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Quoting my dumb roomate

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by FunktionOne, Jun 13, 2005.

  1. FunktionOne

    FunktionOne Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2000 Messages: 589 Likes Received: 0
    Everyday my roomate speaks the most amazing jewels of retarded nonsesne, I think today had to be a winner when he said "Yo, remember that one girl I fucked about...umm..three weeks ago, yeah dude....and I didn't even have to pay!"

    So yeah I know your roomates said worse, right?
     
  2. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    i like it when they tell you that they've used or ate something of yours AFTER they already did it.

    then they say "hope you don't mind"

    ------

    i've never had a roomate, but i've been to friends' places that had roomates that do that.
     
  3. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 5,056 Likes Received: 0
    Today my roomate, got pissed off because he couldn't figure out how to work a dvd burner...he starts screaming at the top of his lungs about how "technology is too complicated" I notice this as I'm running late to work and scrambling to pay rent..I say "hey things could be worse" he says "you just don't understand my life is drama" <----this coming from my roomate who doesn't work at all, gets drunk at the bar all day and night and gets a check sent to his door every month..give me a fucking break...
     
  4. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    he smells. real bad.

    i'd rather live with a friendly idiot than a stinky motherfucker.
     
  5. FunktionOne

    FunktionOne Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2000 Messages: 589 Likes Received: 0
    yeah, that's always a favorite. Right now my roomates drunk, trying to argue with me like a mad women.
     
  6. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    my roommate is a 27 year old lesbian candy raver.


    i win
     
  7. Mr. Horse

    Mr. Horse Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 16, 2001 Messages: 246 Likes Received: 0
    [​IMG]

    "No sir, I don't like it."
     
  8. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
  9. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    whoa, there's a blast from the past
     
  10. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,835 Likes Received: 92

    holy shit thats a flashback
     
  11. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    Most of my roommates just got drunk a lot. One of them would constantly go on about how he's "the devil" among other ridiculous statements that he used to try to get people to think he was troubled. He's the one that ripped us off for almost 2000 dollars.
     
  12. FunktionOne

    FunktionOne Member

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  13. GREENOJOS

    GREENOJOS Member

    Joined: Dec 16, 2003 Messages: 426 Likes Received: 0
    you lame mother fucker (thread poster) go jump off a plane with no parachute.
     
  14. FunktionOne

    FunktionOne Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2000 Messages: 589 Likes Received: 0


    ooohh...
     
  15. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
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    Joined: 30-June 00


    amazing.
     
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