SilentBob Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 so yeah I'm back from the dilapadated palace... I arrived back in time for my best friend in highschools 21st .. The night began well enough ... I greeted the birthday boy and received kisses and hugs from the others present..the dude who was my best-friend in highschool was totaly fucked as one would expect and vomited before the sun went down. At that point it was still good fun .. people chanted his name as he lay on the ground unable to get up and he pumped his fists in the air to the rythm of the chanting. This was just after he had crash tackled several people screaming "we have fucking water restrictions in this country ... theres a fucking drought on .. stop drinking all the fucking water". ( much to my amusement ). Anyway this type of funny shit continued until two of the other guys decided to tip over the garbage bin filled with beer bottles onto the front driveway of my bestmates house ( note these guys were both close friends with thwe birthday boy) ... from there it all gets a bit blurry. I remember sitting on the boot of another highschool buddies car, hanging onto the rear passegers windows.. while he sped down birthday boys st... I also remeber cramming into this same dudes car and another close friend falling out ... then getting run over by the rear wheels ... an ambulance was called which the car fallage victim was serley about... here's a vague re-enactment of the general conversation... ambulance guy: can you move son? friend: I'm not sure... *lifts his head* yeah I can fucking move... I'm ok .. Ag: I'm not sure about that mate think we check you out at the hospital f: fuck off you fucking cunt .. Its my mates 21st .. I'm fucking keep drinking... ag: sure theres nothing we can do.. f: get me a fucking beer ag: so it doesn't hurt f: yeah dickhead I got hit by a car for fucksake..... but I'm staying here .. get me a fucking beer... ect,, so yeah I made sure the guy was ok ..then got rid of the ambulance... the driver was in tears so I tried to cosolidate him aswell.... this is all well and good for the most part... its stupid .. yes .. but atleast people were caring for each other. . the thing that introduced the butt munch factor was the fact that people ( who were also close friends of the car hit victim ) were fucking off to the brothel... one dude in particular was whinging about where his taxi was and why he couldnt scam a lift to his desired location ... that and all kinds of other dumb shit ( having to restrain people from having countless fights ect ) has led me to wonder.. why the fuck I was stupid enough to hang out with these people for 6 years ... I despite the fact that I care for a few of these people ( the car victim, the birthday boy, the car driver, and his wife to be specific ).. I cannot remember ever having one single good outting with these people .... they are always bunting each others nutsacks and consequently munching mucho butt.... the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 People who get that stupid and violent from alcohol are douchebags anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 I've gotta give mega props to the car accident dude for his resolute dedication to drinking. I'm raising my stubby to him right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 That sucks.. glad I hate most people and picked good friends... instead of liking other people and hating my friends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Originally posted by SilentBob why the fuck I was stupid enough to hang out with these people for 6 years wait. you were in highschool for six years? :lol: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Re: Re: raise your hand if your friends from highschool are a bunch of butt munchers Originally posted by Telo wait. you were in highschool for six years? :lol: :confused: HAHAHA! hah.. oh fuck... can't believe I didn't catch that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Re: Re: raise your hand if your friends from highschool are a bunch of butt munchers Originally posted by Telo wait. you were in highschool for six years? :lol: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted January 10, 2004 Author Share Posted January 10, 2004 umm 6 years is the normal amount of highschooling you get in the country I live in... your all spastics for thinking the way the education system is in your country is the the way it is all over... or that your systems somehow right and everyone elses is somehow wrong ... whatever and 26 .. your right about choosing your friends carefully .. I long ago realised that for the most part these people werent my cup of tea. Its just the few that I actually do value (I have good reason to do so ) that occasionally lead me to these situations ... more about that if I feel like it later .... my beds awesome powers are calling me ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 haha i used to hang out with the dumbest fucking group of pot smokers here's to high school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 I pretty much ditched my friends from high school after graduation. I mean, i had my sights set on the bright lights, fast times and scantily clad asian club/raver chicks that S.F. and the East Bay had to offer. My high school bros were still looking for high school parties to crash.......two years after we graduated. You can understand my situation. I was better off by doing so. But yeah, they were losers pretty much. I'm like the only one that ever went on to do anything really important with life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 ...yea, I only keep in touch with a few kats that i chilled with back in h.s. I jus' can no longer relate to most of the kids that i used to hang out with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Originally posted by SilentBob umm 6 years is the normal amount of highschooling you get in the country I live in... your all spastics for thinking the way the education system is in your country is the the way it is all over... or that your systems somehow right and everyone elses is somehow wrong ... whatever and 26 .. your right about choosing your friends carefully .. I long ago realised that for the most part these people werent my cup of tea. Its just the few that I actually do value (I have good reason to do so ) that occasionally lead me to these situations ... more about that if I feel like it later .... my beds awesome powers are calling me ... jesus fuck man.. im sorry. i dont study the operations of your education system. nor did i ever refer as our education system being superior.. put your hair down man and dont let the comment get to you.. reeeelax.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Originally posted by DREDZ ... I jus' can no longer relate to most of the kids that i used to hang out with. that is exactly how I feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Stuypid is as Stuypid does 6 years in high school? Are you a total dumbass or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Originally posted by SilentBob umm 6 years is the normal amount of highschooling you get in the country I live in... your all spastics for thinking the way the education system is in your country is the the way it is all over... or that your systems somehow right and everyone elses is somehow wrong ... whatever You might tell us what country you live in before freaking out and deciding the world is going to end, dicklips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 I kick it with the highschool homies when ever i get the chance. Some are doing more than others but that is their choice. As a matter of fact im shooting the shit with one of em on aim riiiiight nowwww. Holler to highschool. The best 4 years i ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 I still only talk to maybe a handful of friends from highschool. Some of the others moved away, the rest I just never liked enough to stay in touch with..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 i actually kicked it last night with a buddy of mine i've known since 7th grade. sometimes it's really quite terrifying how little people change. this dude was talking about high school like it was the best time of his life, he is still living at home, and he is still pulling the same bullshit over on his parents all the time. i can't believe they're letting him stay there. sneaking out, stealing money, drinking their booze, jesus christ, this guy is 22. we talked for about 20 minutes and then i just bounced. i don't have the heart to write him off, he was a really good friend of mine for years, but we have nothing in common anymore. fuck high school. community college is where it's at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Originally posted by mr.yuck I kick it with the highschool homies when ever i get the chance. Some are doing more than others but that is their choice. As a matter of fact im shooting the shit with one of em on aim riiiiight nowwww. Holler to highschool. The best 4 years i ever had. Well, at least one other person had insanely irreplaceable off the mail times with their friends. My friends and I more like the type to pull some Gone In 60 Seconds-Desperado-Usual Suspects type shit 10 years down the line from when we finally part ways for good. I know I'll never have more fun than the times I did doing insane shit with these guys. *shrugs* guess I'm lame... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Well if you really hate your friends so much why do you hang out with them? I don't see the point in this story... bunting each others nutsacks What does this mean exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 i never talk to any kids I went to high school with, that and I don’t think they would actually recognize me now. But I was getting of the train the other night last week and look over and this super cute chick was standing there and next thing I know she comes up to me all asking how i been and what not, so I am just like good, good whatever how have you been, and then after some more BS conversation I finally realize I went to school with this girl years ago but I totally forget what grades or what her name even was and I still don’t know that’s what sucks cause apparently we where friends in high school or something cause she was totally talking to me like we where Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 ALL of my friends are assholes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Hahaha. Now that i think about it.. This dude just said BUTT MUNCHER!! Hahha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 there are only a handful of people that i went to school with that are cool, come to think of it there are only a handful of cool people in my whole city... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted January 11, 2004 Author Share Posted January 11, 2004 jesus fuck man.. im sorry. i dont study the operations of your education system. nor did i ever refer as our education system being superior.. put your hair down man and dont let the comment get to you.. reeeelax.. Obviously my drunken alter ego didn't articulate himself very well. I am/was perefectly relaxed ... with extra e Well if you really hate your friends so much why do you hang out with them? As I said before... I dont hang around with the majority of them anymore. I used to because I hadn't realised the cerebal pauseyness of the way they behave yet ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by SilentBob ...cerebal pauseyness... boy, did you fuck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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