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REALLY BAD HUMOUR

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, Aug 24, 2002.

  1. REALLY BAD HUMOUR

    Discussion started by imported_Tesseract - Aug 24, 2002

    Ok, make your own really BAD jokes and lets not laugh with them.
    'Decent' is forbiden!

    here we go

    -How many motherfuckers it takes to screw a lightbulb?

    -an orphan, otherwise he'll be to busy fuckin his mom:beat:

    i just made that up
    see its not hard
     
  2. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

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    Intangible - Replied Aug 24, 2002

    You cease to amaze me...and belive it or not I actually laughed at that...maybe because i havnt had sleep in 24 hours...insomia does crazy things to your mind...
     
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  3. zen

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    zen - Replied Aug 24, 2002

    meh... dosent do anything for me.
     
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  4. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Aug 24, 2002

    2 blondes....stand at the edge of a river..one blonde on one side....the other blonde on the opposite side....

    one blonde asked the other blonde..."HEY!HOW DO YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?!"

    the other blonde says in a sarcastic manner..."STUPID!!YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!"
     
  5. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Aug 24, 2002

    A family of tomatoes is going to the park to spend the day. First they go to have some lunch at KFC, where each of them takes turns going to the bathroom. after they're done eating, they head over to the library to drop off some books on the way there, and then some videos at Blockbuster. They stop at a picture booth that's right across the street from the park and take a couple of flick. Then they cross the street to the park but a car comes and BAM!! Ketchup.
     
  6. -Rage-

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    -Rage- - Replied Aug 24, 2002

    Dude this joke is from Pulp Fiction, but not as elaborate.

    :rolleyes: :D
     
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  7. Abc Eater

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    Abc Eater - Replied Aug 24, 2002

    uhh


    for some reason i chuckeld at that joke... :crazy:
     
  8. SHECKY SHENANIGANZ

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    SHECKY SHENANIGANZ - Replied Aug 24, 2002

    tesseract's got a joke about philly that is fuckin' amazing.
    eh bro?:dazed:
     
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    GLIK$ - Replied Aug 24, 2002

    what do you call a snail on a boat.



    A snailor motherfucker! what!
     
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  10. •nakone•

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    •nakone• - Replied Aug 24, 2002

    your mom is so fat, she broke the scale
     
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  11. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Aug 24, 2002

    Weird... a friend told me that joke an long-ass time ago. I've watched Pulp Fiction 7 billion times and never even realized it was the same joke... me stupid. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
  12. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Aug 24, 2002

    What do you call a sticker being passed around on AIM?

    A SNicker!!!


    AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAfuck you
     
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    suburbian bum - Replied Aug 24, 2002

    Why do russian olive trees grow so fast?
    Cause they are rushin' to grow up
    mine ^^^^^
    What do you call a cow with 2 legs??
    Lean beef.
    What do you call a cow with no legs??


    GROUND BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    AHAHJAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH beautiful.
     
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  14. SHECKY SHENANIGANZ

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    SHECKY SHENANIGANZ - Replied Aug 24, 2002

    okay....

    there's this mexican with a donkey..
    another mexican comes up and asks what
    time it is.....
    the mexican with the donkey lifts up the
    donkey's ball sack, looks under and says
    'bout 2:30'...


    aha.
    thats from some cheech & chong movie.
    that one really crackt us up when we were
    kids.
     
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    -Rage- - Replied Aug 24, 2002

    :lol:

    oh mercy
     
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