Jump to content

Rap's "Where Are They Now" (inspired by the 80's teen star thread)


26SidedCube

Recommended Posts

Saw something like this posted on another board.

 

Skee Lo

BMS

Diggable Planets

Kurious

KMD

Kriss Kross?

Kool Herc

Fab Five Freddy (I don't think he and Colin Quin started a nostalgia click)

Miami Bass (hah)

DJ Magic Mike

 

 

Anyone else ever wonder what happened to some people? I really don't follow this stuff.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This forum is supported by the 12ozProphet Shop, so go buy a shirt and help support!
This forum is brought to you by the 12ozProphet Shop.
This forum is brought to you by the 12oz Shop.

Skee Lo- dead

BMS- flipping burgers

Diggable Planets- heroin overdoses

Kurious- mental asylum

Kriss Kross?- gay porn

Kool Herc- doing 10 years for giving a 12 year old an enema

Fab Five Freddy- sucking tv exec dick for a sitcom pilot

Miami Bass- doing candy raves under the name "solar flare pants 2010"

DJ Magic Mike- judging camel toe contests in bolivia

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: 'WHOOP THERE IT IS"

 

Originally posted by DETO

Tag Team and The Fushickins?

 

tag team- writing saturday morning cartoon theme songs

 

fu-schnickens- developed a new seasoning for fried chicken and sold it to KFC. now collecting royalty cheques for said seasoning. chip fu bought a house next to shaq's with his. shaq currently has a restraining order agains chip for stealing his lawn ornaments

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally spat with fury by Chip-Fu:

'Leave it to Beaver'-arriva, derci

Heavens to mercy ba FU sayanora

adios muchachos dorme vous unbuckle my Fu-Schnick shoe

Mr., Chip Fu, about to wreck shop

With the Judo (CHOP!) a Judo (CHOP!) a Judo chop CHOP!

Yo, zilch kaput me nada none son

I don't think so, so take a look at

a Superfly big Jimmy the Honeynut Cheerio Bee

ba schnicker bah snchnucker

I ams what I ams that's all what I ams

My lyrics are never done

I'm the big John Elmer Glue the Elmer the Fudd

Al Bundy the Bud Light stud

Come like tongues lashes, with the quickness

Moc and Poc is, my witness

Ask the Kung about my tongue and the styles that I brung instead

I'm the Ali Babi cutty rankin shuba-dib-da-dabble

Jaw Boy Wonder Bread dread, BUM BA READ

These lyrics ah-come out of mi head, BUM BA READ

Mr. Chip Fu's gon stay' di-di, da-di-di, dra-dread

You said I couldn't rap, but I really wrecked shop

and I don't stop drop, I get props

I pick up the mic drop a style and pattern and fashion

and all MC's jaws drops down

My accent, you're mockin, my clothes, you're clockin

Rippin MC's to smithereens to their

ribbidy-diddiby-Pippi Long-STOCKINGS

So don't step to Chip, I'm on the La Schmoove tip

You'll say 'Drats I really failed again plus he sank my Babble-ship'

So oooh, shit G, wa-wa or biscuit?

Rip it and be specific doin it terrific when I kicks it

Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang, Pepe LePew, Pepe LePew

La Schmoove, yo I ain't got NUTTIN to prove!

 

 

what in the hell were they thinking talkin that shit?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by Mr. ABC

i wasn't that young, but yeah so did i. i was on large amounts of drugs at the time, what's your excuse?

 

i have no idea. i initially liked them because of Shaq. ;) i was maybe 10 at the time. I had all the cassett tapes, damn remember when Shaq was a rapper.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by DETO

hahaha

i remember that episode, they picked him up at the airport in a limo, and drugged him to take him to a party the twins were throwing, if i remember correctly...;)

 

god damn. it seems there is someone other than me out there with an over abundance of useless facts stored in their brain. kudos.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...