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Retarded British People.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ODS-1, Jun 12, 2004.

  1. ODS-1

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    Retarded British People.

    Discussion started by ODS-1 - Jun 12, 2004

    <span style='color:indigo'>Among the secret British military plans recently revealed from classified documents: (1) a huge landmine to be planted during World War II on the German plains (to prevent the Soviet army from overreaching), to be kept at a warm, detonatable temperature by the body heat of thousands of live chickens underground (according to Britain's National Archives in April), and (2) a post-World War II plan disclosed in May to equip pigeons as suicide dive-bombers carrying explosives and biological agents to a targeted area. (The military said its research showed that homing pigeons could be tricked via electromagnetic fields into sensing that their "home" was actually the target area, but pigeon experts say it is more likely the pigeons would have returned to dive-bomb Britain.) [Boston Globe-AP, 4-1-04] [Australian Broadcasting Company Online,</span>
     
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  2. Daddy Screw

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    Daddy Screw - Replied Jun 12, 2004

    please stop with the post count-boosting threads.
     
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  3. ODS-1

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    ODS-1 - Replied Jun 12, 2004

    It's channel zero, get over it.
     
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    Daddy Screw - Replied Jun 12, 2004

    i refuse to be dismissed by a thread maker of your calibre.
     
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    ODS-1 - Replied Jun 12, 2004

    By the way the title is not to offend british people as a whole.
     
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    Didnt America try and kill Castro by poisoning a cigar with LSD?
    its way too tempting to do a "Retarded American People" thread, but hey we all know it would go over soooo many pages it would set an all new CH 0 record.

    3/4 of it, would be quotes from ODS1
     
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    Weapon X - Replied Jun 12, 2004

    I think the second idea is pretty good. :confused:


    If Greece wins, my neighbourhood will be partying! I'll try and score some free souvlaki.
     
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    ODS-1 - Replied Jun 12, 2004

    Agree there.
     
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    three lions on a muthafucking shirt

    Oh, so your writing in indigo now. How fucking quirky
     
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    They also planned to put itching powder in a scuba suit so that he would go crazy and drown....

    England till I die, bitch......
     
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    Weapon X - Replied Jun 12, 2004

    Last time I was hanging out with a real live Brit, he tripped over my friend’s grandparent’s coffee table and puked all over the carpet. Since then, I’ve stereotyped all British people into the retarded category.
     
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    haha the first thing i thought of when i read this thread was "hey sneak is a brit..and he's great" and i was about to comment on it..but i see you've already posted.. ;]
     
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    i just plain hate england.THEY CANT EVEN OWN GUNS!!!!or carry a knife on you.fuckin wack.
     
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    wiseguy - Replied Jun 12, 2004

    your leader was almost killed by a pretzel.
     
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    T=E=A=S=E - Replied Jun 12, 2004

    probation.
     
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