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really, really stupid questions

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, Jul 19, 2001.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

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    really, really stupid questions

    Discussion started by boogie hands - Jul 19, 2001

    today a co worker and myself are getting ready to order some food and she turns to me and says "i wonder whats on the BLT?"
    guess what color her hair is...

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  2. beardo

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    beardo - Replied Jul 19, 2001

    either way i hope you burned what hair she had right off her head

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  3. cracked ass

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    cracked ass - Replied Jul 19, 2001

    That took me almost 30 seconds to figure out, so I must be blond too.
     
  4. platapie

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    platapie - Replied Jul 19, 2001

    hahaa.
     
  5. jarryd

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    jarryd - Replied Jul 19, 2001

    took me a while

    but im not blonde! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//frown.gif'>

    maybe just naturally stupid?
     
  6. -Rage-

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    -Rage- - Replied Jul 20, 2001

    I work in a movie theater. Do you know how many times people ask me "What time does the 7:00 show start?" or "Does that start exactly at 7:00?"

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  7. JinkZ aNd BrainZ

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    JinkZ aNd BrainZ - Replied Jul 20, 2001

    ha when i worked at busch gardens. i worked a stand right in front this ride and at least like 20-30 people each day would come up and ask me where the ride was. days when iw ould be pissed off or ready to go home and be like " if u'd turn around u might see it."

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  8. atc

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    atc - Replied Jul 20, 2001

    The worst is when the person who rips my ticket tells me to enjoy the show, and I respond "you too".

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  9. hellcouncil

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    hellcouncil - Replied Jul 20, 2001

    i used to work at a bowling alley, and people always thought it was funny ass shit to do/ask the following:

    1. ask for size 17 shoes and pretend they were unique in some way

    2. tell me to spray their dates' shoes "extra". that one sucked because the date would always giggle and be like "HEY!", and i bet the tool would get his dick sucked that night, anyway.


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  10. SPLINTER

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    SPLINTER - Replied Jul 20, 2001

    at mcdonalds(or fast food resteraunt of choice.)

    i order EGG mcmuffin. they ask with EGG?

    i order double CHEESE burger. they ask with CHEESE?
     
  11. T.T Boy

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    T.T Boy - Replied Jul 20, 2001

    fuck i work at a gas station.. man do i get some dumb ass questions.


    after giving them their bill and recipt, and asking if theywant a wash they then ask "is it too late for a wash?"

    or...asking if i carry shit that only a specialty shop would sell. like for rims.. what gas station sells rims?

    or askin me when the can put their car in the shop out back. ( we havent had a shop in like 5 years.) then argueing with me when i tell them that. i wouldnt know cause i only work there.


    ahhh its makingme mad just thinking about this.
     
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    -Rage- - Replied Jul 20, 2001

    Hahaha. I've heard that sooo many times.
     
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  13. Dusty Lipschitz - Replied Jul 20, 2001

    you should have asked her if she knew the difference between a BLT and a blowjob. and when she said "no", told her you would get lunch...



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  14. Trend

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    Trend - Replied Jul 20, 2001

    i do that shit all the time, just cuz its habitual to respond to something like that with "you too"... like if im going on vacation and someone says "have a nice trip" i'll say "you too" even though they're not going anywhere... makes you feel damn smart, let me tell ya
     
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  15. cracked ass

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    cracked ass - Replied Jul 21, 2001

    I never understood why people thank the toll taker for taking their money.
    I also don't get calling it a "toll plaza", it sounds like there should be more variety to merit that name..."Hey, let's go shopping at the toll plaza."