JambaJuice Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Post up the most recent good news you ouncers have gotten. Dear *********: I have attached the negative results from your chlamydia and gonorrhoeae tests. CHLAMYDIA TRACHOMATIS DNA, SDA NOT DETECTED NOT DETECTED NEISSERIA GONORRHOEAE DNA, SDA NOT DETECTED NOT DETECTED Sincerely, HAMILTON,LADY NP The nurses name was seriously Lady Hamilton. I tried to mac...but she was talking really loud in this small room and it fucked me up. Plus being there for STD testing is not the greatest time and place to try to mac on nurses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 haha why the fuck not she knows youre negative! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 i took an hiv and cancer test. results came out negative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Bad News - Feel like shit today Good News - Took a sick day No stds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.coma Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 had a dream that i got kicked out a mega mall but i was on my spider man steeze so whatevez:scrambled: woke up -being pissed off getting an oqo for xmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 i'm alive..thats good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 good news...having another baby. That's 5. yee-yah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Lady Doctor :"the results came in, you are gay." Me: "no......" Me: "no......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I got a little bit of a bonus this week and I'm going to Six Flags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 i got a little bit of a hangover... and i'm short on cash. debt sucks. good to hear no STDs. those are always stressful waiting periods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Hmmm....Not much good news on my end. Ain't nothin' wrong. Ain't nothin' right. Bout' to get a $300 check in the mail for a painting today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted November 2, 2007 Author Share Posted November 2, 2007 ALSO Cholesterol level is 110. Sweeeet jesus. For the population as a whole: Desirable (less than 200) Borderline (200-239) High (greater than or equal to 240) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 i just made teh seckz with mah gf. im typing this nekked and sweaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 today. good news- nothing really. bad news- i have a huge headache that wont go away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 That OQO thing is pretty cool looking besides the fact that it is doofy as fuck. It is a phone right? I have a hard enough time trying to answer my phone without almost crashing into the car infront of me or crossing into other lanes and my shit is like half the size. Good news uhm I been hitting the gym which in recent days I have noticed the amount of females hitting on me or checking me out has risen to a much higher amount than before. Also I got off Tuesday, and the following Monday, and Thanksgiving too. And my bank account is hefty as fuck right now. And I got all the fly gear I could want, the kind I sag off my ass. So I can't really ask for much else in life right now. Maybe 7 bitches that are perfect 10s that I can switch off and fuck each day of the week. That is about it. Also good news, it is Friday bitches. Chyeaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 congrats on not having stds but watch out for teh crabz /no crabz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 got a raise today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Mcdonalds pays well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 good news is today was a day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckr Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 after having my bike stuck to a bike rack outside of a superstore for 3 hours because the damn lock sucked so fucking hard, I got a new lock (one with a KEY) Fuck combo locks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Mcdonalds pays well? did you not just the other day say you should get a job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought_Monster Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 i got free stuff today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 got a job interview with a big oil and gas company. carries a yearly salary of about 150k, and I'm 23. Holler. did you not just the other day say you should get a job? I wouldn't sweat it coming from a dude who calls himself 'peyote' on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 ALSO Cholesterol level is 110. Sweeeet jesus. For the population as a whole: Desirable (less than 200) Borderline (200-239) High (greater than or equal to 240) this made me sad. im bout to croak and shit. haha i hope not. on a side note i have some supersuper ganj. i get PAID. and today im gonna get shitty team alco style. why do today what i can put off until tommorow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 i just made teh seckz with mah gf. im typing this nekked and sweaty. NiCE!! me TOO!!!! /clothed :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 good news- awesome paycheck. working all those extra shifts/events paid off sorta shitty news-student loans just took half my check. i once again hate everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I passed my medical screening to head overseas (which also means no STD). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Really sexy redheaded girlie from back east is going to come out to kick it with me next month for a month... Just talked to one of my homies down in l.a. i haven't spoke to in ages... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 My delivery is almost here, everything is normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 got a job interview with a big oil and gas company. carries a yearly salary of about 150k, and I'm 23. Holler. I wouldn't sweat it coming from a dude who calls himself 'peyote' on the internet. yea i woudlnt sweat it coming from some kid who takes 12oz pretty serious. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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