boogie hands Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 today a co worker and myself are getting ready to order some food and she turns to me and says "i wonder whats on the BLT?" guess what color her hair is... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 either way i hope you burned what hair she had right off her head [This message has been edited by beardo (edited 07-19-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cracked ass Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 That took me almost 30 seconds to figure out, so I must be blond too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 hahaa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jarryd Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 That took me almost 30 seconds to figure out, so I must be blond too. took me a while but im not blonde! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//frown.gif'> maybe just naturally stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 I work in a movie theater. Do you know how many times people ask me "What time does the 7:00 show start?" or "Does that start exactly at 7:00?" [This message has been edited by -Rage- (edited 07-20-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinkZ aNd BrainZ Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 ha when i worked at busch gardens. i worked a stand right in front this ride and at least like 20-30 people each day would come up and ask me where the ride was. days when iw ould be pissed off or ready to go home and be like " if u'd turn around u might see it." JINKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atc Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 Originally posted by -Rage-: I work in a movie theater. Do you know how many times people ask me "What time does the 7:00 show start?" or "Does that start exactly at 7:00?" The worst is when the person who rips my ticket tells me to enjoy the show, and I respond "you too". ------------------ ABOVElabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellcouncil Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 i used to work at a bowling alley, and people always thought it was funny ass shit to do/ask the following: 1. ask for size 17 shoes and pretend they were unique in some way 2. tell me to spray their dates' shoes "extra". that one sucked because the date would always giggle and be like "HEY!", and i bet the tool would get his dick sucked that night, anyway. ------------------ bubble hard in the double R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 at mcdonalds(or fast food resteraunt of choice.) i order EGG mcmuffin. they ask with EGG? i order double CHEESE burger. they ask with CHEESE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 fuck i work at a gas station.. man do i get some dumb ass questions. after giving them their bill and recipt, and asking if theywant a wash they then ask "is it too late for a wash?" or...asking if i carry shit that only a specialty shop would sell. like for rims.. what gas station sells rims? or askin me when the can put their car in the shop out back. ( we havent had a shop in like 5 years.) then argueing with me when i tell them that. i wouldnt know cause i only work there. ahhh its makingme mad just thinking about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 Originally posted by atc: The worst is when the person who rips my ticket tells me to enjoy the show, and I respond "you too". Hahaha. I've heard that sooo many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 Originally posted by boogie hands: today a co worker and myself are getting ready to order some food and she turns to me and says "i wonder whats on the BLT?" guess what color her hair is... you should have asked her if she knew the difference between a BLT and a blowjob. and when she said "no", told her you would get lunch... ------------------ Now back to your regularly scheduled re-programming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trend Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 Originally posted by atc: The worst is when the person who rips my ticket tells me to enjoy the show, and I respond "you too". i do that shit all the time, just cuz its habitual to respond to something like that with "you too"... like if im going on vacation and someone says "have a nice trip" i'll say "you too" even though they're not going anywhere... makes you feel damn smart, let me tell ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cracked ass Posted July 21, 2001 Share Posted July 21, 2001 I never understood why people thank the toll taker for taking their money. I also don't get calling it a "toll plaza", it sounds like there should be more variety to merit that name..."Hey, let's go shopping at the toll plaza." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atc Posted July 21, 2001 Share Posted July 21, 2001 Bump for if you work in a place where you answer the phone... You: "Hello, thanks for calling (name of the place you work), this is (your name), how can I help you?" Retard, I mean caller: "Uh, hi, is this (the fucking name of the place you work that you just said 2 fucking seconds ago)?" What you wanna say: "No, this is some other place. We just made this number up to fuck wit ya!" ------------------ ABOVElabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammo Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 Originally posted by -Rage-: Hahaha. I've heard that sooo many times. i dont get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.e Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 no shit atc. god i hate stupid people at work. one the fucking menu it says "the banana royale comes with 2 scoops of your favorite ice cream, a half a banana, and your choice of topping." then these excuses for humans have the nerve of asking me what comes on it. i really just wanna jump over the counter and stab them repeatedly in the throat with a melon baller. or the morons who call and ask where we're located. well, bitch, what fucking number from the phone book did you call asspipe? damn i hate people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my mom buys my clothes Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 when im working the register at work - "how much is change?" or at concessions i hate when kids come and go down the list of everything we seve,asking how much each thing is, when the price is right next to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 duuuhhhhh, doesn't BLT stand fer Based on Lateral Territory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man with the yellow hat Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 mAN this one time i put my wallet on fishing line and threw it accross the street, so guy went for it and i kept yanking on the string, i stopped pulling when he was half way accross the street, he came over and was all like "is this wallet yours?" i'm like yeah, and he goes "sorry for kicking those few times" god it was funny shit, i was laughing in his face and he didn't get it haha dumfuck ------------------ aim: snow hat 13 .:FKC:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man with the yellow hat Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 o, and when i get to drive (3 more years http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//frown.gif'>)i'm gonna go to the McDonald's drive thru they say "welcome to mcdonalds can i take your order" that;s when i'll say "no, you can't take my order, i don't like you, i want someone else to take my order" in a really snotty tone and drive off... that would be some funny shit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 ha haaa....that shit sounds annoying as fuck jinks...gotta hate those tourists... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backside country tagger 2 Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 took me 10 seconds to figuire out that is a stupid question . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 I worked at a movie theater too. That shit was fuckin wack. Making $5.35 an hour. Fuck that. I hate when I'd be ripping tickets and then mothafuckas would be like pullin the ticket away from me when I go to grab it and shit. Thinkin theyre funny. Or when I got a big line and people ask me if the movie is good or not. I'd always just be like 'yeah'. Im trying to think of dumb questions I heard..Oh some people, when I would work concession, would be like 'why is everything so expensive?'. SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! I DONT FUCKING KNOW! I DONT MAKE THE GOD DAMN PRICE! BUY YOUR 5 DOLLAR POPCORN, AND MOVE ALONG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 Originally posted by Ammo: i dont get it Can't you read? ----------------------------------------- quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by atc: The worst is when the person who rips my ticket tells me to enjoy the show, and I respond "you too". ----------------------------------------- Hahaha. I've heard that sooo many times. ----------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 Originally posted by mapo wc: I worked at a movie theater too. That shit was fuckin wack. Making $5.35 an hour. Fuck that. I hate when I'd be ripping tickets and then mothafuckas would be like pullin the ticket away from me when I go to grab it and shit. Thinkin theyre funny. Or when I got a big line and people ask me if the movie is good or not. I'd always just be like 'yeah'. Im trying to think of dumb questions I heard..Oh some people, when I would work concession, would be like 'why is everything so expensive?'. SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! I DONT FUCKING KNOW! I DONT MAKE THE GOD DAMN PRICE! BUY YOUR 5 DOLLAR POPCORN, AND MOVE ALONG! That's fucking scary! I made that same amount per hour when I was working. I was in the Box Office, so I chilled all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 when some girl calls you up on the cell... "hello" "hi, is el Dickwad there?" what do you expect? you know it's his phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 or when you page someone and they call the number and say... "hi, did someone just page me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammo Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Originally posted by -Rage-: Can't you read? yeah... i get it but its not funny if you ask me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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