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Rate the last party you were at,

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dr.testical, Jun 10, 2004.

  1. dr.testical

    dr.testical Senior Member

    Joined: May 26, 2003 Messages: 1,236 Likes Received: 0
    the last one i was at gets a 8 out of 10 for the girl guy ratio 4 girls to every guy and the fulll cabinet we found in the basement that was off limits to everyone but the guy throwing its close friends granted he had enough to supply everyone as it was on the other two floors. oh and the girls that were numbed up making out with anything, alot of two pump chumps got satisfied for sure. it was like a porn star party ladies were freaky , the dudes were gay but hey we took off with all the left over liqour at 9 the mrning after. oh and the kids house had some sort of sculpture you could go in out in his yard, i peed out of a whole with a turbonocking long piss streamed some feet, i had friends yell ay yall its beer. we got an underage drinker slurpin on me pissa becuase older dudes made him do snow - boarder shit.so he couldnt tell if it was beer of dr.testicals drinkpiss word to life and the aftermath of past out people getting postioned with odd positions with the same sex. im a sucker without pictures. - 15.
    but yeah word i havent been to something like that in a good year all the others were just regular amount of people nothing really wild except a few trashed people making idiots of themselves. but yeah
    if you want rate your last party you went to,. if you just sit around jerkin ya gerk to www.thehun.com and smoke weed then go to bed thats cool too.

    plus 5 if it was yours, plus 20 if you supplied a good amount of booze and enhancements to make it turbobetter. bu t yeah rate that shit or tell a story., i cant do the math for the last one i was at. you dont have to. jeesh im hyper peace kid g bless
     
  2. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    The last one I got kicked out of after about half an hour. So yeah it gets maybe a 2. Right now I'm about to go holler at a few cases of Rolling Rock. I'll report back.
     
  3. dr.testical

    dr.testical Senior Member

    Joined: May 26, 2003 Messages: 1,236 Likes Received: 0
    bummer, i have yet been kicked out of a party, rolling rock jyeah but yeah word the thought of going back and seting the place on fire didnt come to mind? i remember one time this kid had a lame party going so i got a bunch of people to watch me take his goldfish out the tank put it in the toilet and shit on them. yeah its official i shit on goldfish..
     
  4. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    if pub crawls count than the last one I was at got a full 10 out of 10
    it ended with one of my boys getting a ride to the hospital in an amubulance. apparently he passed out in someone's yard...and they called the cops. fuckers took his bike and didn't tell him. he finally got it back the other day. some bouncer busted out the brass knuckles...only to put them away after he started looking around at just how many chops he was gonna have to bust.
     
  5. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    damn.. i haven't been to an actual party in... damn, i dunno.. at least a year.

    last 'crawl' sucked... friends drank too much.. and ended up at a really really grimey strip club.
     
  6. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    TIKI TWISTERS!!!

    party went on from noon to 4:00am.
    massive amounts of top-notch blender drinks
    good sunny weather and tiki torches
    enough hot girls for the single dudes to enjoy
    shroomaritas!!! etc. etc. etc.

    9 out of 10

    plus it was my party +5
    plus it was overflowing with booze+ +20

    my last party was 34 out of 10 !!!!

    and mamerro music was played.... for a charisma + 5
     
  7. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    actually.. i was at one in feb. that i forgot about.. ended up drinking from aboput 4 pm to 2 am.. pretty much all free... i passed out, fucked up my face, had nuts dropped on my head, and had pictures taken.. so i guess i had fun... dont remember much after 10 except trying not to slip on ice, trying to tag someone's walla w/ krylon yellow :yuck:, and falling on my face.

    this sounds kind gay.. but i dont like parties w/ more girls than guys... girls are just kinda boring, and when there's that many, they ussually get all jr. highish.
     
  8. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    oh.. and the next day, i had a bunch of people coming to me saying shit like "damn vanity, i heard you got tore up last night." "where'd you hear that?" "oh, this girl told me" "who?" "clarissa." "oh... i don't know her." "she's some graffiti groupie"
     
  9. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    the last party i was at was last night at MY birthday.....being that i was the center of attention and everyone was buying me drink...i would say it was 10 of 10...
    hell yeah..[​IMG]
     
  10. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    my last party rates a 5/10. it was at my house - my roomate threw a party and invited all his dirty, stinky, loser hippy friends. i stole a 1/2 gallon of rum and a 5th of gin from various mother-earth-loving idiots. i wondered to a neighbors and traded the gin for some herb. good times.
     
  11. dr.testical

    dr.testical Senior Member

    Joined: May 26, 2003 Messages: 1,236 Likes Received: 0
    good to hear, key3rock if you dont mind i would like the recipe for the shroomaritas, how much exactly and what not im carrying a bundle now of them and looking to try it out, my emails [email protected]. holler at me switft
     
  12. fuck muni

    fuck muni Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2003 Messages: 1,089 Likes Received: 4
    last party was my homegirl throwing it

    5/10

    -some stupid white bitch stole some of my beers
    -there was this dime peice ive been jocking for so long, didnt hook up with her at all, i gave her some drunken massage but that was it, also found out that my boy hooked up with her a few weeks earlier
    -there was a "sober" group that chilled in the corner playing monoply (im not kidding)

    +lots of homeboys rolled through with lots of drank..a nice array of hard liquor to complement the 4 bud lights already in my stomach
    +these two chicks from my school let me drink alot of their gin and juice
    +got my swerv on pretty good
    +woke up the next morning and LORD OF THE RINGS was playing on dvd...drove home at 10 in the morning still drunk
     
  13. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    the last party was an 8 out of 10.

    the toilet got clogged.
    gangster rap.
    bling bling sf necklace that spins
    beer
    bbq
    good friends and seeing my best friends twat (which isnt new)
    looking at porn on the internet
    father freestyling
    father doing a bunch of drugs
     
  14. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    *believe*

    last party i was at...
    it was a rebel art show
    held in someones house.
    they had a keg of pale ale
    and a keg of some pabst...lol.
    everyone was so drunk,
    when someone snuck
    in a justin timberlake
    song, nobody tripped.
    party went on til 3am.
    ill give it a 10, because
    it was a very mixed crowd
    and i heard no complaints
    about music or atmosphere.

    oh, they had carrots and ranch dip too... :cool:

    healthy munchies!
     
  15. imported_YEAHMANWORD

    imported_YEAHMANWORD Member

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 985 Likes Received: 0
    I had a BBQ on the 29th of may.

    The cops had to roll at 11:45 pm....

    Seriously who's party gets broken up that early?

    notice the table in the foreground...later on in the night i got into a wrestling match with my boy and i wound up going through it

    http://www.nolaces.com/6-01-2004/P5280003.JPG'>

    One of my boys works construction and I asked him to bring over some lights....So he brings these fuckin DeWalt power lights...It was almost as if it was fuckin daytime

    [img]http://www.nolaces.com/6-01-2004/P5280011.JPG'>

    not long after, my boys were playing beer pong on the table and you might say i went over to the table and "flipped it over"....somehow we started throwing this table around my yard and the goal was to see who could throw it the highest....

    midway through competition, i tossed up the table and it came right down on my dome. I can't even remember this happening but my whole yard just stood in silence.

    anyway we started wrasslin' and eventually i got thrown through the table by this man:
    [img]http://www.nolaces.com/5-16-2004/103_0374.JPG'>

    Brandy: [b]Check[/b] Jack Daniels:[b]Check[/b] Cheeseburger: [b]Check[/b].....Double Fisting at 6:17 a.m:[b]Check[/b]



    that is the joker....he's a complete drunken menace. the picture is from a few weeks ago.

    if you haven't seen the joker in action, you haven't lived. He's somewhat of an urban legend in my neighborhood for his various classy acts.



    this is the joker helping me up after body slamming me through the table

    [img]http://www.nolaces.com/6-01-2004/P5280014.JPG'>






    Right before we started fucking around and shit my neighbors were looking out their window to see what was going on ad shit...so they saw the whole table breaking incident and called the cops cause they thought it was a real fight.


    So after i got put through my own table i decide to forgo the bathrooms in my own house and use a tree in my backyard....

    Who wouldn't?


    so john law rolls up and is like "Who's the owner of this house?!?!?!".....

    so the whole party gets all silent and points to my drunk ass pissing on my own tree...

    the cops shine their flashlights on me and say "Put the penis away son"

    i was in dimension 7 by this time so i just shout back "That better be one of my boys or i'm gonna be really fuckin pissed!"

    needless to say my friend came over and informed me it was the police...so i was literally walking in zig-zags on my way over to the cops and i spread the crowd of people like moses spread the red sea cause i was walking so fucked up.

    i spoke about 2.5 sentences to the police before one of my friends decided it would be best if i sat down away from the police.

    anyway my girlfriend took care of me as i wound up throwing up at midnight in a bowl and then kicking it all over my basement rug and i was in bed by 12:15.

    the gf and my little sister had to carry me up two flights of stairs and put me to rest.

    You may ask, Who causes their own party to get broken up by the police?

    Then gets tucked in by his girlfriend and 16 year old sister?



    Only one of the realest dunnies out there of course.
     
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