Gunm Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 My gf is always trying to get me to take dancing lessons on friday nights with her. She wants me to learn swing, the charleston and lindy hop dancing techniques. My interest is less than zero but still she insists i go. Good god, i would rather be at the bar enjoying a whiskey sour or out at the yards taking flicks for chrissakes. So folks, what sort of activities have you been dragged off to lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 http://www.rawdealrecords.com/photo_gallery/images/mr_niles_niggas.jpg'> long as you can 'c-walk', lens, long as you can 'c-walk!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 she forces me to have sex with her all the time. and she insists on giving me deep throat action on a regular basis. i don't know how i can cope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 hahaha. shit, i got a real good one for this. Background info: I'm a honkey from new york city working in hong kong. I got a chinese girlfriend here. So me and my girl both have a few days off soon for easter. somehow she convinced me to go to mainland china with her to visit her grandmother who for some reason, is dying to meet me. so i'm gonna spend the night at her grandmothers house. i don't know how i got myself into this. well actaully i do know. i caved to a blowjob. so after i tell her i'll go, my girl says in her cute and mangled english, "So happy! my grandmother 74 and never see gwei lo!" gwei lo is a foreigner. her grandmother has NEVER seen a fucking white person in real life before! fuck it. it'll be uncomfortable but it should be damn interesting. i'll bring my cam and maybe make a thread about the ordeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by iquit hahaha. shit, i got a real good one for this. Background info: I'm a honkey from new york city working in hong kong. I got a chinese girlfriend here. So me and my girl both have a few days off soon for easter. somehow she convinced me to go to mainland china with her to visit her grandmother who for some reason, is dying to meet me. so i'm gonna spend the night at her grandmothers house. i don't know how i got myself into this. well actaully i do know. i caved to a blowjob. so after i tell her i'll go, my girl says in her cute and mangled english, "So happy! my grandmother 74 and never see gwei lo!" gwei lo is a foreigner. her grandmother has NEVER seen a fucking white person in real life before! fuck it. it'll be uncomfortable but it should be damn interesting. i'll bring my cam and maybe make a thread about the ordeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by iquit :lol: i would do whatever fatalist wanted me to do...</span> ;) :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by iquit so after i tell her i'll go, my girl says in her cute and mangled english, "So happy! my grandmother 74 and never see gwei lo!" gwei lo is a foreigner. her grandmother has NEVER seen a fucking white person in real life before! dude, that's gunna be super awesome 100% kick butt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 i get forced by my conscience to sign online and go straight to 12 oz every single day of my life, i try to stop it but it doesnt work, anyone else have this problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by DETO :lol: i would do whatever fatalist wanted me to do... ;) :lol: asshole.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by metallix hahhahahahahhah... That made me laugh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by LENS My gf is always trying to get me to take dancing lessons on friday nights with her. She wants me to learn swing, the charleston and lindy hop dancing techniques. My interest is less than zero but still she insists i go. Good god, i would rather be at the bar enjoying a whiskey sour or out at the yards taking flicks for chrissakes. So folks, what sort of activities have you been dragged off to lately? http://dafranchise3.homestead.com/files/Jam001.jpg'> "Aiyyo LENS! Beat yo signifikant otha's ass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC she forces me to have sex with her all the time. and she insists on giving me deep throat action on a regular basis. i don't know how i can cope. dude. im having EXACTLY the same problem. perhaps we need to start a support group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by iquit hahaha. shit, i got a real good one for this. Background info: I'm a honkey from new york city working in hong kong. I got a chinese girlfriend here. So me and my girl both have a few days off soon for easter. somehow she convinced me to go to mainland china with her to visit her grandmother who for some reason, is dying to meet me. so i'm gonna spend the night at her grandmothers house. i don't know how i got myself into this. well actaully i do know. i caved to a blowjob. so after i tell her i'll go, my girl says in her cute and mangled english, "So happy! my grandmother 74 and never see gwei lo!" gwei lo is a foreigner. her grandmother has NEVER seen a fucking white person in real life before! fuck it. it'll be uncomfortable but it should be damn interesting. i'll bring my cam and maybe make a thread about the ordeal. Show her your penis. She'll flip out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Forgot to mention, the girl im seeing is great. Great personality, great in bed, great body, beautiful face.. and shes into the same stuff i am, including graff. Couldnt be better. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by Tyler Durden dude. im having EXACTLY the same problem. perhaps we need to start a support group. sounds swell. man hugs will ease my pain. [homoblockage:affirmative] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 my girl alllllways whats me to give her a smooch and say i love you before getting off the phone....gets annoying.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 its retarded to force your significant other do to things. i'm not his mom...he can do whatever he wants to (within reason of course). if he doesnt want to....okay fuck you i'm gonna do it without you. happy relationship i tell ya. :) the only thing that i've forced him to do was make a mcdonalds french fry run....he's the faster biker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft my girl alllllways whats me to give her a smooch and say i love you before getting off the phone....gets annoying.. shit i got the same problem...and she doenst get off the phone with me if im not happy, i dont get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 :lol: Pfffffffffft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 pfft i had to do that shit with my girl in high school. now if i ever do that i fucking slap myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 pussy-whipped nukkas... :o wish i was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 yeah, its weird...cause we have been together for 2 years and this just started around november...weird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft yeah, its weird...cause we have been together for 2 years and this just started around november...weird... she just recently cheated on you and feels guilty now... please believums!!!! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 =( ^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 my girlfriend made me go to her sisters play recital. quite possibly the worst singing and or dancing ever. statistically you wouldnt think there could be that many undiagnosed semiretarded people in one room...meh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by iquit gwei lo You’re a gwei lo, I’m a cha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X You’re a gwei lo, I’m a cha. not sure what that means. "cha" means tea in cantonese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by iquit not sure what that means. "cha" means tea in cantonese. For real? Cha means tea in my language (Bengali). I have been under the impression that gwei lo means white guy, and cha means brown guy. Ask your girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 http://sdbounce2dis.skyblog.com/pics/748958.jpg'> "LENS, we got ya back homie! Let dat bitch know her place! Fa shizzle mah nizzle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X For real? Cha means tea in my language (Bengali). I have been under the impression that gwei lo means white guy, and cha means brown guy. Ask your girl. well it would make sense, tea being a brownish color and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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