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Quoting my dumb roomate

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by FunktionOne, Jun 13, 2005.

  1. FunktionOne

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    Quoting my dumb roomate

    Discussion started by FunktionOne - Jun 13, 2005

    Everyday my roomate speaks the most amazing jewels of retarded nonsesne, I think today had to be a winner when he said "Yo, remember that one girl I fucked about...umm..three weeks ago, yeah dude....and I didn't even have to pay!"

    So yeah I know your roomates said worse, right?
     
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  2. slave_one

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    i like it when they tell you that they've used or ate something of yours AFTER they already did it.

    then they say "hope you don't mind"

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    i've never had a roomate, but i've been to friends' places that had roomates that do that.
     
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  3. dumy

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    dumy - Replied Jun 13, 2005

    Today my roomate, got pissed off because he couldn't figure out how to work a dvd burner...he starts screaming at the top of his lungs about how "technology is too complicated" I notice this as I'm running late to work and scrambling to pay rent..I say "hey things could be worse" he says "you just don't understand my life is drama" <----this coming from my roomate who doesn't work at all, gets drunk at the bar all day and night and gets a check sent to his door every month..give me a fucking break...
     
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    mackfatsoe - Replied Jun 13, 2005

    he smells. real bad.

    i'd rather live with a friendly idiot than a stinky motherfucker.
     
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  5. FunktionOne

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    FunktionOne - Replied Jun 13, 2005

    yeah, that's always a favorite. Right now my roomates drunk, trying to argue with me like a mad women.
     
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    my roommate is a 27 year old lesbian candy raver.


    i win
     
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    [​IMG]

    "No sir, I don't like it."
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jun 13, 2005

    whoa, there's a blast from the past
     
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    holy shit thats a flashback
     
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    fermentor666 - Replied Jun 13, 2005

    Most of my roommates just got drunk a lot. One of them would constantly go on about how he's "the devil" among other ridiculous statements that he used to try to get people to think he was troubled. He's the one that ripped us off for almost 2000 dollars.
     
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    you lame mother fucker (thread poster) go jump off a plane with no parachute.
     
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    FunktionOne - Replied Jun 14, 2005



    ooohh...
     
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    amazing.
     
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