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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, Aug 24, 2002.

  1. Ok, make your own really BAD jokes and lets not laugh with them.
    'Decent' is forbiden!

    here we go

    -How many motherfuckers it takes to screw a lightbulb?

    -an orphan, otherwise he'll be to busy fuckin his mom:beat:

    i just made that up
    see its not hard
  2. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 7
    You cease to amaze me...and belive it or not I actually laughed at that...maybe because i havnt had sleep in 24 hours...insomia does crazy things to your mind...
  3. zen

    zen New Jack

    Joined: Sep 20, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    meh... dosent do anything for me.
  4. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    2 blondes....stand at the edge of a river..one blonde on one side....the other blonde on the opposite side....

    one blonde asked the other blonde..."HEY!HOW DO YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?!"

    the other blonde says in a sarcastic manner..."STUPID!!YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!"
  5. A family of tomatoes is going to the park to spend the day. First they go to have some lunch at KFC, where each of them takes turns going to the bathroom. after they're done eating, they head over to the library to drop off some books on the way there, and then some videos at Blockbuster. They stop at a picture booth that's right across the street from the park and take a couple of flick. Then they cross the street to the park but a car comes and BAM!! Ketchup.
  6. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 71
    Dude this joke is from Pulp Fiction, but not as elaborate.

    :rolleyes: :D
  7. Abc Eater

    Abc Eater Guest


    for some reason i chuckeld at that joke... :crazy:


    Joined: Jun 14, 2001 Messages: 232 Likes Received: 0
    tesseract's got a joke about philly that is fuckin' amazing.
    eh bro?:dazed:
  9. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    what do you call a snail on a boat.

    A snailor motherfucker! what!
  10. •nakone•

    •nakone• Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2002 Messages: 967 Likes Received: 0
    your mom is so fat, she broke the scale
  11. Weird... a friend told me that joke an long-ass time ago. I've watched Pulp Fiction 7 billion times and never even realized it was the same joke... me stupid. Beer,

    El Mamerro
  12. What do you call a sticker being passed around on AIM?

    A SNicker!!!

  13. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Why do russian olive trees grow so fast?
    Cause they are rushin' to grow up
    mine ^^^^^
    What do you call a cow with 2 legs??
    Lean beef.
    What do you call a cow with no legs??

    GROUND BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    Joined: Jun 14, 2001 Messages: 232 Likes Received: 0

    there's this mexican with a donkey..
    another mexican comes up and asks what
    time it is.....
    the mexican with the donkey lifts up the
    donkey's ball sack, looks under and says
    'bout 2:30'...

    thats from some cheech & chong movie.
    that one really crackt us up when we were
  15. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 71

    oh mercy