ODS-1 Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 <span style='color:indigo'>Among the secret British military plans recently revealed from classified documents: (1) a huge landmine to be planted during World War II on the German plains (to prevent the Soviet army from overreaching), to be kept at a warm, detonatable temperature by the body heat of thousands of live chickens underground (according to Britain's National Archives in April), and (2) a post-World War II plan disclosed in May to equip pigeons as suicide dive-bombers carrying explosives and biological agents to a targeted area. (The military said its research showed that homing pigeons could be tricked via electromagnetic fields into sensing that their "home" was actually the target area, but pigeon experts say it is more likely the pigeons would have returned to dive-bomb Britain.) [boston Globe-AP, 4-1-04] [Australian Broadcasting Company Online,</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Screw Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 please stop with the post count-boosting threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 12, 2004 Author Share Posted June 12, 2004 It's channel zero, get over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Screw Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 i refuse to be dismissed by a thread maker of your calibre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 12, 2004 Author Share Posted June 12, 2004 By the way the title is not to offend british people as a whole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Didnt America try and kill Castro by poisoning a cigar with LSD? its way too tempting to do a "Retarded American People" thread, but hey we all know it would go over soooo many pages it would set an all new CH 0 record. 3/4 of it, would be quotes from ODS1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 I think the second idea is pretty good. :confused: If Greece wins, my neighbourhood will be partying! I'll try and score some free souvlaki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 12, 2004 Author Share Posted June 12, 2004 Originally posted by sneak Didnt America try and kill Castro by poisoning a cigar with LSD? its way too tempting to do a "Retarded American People" thread, but hey we all know it would go over soooo many pages it would set an all new CH 0 record. Agree there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 three lions on a muthafucking shirt Oh, so your writing in indigo now. How fucking quirky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Originally posted by sneak Didnt America try and kill Castro by poisoning a cigar with LSD? its way too tempting to do a "Retarded American People" thread, but hey we all know it would go over soooo many pages it would set an all new CH 0 record. They also planned to put itching powder in a scuba suit so that he would go crazy and drown.... England till I die, bitch...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Last time I was hanging out with a real live Brit, he tripped over my friend’s grandparent’s coffee table and puked all over the carpet. Since then, I’ve stereotyped all British people into the retarded category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Originally posted by sneak Didnt America try and kill Castro by poisoning a cigar with LSD? its way too tempting to do a "Retarded American People" thread, but hey we all know it would go over soooo many pages it would set an all new CH 0 record. 3/4 of it, would be quotes from ODS1 haha the first thing i thought of when i read this thread was "hey sneak is a brit..and he's great" and i was about to comment on it..but i see you've already posted.. ;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awarePTA Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 i just plain hate england.THEY CANT EVEN OWN GUNS!!!!or carry a knife on you.fuckin wack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 your leader was almost killed by a pretzel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 probation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Originally posted by awarePTA i just plain hate england.THEY CANT EVEN OWN GUNS!!!!or carry a knife on you.fuckin wack. Why would you want to carry a gun if you don`t have to???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Originally posted by wiseguy your leader was almost killed by a pretzel. That was Bush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 WWII? Back then everyone was stupid. I was looking through my grandmas medicine cabinet a few years ago and i found some tooth past from back in the 50's that was high in mercury. What kinda fucked up shit is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Originally posted by alure haha the first thing i thought of when i read this thread was "hey sneak is a brit..and he's great" and i was about to comment on it..but i see you've already posted.. ;] lol, alure knows the real deal! long time, so see...how have you been? and se4's right...why carry a gun when you dont have to? ive always thought Americans rely too much on weaponry and not enough on their fists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 you can't drink until your 21 hahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Great. Another one of those threads. edit: what is the legal age to drink in UK ? 16 like in france ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Originally posted by wiseguy your leader was almost killed by a pretzel. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anal rapist Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Originally posted by Pinup Great. Another one of those threads. edit: what is the legal age to drink in UK ? 16 like in france ? 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Originally posted by sneak Didnt America try and kill Castro by poisoning a cigar with LSD? its way too tempting to do a "Retarded American People" thread, but hey we all know it would go over soooo many pages it would set an all new CH 0 record. 3/4 of it, would be quotes from ODS1 Probably not, considering how unstable and non-toxic LSD is, and the fact that the government knew that at the time. I believe something similar was planned but never attempted, involving some faster acting psychedelic. All they really wanted to do though, was get him fucked up enough to make an ass out of himself right before a major speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 http://spacebridge2000.tripod.com/comic/ep822.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by sneak lol, alure knows the real deal! long time, so see...how have you been? i'm doing the best i've done in a long time.. happy with my son..working..got my shit together..going to school in the fall.. aww yeah... i'm stoked;] how about you sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 purple typing is kewlz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wiseguy Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by se_FOUR That was Bush? yeppers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by alure how about you sir? ive been better...fucking stressy exams etc. but congrats on everything in your end of the world. pics of your kid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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