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you ever had a chance at redemption?

 

 

last friday, a coworker, who is real close

to the big cheeses of our company, asked

me to produce a flyer for a neighborhood

function. She was briefing me on the details,

and i asked her why the cheeses were throwing

this block party. she said they wanted to get

the neighbors to get on their side. i asked,

"what for?". turns out, the cheeses built a

very large and snobbish golf course over

an area where these froggies were living.

they moved said froggies to a new "safe"

location. well, now the froggies are dying off

or some shit. i felt bad...here i am, creating

a flyer to help kill off some frogs, and make

some rich man richer. i was wishing i could

have thrown some sort of subliminal monkey

wrench into their program. well, i come into

work today, and they want me to make a change.

hahaha..nows my chance. i have pix of kids

and parents with tons of balloons. i was thinking

i could put a kermit on some kids shirt, or throw

a toad in there somehwere...tee hee.

should i do it?

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

haha..i know it sounds

like some tree huggin hippie shit..

but frogs are dope...

plus, these are those rich bastards

that dont want to pay people

what they deserve. they are steadily

opening more stores, and not

hiring enough people for the workload.

they expect us to do that amount

of work. they put a freeze on peoples

salaries until who knows when.

fuck them...its all about the frogs.

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Re: *believe*

 

Originally posted by WebsterUno

haha..i know it sounds

like some tree huggin hippie shit..

but frogs are dope...

 

 

anyone remember from 'police academy' where hightower, the big ass intimidating black guy gets the job working at the flower shop?

ok, imagine a similarly intimidating hispanic fella, getting all amped about frogs.

 

ok, now maybe you understand why this is extra hillarious.

 

good job webs, score one for the little (green) guys!

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

if they do find it,

they might fire me.

at this point, i really

dont care. the point

is for someone to see it!

by that time, im hoping ill

have another job by then,

or ill be working from home.

the whole time i was adding

kermit, that song by war kept

popping into my head...

"slippin into darkness"

 

 

vanity-kermie is poking his

head out from behind.

kinda like he is chillen with

the people. that green mess

was already there, so it

provided a sort of camoflauge.

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Haha... thread of the day....

Bout 4 years ago in michigan there was only like 2 weeks of snow and then the summer had insane humidity and there was frogs EVERYFUCKINGWHERE! I swear to go you could not take a step without stepping on one. It was nuts.

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Re: *believe*

 

Originally posted by WebsterUno

the color proof had no frog, the

actual file (on disc) to be printed

will have kermie...hahahahahaa!!!!

 

 

yeah!!!

 

haha! yes webs.

sly man....

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Re: Re: *believe*

 

Originally posted by seeking

anyone remember from 'police academy' where hightower, the big ass intimidating black guy gets the job working at the flower shop?

ok, imagine a similarly intimidating hispanic fella, getting all amped about frogs.

 

ok, now maybe you understand why this is extra hillarious.

 

good job webs, score one for the little (green) guys!

 

same reason I laughed.

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*believe*

 

I feel you [homoblock] on the frog thing.

People are so dumb when it comes to animals. I saw an injured squirrel once when i was in the states and decided i needed to save it. I found a box and put it in there. Then i stopped a cop and asked him how i found the nearest vet. He said :

 

"You can't bringg wonnudem wald skwurlz to duh vet. Caaaan't help yu. O'ly thang ah can doo is shoot it !"

 

Finally i dropped it at the pet shop and it was going to be shifted to a rehabilitation park for little furry creatures.

 

I was a damn happy hippy.:D

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