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ranters and ravers

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by CONTWO, Aug 22, 2001.


    CONTWO Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 829 Likes Received: 0
    ever have those clear fruit drinks?they look like they are good,beings im trying to watch my health and all,i took one sip,then i drowned some ants with it,i got to stay off of that bacardi limon,and the hurricanes too,and the schlitz red bull,the steel reserves,and the colt 45 double malts,this summer,man i dont know,if youre in philly,go the the 711 on 34 and lancaster,and say hi to my man glove,he wears one red franklin glove,i had a party all week,and these girls did my dishes,vacumed,and took the bottles into their car and got rid of em' cool.my new girl works at the supermarket,kinda sucks,because all these guys hang out there so they can talk to her,oh well,hope you had fun buying your iced tea,fellas,and no i dont have any cigerettes,i know a girl who shot up robotussen,no joke.17 year old girls are bad,people,they get worse and worse,stay away.cause if you knock her up,youll be attending robotussen anonomus classes together,fuck painting the bridge,im jumping!!"why?" because im stuck with the robotussen girl "oh shit!,stop wasting your time with me and jump already!!!"anyhow its 5 in the afternoon,im in my boxers,and the shirt i wore yesterday,im about to get a shower,get dressed,and do it all over again,just like jay-z,only less stupid,because im getting my celtic moods off before i have to go to college and drink more and get into more trouble
  2. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
  3. Trend

    Trend Member

    Joined: Jul 10, 2001 Messages: 611 Likes Received: 0
    wow... that was like a Simpsons episode... it started off on one topic and by the end it had taken several tangents and finished with absolutely nothing it had in the beginning.... crazy stuff
  4. LUKY

    LUKY Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2000 Messages: 459 Likes Received: 0
    what are you talking about dude?
  5. jungle cat

    jungle cat Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 19, 2000 Messages: 3,453 Likes Received: 0
    heh. that was great.

    *ZEMONEDOE$ Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 4, 2001 Messages: 6,137 Likes Received: 0
    lancaster ave used to be killed.now theres
    like five prints on the whole strip.
    its a shame what happend to west.i hate unaversity city.all you college fucks,loud
    frat fags.the only good think is the drunk college sluts.
  7. Ammo

    Ammo Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2001 Messages: 1,146 Likes Received: 0
  8. dosoner

    dosoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2000 Messages: 3,735 Likes Received: 26
    My gaze wandered to the giant oak at the foot of the garden. It's leaves formed a giant, ever changing picture, starting with a vivid representation of the Christians being thrown to the Lions, then taking me on a history of warfare through out the ages, and ending with a gas mask, face up in the Flanders mud, before the visual facet of the trip began to fade, I guess 10-15 minutes after smoking


    i agree w/ zem. i just can't believe they let you into a college con...what the fuck is this world coming to???
  10. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    oh god...here comes another gas attack....

    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
  11. CONTWO

    CONTWO Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 829 Likes Received: 0
    i dont live in university city and im not going to those schools{penn drexel},im trying to get into art school so i can do what i like to do,and have a good excuse to do it,i dont even know what those kids do except hang out at the soccer field and play lil bow wow songs,and pay all of their parents loot to do so,shitty neighborhood to find a parking space,too
  12. CONTWO

    CONTWO Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 829 Likes Received: 0
    rip bump for my main man glove,glove and special slacks forever
  13. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    that was too much to read.;)
  14. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
  15. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
    sippin' on some syzurp.:dazed: