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Retarded Things your Significant Other forces ya into

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Mar 21, 2004.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    My gf is always trying to get me to take dancing lessons on friday nights with her. She wants me to learn swing, the charleston and lindy hop dancing techniques. My interest is less than zero but still she insists i go.

    Good god, i would rather be at the bar enjoying a whiskey sour or out at the yards taking flicks for chrissakes.

    So folks, what sort of activities have you been dragged off to lately?
     
  2. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    http://www.rawdealrecords.com/photo_gallery/images/mr_niles_niggas.jpg'>
    [b][i][color=pink]long as you can 'c-walk', lens, long as you can 'c-walk!'[/color] [/i] [/b] [/CENTER]​
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    she forces me to have sex with her all the time. and she insists on giving me deep throat action on a regular basis. i don't know how i can cope.
     
  4. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    hahaha. shit, i got a real good one for this.

    Background info: I'm a honkey from new york city working in hong kong. I got a chinese girlfriend here.

    So me and my girl both have a few days off soon for easter. somehow she convinced me to go to mainland china with her to visit her grandmother who for some reason, is dying to meet me. so i'm gonna spend the night at her grandmothers house. i don't know how i got myself into this. well actaully i do know. i caved to a blowjob.

    so after i tell her i'll go, my girl says in her cute and mangled english, "So happy! my grandmother 74 and never see gwei lo!" gwei lo is a foreigner. her grandmother has NEVER seen a fucking white person in real life before!

    fuck it. it'll be uncomfortable but it should be damn interesting. i'll bring my cam and maybe make a thread about the ordeal.
     
  5. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
     
  6. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    :lol:
    i would do whatever fatalist wanted me to do...</span>
    ;) :lol:
     
  7. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    dude, that's gunna be super awesome 100% kick butt!
     
  8. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    i get forced by my conscience to sign online and go straight to 12 oz every single day of my life, i try to stop it but it doesnt work, anyone else have this problem?
     
  9. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    asshole.:lol:
     
  10. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37

    hahhahahahahhah...

    That made me laugh..
     
  11. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
    http://dafranchise3.homestead.com/files/Jam001.jpg'>

    "Aiyyo LENS! Beat yo signifikant otha's ass!"
     
  12. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40


    dude. im having EXACTLY the same problem. perhaps we need to start a support group.
     
  13. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3

    Show her your penis. She'll flip out.
     
  14. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Forgot to mention, the girl im seeing is great. Great personality, great in bed, great body, beautiful face.. and shes into the same stuff i am, including graff. Couldnt be better. Seriously.
     
  15. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    sounds swell. man hugs will ease my pain.































































    [homoblockage:affirmative]
     
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