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random thots

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Mr. Peanut, Jun 6, 2004.

  1. CALIgula

    CALIgula Moderator Crew

    Joined: Mar 1, 2004 Messages: 36,364 Likes Received: 1,239
    I'd rather have a root canal......

    than to step on something wet while wearing socks.
     
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  2. One Man Banned

    One Man Banned Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 9, 2013 Messages: 13,348 Likes Received: 2,455
    Guy at the store wished me luck when I bought my lotto ticket, but I don't think he meant it
     
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  3. Fist 666

    Fist 666 Moderator Crew

    Joined: Jun 16, 2007 Messages: 14,149 Likes Received: 998
    I'm tired of the cold.
     
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  4. Fist 666

    Fist 666 Moderator Crew

    Joined: Jun 16, 2007 Messages: 14,149 Likes Received: 998
    Banksy is to graffiti what Will Smith is to black people.
     
  5. belmonts

    belmonts Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 14, 2006 Messages: 1,992 Likes Received: 212
    I wonder if I can get away with doing even less at work tm
     
  6. Hua Guofang

    Hua Guofang Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 29, 2013 Messages: 1,928 Likes Received: 454
    FU

    I like Banksy and He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper was awesome.

    imageproxy.php?img=https%3A%2F%2Ftakeitfromtheman.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F04%2Fcollar11.jpg

    *No shit, I actually do like both
     
  7. CALIgula

    CALIgula Moderator Crew

    Joined: Mar 1, 2004 Messages: 36,364 Likes Received: 1,239
    Man was made in the image of God.
    The first man was black.
    Therefore God is black.
     
  8. Ray Velcoro

    Ray Velcoro New Jack

    Joined: Oct 4, 2015 Messages: 44 Likes Received: 10
    Man made god, not the other way around.
     
  9. theprotester

    theprotester Moderator Crew

    Joined: Dec 8, 2006 Messages: 10,979 Likes Received: 903
  10. One Man Banned

    One Man Banned Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 9, 2013 Messages: 13,348 Likes Received: 2,455
  11. Fist 666

    Fist 666 Moderator Crew

    Joined: Jun 16, 2007 Messages: 14,149 Likes Received: 998
  12. One Man Banned

    One Man Banned Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 9, 2013 Messages: 13,348 Likes Received: 2,455
    How about when someone got the shower before you, and when you step out onto the bath mat and hit that cold wet spot they left?
     
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  13. One Man Banned

    One Man Banned Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 9, 2013 Messages: 13,348 Likes Received: 2,455
    Dog is farting up a storm, had to crack a window.
     
  14. One Man Banned

    One Man Banned Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 9, 2013 Messages: 13,348 Likes Received: 2,455
    Did not know Stephen Hawking was British. All that smarts and money and they couldn't give his computer a British accent?
    Go here and have anything you want said in a SH voice. I went with pee in her butt first.
    https://lingojam.com/StephenHawkingVoiceGenerator
     
  15. Steel Schnauzer

    Steel Schnauzer Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 31, 2015 Messages: 185 Likes Received: 19
    When your hitting it from behind In doggie and she calls you by her husbands name.
     
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