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Retarded Things your Significant Other forces ya into

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Mar 21, 2004.

  1. Gunm

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    Retarded Things your Significant Other forces ya into

    Discussion started by Gunm - Mar 21, 2004

    My gf is always trying to get me to take dancing lessons on friday nights with her. She wants me to learn swing, the charleston and lindy hop dancing techniques. My interest is less than zero but still she insists i go.

    Good god, i would rather be at the bar enjoying a whiskey sour or out at the yards taking flicks for chrissakes.

    So folks, what sort of activities have you been dragged off to lately?
     
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    [b][i][color=pink]long as you can 'c-walk', lens, long as you can 'c-walk!'[/color] [/i] [/b] [/CENTER]​
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Mar 21, 2004

    she forces me to have sex with her all the time. and she insists on giving me deep throat action on a regular basis. i don't know how i can cope.
     
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    hahaha. shit, i got a real good one for this.

    Background info: I'm a honkey from new york city working in hong kong. I got a chinese girlfriend here.

    So me and my girl both have a few days off soon for easter. somehow she convinced me to go to mainland china with her to visit her grandmother who for some reason, is dying to meet me. so i'm gonna spend the night at her grandmothers house. i don't know how i got myself into this. well actaully i do know. i caved to a blowjob.

    so after i tell her i'll go, my girl says in her cute and mangled english, "So happy! my grandmother 74 and never see gwei lo!" gwei lo is a foreigner. her grandmother has NEVER seen a fucking white person in real life before!

    fuck it. it'll be uncomfortable but it should be damn interesting. i'll bring my cam and maybe make a thread about the ordeal.
     
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    DETO - Replied Mar 21, 2004

    :lol:
    i would do whatever fatalist wanted me to do...</span>
    ;) :lol:
     
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    dude, that's gunna be super awesome 100% kick butt!
     
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    i get forced by my conscience to sign online and go straight to 12 oz every single day of my life, i try to stop it but it doesnt work, anyone else have this problem?
     
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    asshole.:lol:
     
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    hahhahahahahhah...

    That made me laugh..
     
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    "Aiyyo LENS! Beat yo signifikant otha's ass!"
     
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    dude. im having EXACTLY the same problem. perhaps we need to start a support group.
     
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    Show her your penis. She'll flip out.
     
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    High Priest - Replied Mar 21, 2004

    Forgot to mention, the girl im seeing is great. Great personality, great in bed, great body, beautiful face.. and shes into the same stuff i am, including graff. Couldnt be better. Seriously.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Mar 21, 2004

    sounds swell. man hugs will ease my pain.































































    [homoblockage:affirmative]
     
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