random thought:

if i could get away with murder ,i would do it, quite offenly even.

I would not, same thing with rape.

I'd like to muder rapists...

If you could go into the future and rape someone and then go back to your present time, would you? Since no one would know about it, you wouldn't have to deal with any consequences at all. Except your own guilt.

the guilt would stop me, and the fact that its fucking disgusting.

same with the "getting away with murder" thing. It's not the fact that murder is illegal that stops me, its the fact that I know it's wrong.

my girlfriend is hott. she will be here soon.

can i rape her?

you dont need rape when you got the boyish good looks and the mac daddy skills.

ladies be fallin all over this pimp.

If I could travel forward in time, eat a sandwich, and then travel back a few minutes before I left, would I be full??

RAPE IS WAY OUTTA THE QUESTION , BUT THERES PLENTY OF PPL I WOULDNT MIND DEAD

i wish i could go back in time and prevent the births of a few people.

i often think of killing people i wonder who i was in my past life

Originally posted by T.T Boy

i wish i could go back in time and prevent the births of a few people.

I think that too sometimes. Like Hitler. That would be an obvious choice. But what if you prevented the birth of Hitler and instead this other guy that was ten times worse was born. And this guy wipes out not only one race, but a few more just for kicks.

Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

If I could travel forward in time, eat a sandwich, and then travel back a few minutes before I left, would I be full??

indeed.... would the entire digestive process reverse during the travelling back in time phase? would the sandwich come out of your stomach, back out of your mouth and form the original sandwich? would the sandwich be there when you got back to where you started? and would that second eating of the sandwich be the original eating of the sandwich when you went into the future to eat that sandwich? hmmmm

actually, the reality of the sandwich existing inside you or otherwise would cease on the plane you return to...simple.

but then you would make the sandwich you went to eat in the future when you got back..... so... it's like..... you're testing out the sandwich before you actually make it.... so you can go in the future.. say "hmm.. it needs more mayo.." and put more mayo on it when you get back, producing a more delightful sandwich..

aaaahhh, the bill and ted "do it ahead of time" theory...very good

theres this dude with no eyebrows and skin rash all over his body and he has a bowl cut in my class.....he snitched on me and talks alot of shit....so im planning to kill him.

cut him essae!

so then... the thing to do would be to kill him now... go to the future to see if anything fucked up happens to you... then if something does... go back in time to before you killed him... damn time travel would be nice..

painful gravity

Infinitely long street, fenceposts and mailboxes stretch out forever. Green,sunny,suburban. Alien different physics and dimensionality. There is a strong force- a gravitational pull that is the center of my local universe. I realize that this point, strong as a black hole, is actually the connection to my jaw (of my 'real' body, sitting back home on the couch). My mouth is gaping open, and this other universe pivots around the sensation- like being stuck in a huge cosmic yawn. The thought crosses my mind that I could come out of this with a dislocated jaw, but it hurts so good!

man dos, youre either really smart or really insane...or both.

damn... that was awesome... got some cool mental images.. now back to reading harry potter

why must hilary duff be 15?

I bet if you traveled too far foward in time they wouldn't even have sandwhiches. They'd have a 'sandwich pill', you would take it and then chew the sandwich gum that replicates the sensation of sandwiching. The pill would have all the nutrients, and only 1/4 of the calories, plus a bonus laxitive and energy boost. The gum would taste like a sandwhich, but really give you a sustained nicotine dose. You could drink your soda intreveiniously. And instead of pooping, you could teleport your poop right out of your ass without any pushing or concentration. All of the poop would be teleported to mars. Amung the hot burning feces a society of bacteria would eventually grow, evolve, and be the demise of human kind as we know it.

I've said too much.

PRUDE

Blue shadows on the traiiilllllllll

AMEN PRUDE! hey you should come up to cleveland and paint sometime neighbor.

haha prude!

"And instead of pooping, you could teleport your poop right out of your ass without any pushing or concentration. All of the poop would be teleported to mars. Amung the hot burning feces a society of bacteria would eventually grow, evolve, and be the demise of human kind as we know it." HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

that is the funniest thing i've read in a long long time... props

OK NOW YOU FUCKERS ARE SCARING ME!!!!!!!!!but on the reals,wouldn't you wanna go back in time and prevent the deaths of some of our greatest people? like Tupac Shakur,Biggie Smalls,Martin Luther King,Malcolm X, Bob Marley or Jimmie Hendrix?I would give Tupac and and Big bullet proof vest.I wonder if they would have ever made up as friends.Hmmmm we will never know!:confused: :(

nah.. you get your chance and you die... i'm all about the sammiches though... i only want to go maybe 10 minutes into the future and see what changes i want to make on my sammich to make it better.. that's all... it's just that sometimes i get really disappointed with my sammiches... and they just aren't as pleasing as i know they can be... see? that's all i ask for... it's not that much is it? ..is it?

tell you what i'd do, i'd go do some panels. and if you got chased, you could just go back in time to before you got seen or whatever.