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Retarded British People.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ODS-1, Jun 12, 2004.

  1. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

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    <span style='color:indigo'>Among the secret British military plans recently revealed from classified documents: (1) a huge landmine to be planted during World War II on the German plains (to prevent the Soviet army from overreaching), to be kept at a warm, detonatable temperature by the body heat of thousands of live chickens underground (according to Britain's National Archives in April), and (2) a post-World War II plan disclosed in May to equip pigeons as suicide dive-bombers carrying explosives and biological agents to a targeted area. (The military said its research showed that homing pigeons could be tricked via electromagnetic fields into sensing that their "home" was actually the target area, but pigeon experts say it is more likely the pigeons would have returned to dive-bomb Britain.) [Boston Globe-AP, 4-1-04] [Australian Broadcasting Company Online,</span>
     
  2. Daddy Screw

    Daddy Screw Member

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    please stop with the post count-boosting threads.
     
  3. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

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    It's channel zero, get over it.
     
  4. Daddy Screw

    Daddy Screw Member

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    i refuse to be dismissed by a thread maker of your calibre.
     
  5. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

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    By the way the title is not to offend british people as a whole.
     
  6. sneak

    sneak Guest

    Didnt America try and kill Castro by poisoning a cigar with LSD?
    its way too tempting to do a "Retarded American People" thread, but hey we all know it would go over soooo many pages it would set an all new CH 0 record.

    3/4 of it, would be quotes from ODS1
     
  7. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    I think the second idea is pretty good. :confused:


    If Greece wins, my neighbourhood will be partying! I'll try and score some free souvlaki.
     
  8. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

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    Agree there.
     
  9. Fabo 2

    Fabo 2 Member

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    three lions on a muthafucking shirt

    Oh, so your writing in indigo now. How fucking quirky
     
  10. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    They also planned to put itching powder in a scuba suit so that he would go crazy and drown....

    England till I die, bitch......
     
  11. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Last time I was hanging out with a real live Brit, he tripped over my friend’s grandparent’s coffee table and puked all over the carpet. Since then, I’ve stereotyped all British people into the retarded category.
     
  12. alure

    alure Dirty Dozen Crew

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    haha the first thing i thought of when i read this thread was "hey sneak is a brit..and he's great" and i was about to comment on it..but i see you've already posted.. ;]
     
  13. awarePTA

    awarePTA Junior Member

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    i just plain hate england.THEY CANT EVEN OWN GUNS!!!!or carry a knife on you.fuckin wack.
     
  14. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

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    your leader was almost killed by a pretzel.
     
  15. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

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