Poop Man Bob Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 So R. Kelly just came out with this 5 "episode" soap opera/drama video thing. I just watched the first 2 episodes, and I'm dying laughing here. Seriously, dude's a fucking weirdo. On his site, he calls "Trapped in the Closet" an urban operetta. Wow. Episode 1. Episode 2. [new] Episodes 1-5 in one file. I can't find episodes 3 through 5 yet - maybe they haven't been released yet. Regardless, enjoy the weird world of R. Kelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chad Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 yea the songs suck balls too. there reeeel gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 heh. wow. that was f-ng soapy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 I like how he pulls out his beretta, it made for some comedy, if he was really hard enough to use that beretta he wouldnt have hid in the closet. If i had a beretta and the bitch i was fucking husband came in id say "wait your turn nigga! this is my shit!" And keep on dodint what im doing. Wait, no i wouldnt id run and hide like a fucking bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 THIS SHIT IS DUUUUUUMB FUNNY. WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT FOR LIKE 3 DAYS I WAS TELLING NIGGAS "GET IN THE CLOOOOSET!" WHENEVER COPS DROVE BY. MERO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 bahleeted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 I wanna peeee on you.... piss piss piss, drip drip drip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 this is mad ridiculous...my boys had me listen to all of them in a row, too funny..RUFUS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 I hate r-kelly so i don't have the patience to sit through and watch this shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 i want to see the next 3. im hooked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 I mean, comon, if you have a gun, then your pretty much ok no matter what happens...unless the other guy has two guns...OH NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Youre contagious touch me baby give me what you got sexy lady, drive me crazy drive me wiiiiiild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 okay i watched it....BEST SHIT EVER!!!!! EVERY SOAP NEEDS TO BE LIKE THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 3, 2005 Author Share Posted July 3, 2005 ^^^ Hahaha, I knew you'd come around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 THE BEST ONE WAS THE OLD JOINT WHERE MR. BIG CAME UPSTAIRS AND SAW R. THERE AND NIGGAS WAS TALKIN...THEN THE BITCH TRIED TO CHIME IN LIKE... CHICK: BIG!.... MR.BIG: SHUT! UP! IT WAS EXTRA FUNNY CUZ IT SOUNDS LIKE ITS JUST MR. BIG SAYING "BITCH! SHUT! UP!......CANTCHU SEE TWO MEN A TALKIN?" MONEY MERO GET TOUCHED NIGGA WHAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 where the hell are the other episodes already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 hahahah.shit is mad crazy. get in teh closetta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 I finally watched it just now. This needs to be a full length TV series, I could sit around and laugh at an hour of this shit every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 I can't believe someone thought this was a good idea to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 i cant stand r kelly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 cuttin' up tomatoes fruits, vegetables, and potatoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 all five episodes are being shown on tuesday at 10pm bet i feel compelled to watch all 5 just once. the whole time i was watching 1 and 2 i was yelling at the screen. fucking the same melody and beat for 5 songs. goddamn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 couldnt even watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 holy fuck I needed to laugh like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 it's so fucking good. saw all five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 ^where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleNerple Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 that was fucking awesome I want to see all 5 now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleNerple Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 that was fucking awesome I want to see all 5 now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Episodes 1-5 here. it's a download from another board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 JesusMaquina is the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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