Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 Ok, make your own really BAD jokes and lets not laugh with them. 'Decent' is forbiden! here we go -How many motherfuckers it takes to screw a lightbulb? -an orphan, otherwise he'll be to busy fuckin his mom:beat: i just made that up see its not hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 You cease to amaze me...and belive it or not I actually laughed at that...maybe because i havnt had sleep in 24 hours...insomia does crazy things to your mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 meh... dosent do anything for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 2 blondes....stand at the edge of a river..one blonde on one side....the other blonde on the opposite side.... one blonde asked the other blonde..."HEY!HOW DO YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?!" the other blonde says in a sarcastic manner..."STUPID!!YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 A family of tomatoes is going to the park to spend the day. First they go to have some lunch at KFC, where each of them takes turns going to the bathroom. after they're done eating, they head over to the library to drop off some books on the way there, and then some videos at Blockbuster. They stop at a picture booth that's right across the street from the park and take a couple of flick. Then they cross the street to the park but a car comes and BAM!! Ketchup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 Originally posted by El Mamerro A family of tomatoes is going to the park to spend the day. First they go to have some lunch at KFC, where each of them takes turns going to the bathroom. after they're done eating, they head over to the library to drop off some books on the way there, and then some videos at Blockbuster. They stop at a picture booth that's right across the street from the park and take a couple of flick. Then they cross the street to the park but a car comes and BAM!! Ketchup. Dude this joke is from Pulp Fiction, but not as elaborate. :rolleyes: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Abc Eater Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 uhh Originally posted by El Mamerro A family of tomatoes is going to the park to spend the day. First they go to have some lunch at KFC, where each of them takes turns going to the bathroom. after they're done eating, they head over to the library to drop off some books on the way there, and then some videos at Blockbuster. They stop at a picture booth that's right across the street from the park and take a couple of flick. Then they cross the street to the park but a car comes and BAM!! Ketchup. for some reason i chuckeld at that joke... :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHECKY SHENANIGANZ Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 tesseract's got a joke about philly that is fuckin' amazing. eh bro?:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 what do you call a snail on a boat. A snailor motherfucker! what! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakone• Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 your mom is so fat, she broke the scale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 Weird... a friend told me that joke an long-ass time ago. I've watched Pulp Fiction 7 billion times and never even realized it was the same joke... me stupid. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 What do you call a sticker being passed around on AIM? A SNicker!!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAfuck you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 Why do russian olive trees grow so fast? Cause they are rushin' to grow up mine ^^^^^ What do you call a cow with 2 legs?? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs?? GROUND BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHJAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHECKY SHENANIGANZ Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 okay.... there's this mexican with a donkey.. another mexican comes up and asks what time it is..... the mexican with the donkey lifts up the donkey's ball sack, looks under and says 'bout 2:30'... aha. thats from some cheech & chong movie. that one really crackt us up when we were kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 Originally posted by El Mamerro AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAfuck you :lol: oh mercy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 there is a new drink out called a "bloody nicole", it's like a bloody mary but instead of adding tomato juice you add OJ. I think that one is fuckin witty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xwibxonex Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 i used this on my mom for some reaspon one night when i hadnt slept and she was drunk.. if a freight train from seattle rolls out at 6:35 pm and arrives in its destination in portland at 7:45 pm and picks up 6 1/2 passengers.. the 1/2 is a midget. how long til they buff the train. instead of laughing she procedded to question "whats buff a train mean?" i rolled my eyes.. slapped her . took her drink and bounced... on her bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 did you hear that melissa ethridge commited suicide? yeah, they found her face down in ricki lake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barfbag Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 i dont got a joke but i got something even better... funny names! kraven morhead dick fitswell phil macrevice uhhhh anyone got more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 Floppy McPenis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 boooooo for bruno because his was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 boo? because it was funny? me no get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 Originally posted by -Rage- Dude this joke is from Pulp Fiction, but not as elaborate. :rolleyes: :D Yes and the movie is great... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 Originally posted by big bruno boo? because it was funny? me no get. its a thread about bad jokes, and yours was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 ahah, okay. alright fuck yeah wooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 teddy grahms are soo good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 I was gonna tell you my joke about the vampyre... but it sucked.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 ^^^^ and so did the vacuum joke. hahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 I want to hear the joke...tell me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 Someones not the brightest rock in the grass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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