll girl what the fucks up!' you start punching you open palm and cracking your knuckles, like shit is about to go down or something. shit is hardt!

i listened to it this morning sort of on accident (random play on the ipod) and wound up straight singing in my car (which i do not normally do).

anyway, i cant be the only one who keeps this gem in their emotional arsenal. it's not the descendents, which are the worlds all time greatest break-up band, but it's damn close. if you dont know, download this shit.

(it's by mark morrison)

 

 

Oh, oo-o-oh, come on, ooh, yeah

Well I tried to tell you so (yes, I did)

But I guess you didn't know, as I said the story goes

Baby, now I got the flow

'Cos I knew it from the start

Baby, when you broke my heart

That I had to come again, and show you that I'm real

 

(You lied to me) all those times I said that I love you

(You lied to me) yes, I tried, yes, I tried

(You lied to me) even though you know I'd die for you

(You lied to me) yes, I cried, yes, I cried

 

1-(Return of the Mack) it is

(Return of the Mack) come on

(Return of the Mack) oh my God

(You know that I'll be back) here I am

(Return of the Mack) once again

(Return of the Mack) pump up the world

(Return of the Mack) watch my flow

(You know that I'll be back) here I go

 

So I'm back up in the game

Running things to keep my swing

Letting all the people know

That I'm back to run the show

'Cos what you did, you know, was wrong

And all the nasty things you've done

So, baby, listen carefully

While I sing my come-back song

 

2-(You lied to me) 'cos she said she'd never turn on me

(You lied to me) but you did, but you do

(You lied to me) all these pains you said I'd never feel

(You lied to me) but I do, but I do, do, do

 

(Return of the Mack) here it is

(Return of the Mack) hold on

(Return of the Mack) don't you know

(You know that I'll be back) here I go

(Return of the Mack) oh little girl

(Return of the Mack) wants my pearl

(Return of the Mack) up and down

(You know that I'll be back) round and round

(rpt 2, 1)

 

(You know that I'll be back) don't you know

 

(Return of the Mack) here it is

(Return of the Mack) hold on

(Return of the Mack) be strong

(You know that I'll be back) here I go

(Return of the Mack) my little girl

(Return of the Mack) wants my pearl

(Return of the Mack) up and down

(You know that I'll be back) round and round

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Ah man... Mark Morisson, that brings back memories.

 

I think he just got out from a stint in jail for something when the song came out, heh. Best bit is each time he goes "but I doo, but I doo doo doo". First time I heard that I didn't realise he was speaking English.

 

The vid for this was funny as hell too.

 

"Return of the Mack... up up the world!"

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um, no. this is not the 'admit to liking shitty music' thread. montell jordan is a fucking pole smoker. and by that i don't mean he is homosexual, i mean he's fucking WACK!

if you dont believe me, go make a montell jordan thread and see the responses you get. 50 bucks says it goes something like this...

 

 

mr. abc

status: awesome

posts: alot

"that dude is a fucking butt pirate, and by butt pirate, i mean he's dumb as a rock".

 

gliko

status: hairy

posts: 5000

"that dude is as tall as i am round, and by that i mean i fucking hate him as much as i love seeks, which is almost as much as i love to punch people, which is a shit load!"

 

tease

status: dumbola

posts: 20,000 [spread over 180 names]

"montell jordan sucks so bad that if he swallowed he would probably have 10,000 kids"

 

and thats just a sample.

montell jordan is LAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEEEE.

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Originally posted by seeking

 

mr. abc

status: awesome

posts: alot

"that dude is a fucking butt pirate, and by butt pirate, i mean he's dumb as a rock".

 

gliko

status: hairy

posts: 5000

"that dude is as tall as i am round, and by that i mean i fucking hate him as much as i love seeks, which is almost as much as i love to punch people, which is a shit load!"

 

tease

status: dumbola

posts: 20,000 [spread over 180 names]

"montell jordan sucks so bad that if he swallowed he would probably have 10,000 kids"

 

 

:lol: awesome!

 

Do me next!

 

[no deto]

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great call man.

 

its funny you bring this particular song up.

 

back when i was going to college, i was walking through one of the campus stores and they had some old school jams station on blast, and this song came on, and i was like awwwwwwwwwwwww shit, thats my jaaaaaaam.

 

and went home then and there and downloaded it.

 

its on a ton of various mix cd's ive made for the ride. shits just so calm and relaxing to ride to.

 

/youknow.

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Originally posted by seeking

mr. abc

status: awesome

posts: alot

"that dude is a fucking butt pirate, and by butt pirate, i mean he's dumb as a rock".

 

wow, i actually said that? hahaha. i'm a comedian.

 

 

 

 

mark morrison though, dude's gangsta. the whole time i was living in dublin dude was all over the news for getting into fights in clubs and all kinds of shit that landed him in the clink. return of the mack? the mack never left, son.

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