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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by bobobi11, Jan 4, 2002.

  1. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 15, 2000 Messages: 2,807 Likes Received: 0
    After the year 2000, I hope the crime of the century happens real
    soon, so I get to read about it."

    -- Dusty

    Isn't charging someone with attempted murder just like saying, "Better
    luck next time?"
    -- De St.

    You know, if it weren't for the alcohol, beer would be a health food."
    -- Chuck

    That music sounds like two skeletons having sex,
    and one of them is wearing a bunch of keys"

    -- Zak listening to T-Power's live set

    Anchovies taste like sweaty moustaches.
    -- Jill
  2. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 15, 2000 Messages: 2,807 Likes Received: 0
    I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ... Frank Sinatra

    Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ... Ernest Hemingway

    I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. ... W.C. Fields

    Okay, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. Let's just
    take this exam so I can get back to killing you with beer. ... Homer Simpson

    DOUGH... the stuff... that buys me beer
    RAY... the guy that sells me beer
    ME... the one... who drinks the beer
    FAR... a long run to get beer
    SO... I'll have another beer
    LA... I'll have another beer
    TEA... no, thanks, I'm drinking beer
    That will bring us back to (looks into empty glass) D'OH! ... Homer Simpson's beer song
  3. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    "I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing."
    - Baby Spice of the Spice Girls
  4. beardo

    beardo Guest

    If you have a blank cassette tape - no music on it at all - and weigh it, then fill it with music and weigh it again, would the weights be different? In other words, does the information you put on a tape (or cd, or videotape) actually weigh anything?

  5. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    "Life is very important to Americans."
    - Bob Dole, U.S. Senator from Kansas

    "The internet is a great way to get on the net."
    - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

    "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
    - Britney Spears, Pop Singer

    "We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather."
    - Arab News report
  6. got tha feva

    got tha feva Guest

    "If evolution is outlawed, than only the outlaws shall evolve" Unknown

    " There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness. " Dalai Lama

  7. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    "Gus, you're wife is a bigfoot gus." -Eddie Murphy, RAW!
  8. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    "Bondage has its own beauty - porn too, but often the beauty of bondage is misunderstood. One simple reason for the difference is the focus of the photographer. A good photographer will focus on the rope and the model's face, a bad photographer will focus on the genitals, which is not the point. Most people think female bondage is a realisation of a sexist rape and violence obsession. Violence and rape - if we consider the police, military, schools and other forms of establishment power - are 'normal' human activities. Bondage is not a 'normal' human activity, it must be 'abnormal'. Bondage is parody and an anti-form of authority. People don't understand this point." - Masami Akita
  9. Harpo Marx

    Harpo Marx Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2001 Messages: 1,525 Likes Received: 3
    "I am only human... and all my life I have tried not to be"- Ralph Steadman

    "If I cared about my looks Id cut my hair, buy abercrombie clothes, and act like an idiot to my friends"- Me

    "Tih-May!"- Timmy

    "So you'll always have your time to shine even in the winter of your darkest hour "- Jeremy Enigk (sunny day real estate)
  10. 'Detail leads to pornography"
  11. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,443 Likes Received: 192
    " my limp can make your step feel incomplete"
    -aesop rock-

    "Knowledge will begin until I finish this song"


    "For every cigarette butt that's tried to climb out of my ashtray
    Signifies another phase in this cascade"
  12. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28
    "Qui nimium probat, nihil probat"
    - As long as I breathe, I hope

    "Internal conflict drives us all"
    - me

    "Life isn't worth living without 12oz."
    - Beardo

    Two of my favorites:
    Long, but good!

    "Go back home where you came from. This country is mine, and I intend to stay here and to raise this country full of grown people.

    God made me an Indian, but not a reservation Indian.

    What treaty that the white man ever made with us have they kept? Not one. When I was a boy, the Sioux owned the world; the sun rose and set on their land; they sent ten thousand men to battle. Where are the warriors today? Who slew them? What white man can say I ever stole his land or a penny of his money? Yet they say I am a thief. What white woman, however lonely, was ever captive or insulted by me? Yet they say I am a bad Indian. What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and unfed? Who has ever seen me beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken? Is it wrong for me to love my own? Is it wicked for me because my skin is red? Because I am a Sioux; because I was born where my father lived; because I would die for my people and my country?"
    - Sitting Bull (Dakota Sioux Chief, c. 1834-1890)

    "You have driven me from the East to this place, and I have been here two thousand years or more….My friends, if you took me away from this land it would be very hard for me. I wish to die in this land. I wish to be an old man here….I have not wished to give even a part of it to the Great Father. Though he would give me a million dollars or more I would not give to him this land….When people want to slaughter cattle they drive them along until they get them to a corral, and then they slaughter them. So it was with us….My children have been exterminated; my brother has been killed. "
    - Standing Bear of the Poncas
  13. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 1
    "the earth does not belong to us, we belong to the earth" --bumper sticker i saw the other day

    "In those days it was either live with music or die with noise, and we chose rather desperately to live." --Ralph Ellison

    IVO AKM KILLERZ Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 25, 2001 Messages: 6,447 Likes Received: 0
    T.T Boy
    Senior Member

    Registered: May 2001
    Location: between a rock and a hard place.
    Posts: 2931

    everything but the ivo is pretty decent. im mean come on, you just do the same crappy letters everytime, cant you change it up a bit?

  15. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    "fucking vegetarians........why do you think god gave cows legs? it's to keep the fucking food out of the dirt!" me