Tough Love Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by Yellow Feets@Feb 22 2006, 03:22 PM It's like the U.S and... I don't know... Homosexuals I guess. Quoted post this was from the skeleton on a motorcycle thread. For some reason, this shit cracked me up, and i think this thread is needed. If something someone says makes you laugh out loud, or you find is incredibly stupid, post it up. Mention the context of it too. Congradulations Yellow Feets, you're the first winner of many :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by SpyD@Feb 22 2006, 09:38 PM black dudes like fat white chicks. fact Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by DEE38@Feb 17 2006, 02:52 PM p.s. i gotta run some errands so when i come back i better see some fucking nipples or else. Quoted post This was an addendum to Dee's first post in her I Wanna See Your Tits thread, and it cracked me the fuck up. I was toying with the idea of making it my signature, but then I decided it should be more like my pesonal mantra. Besides, I'm not really feeling sigs. Except for Seeking's, which never gets old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grc Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush+Feb 22 2006, 06:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gat:Bush - Feb 22 2006, 06:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-SpyD@Feb 22 2006, 09:38 PM black dudes like fat white chicks. fact Quoted post Quoted post [/b] :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearthesear Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by HESHIANDET@Feb 19 2006, 08:08 AM im disappointed in my self every single day Quoted post word..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by iquit@Feb 23 2006, 02:13 AM when i was like 12 or 13, harold hunter stole my elbow pads at a skatepark. now he's dead. Quoted post iquit started a "karma's a bitch" thread and this was his first post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merk or be merked Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 some dumb ass in my banking class.....after we were talking about the housing markets in san francisco she coments "Oakland is a bad neighborhood..." the stupid bitch thought that oakland was part of san francisco...she has also been credited for quote golden nugets as..."I don't use my fire place because my science teacher siad it causes global warming" after boasting about how she got a new H3 for chirstmas...yeah shes a fucking moron... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by dumy+Feb 23 2006, 07:28 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dumy - Feb 23 2006, 07:28 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-iquit@Feb 23 2006, 02:13 AM when i was like 12 or 13, harold hunter stole my elbow pads at a skatepark. now he's dead. Quoted post iquit started a "karma's a bitch" thread and this was his first post. Quoted post [/b] :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by TED NUGENT+Feb 23 2006, 07:36 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TED NUGENT - Feb 23 2006, 07:36 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-uncle-boy@Feb 23 2006, 07:36 AM who wears elbow pads? weak. Harold Hunter RIP Quoted post This kid did until harold hunter stole them Quoted post [/b] :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by iquit@Feb 23 2006, 12:17 AM whatever dude, i was 12 and i was scared of this weird alien looking black dude who stole my shit. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted February 23, 2006 Author Share Posted February 23, 2006 bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 i mentioned something about mark ecko sucking cos he has sex with 15 year old boys to which this witty bastard came out with: Originally posted by Harvey Wallbanger@Feb 35 2017, 47:12 AM Naah, he wouldn't even really have sex with 'em. He would make a video game exploiting the whole "having sex with 15 year old boys" culture, and throw a big release party with some of the world's best old-school pederasts. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mammoth Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 That's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Feb 23 2006, 02:45 PM maybe you drive like a black motorist Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by ego maniac+Feb 23 2006, 03:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ego maniac - Feb 23 2006, 03:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by CACashRefund@Feb 23 2006, 05:36 PM <!--QuoteBegin-ego maniac@Feb 23 2006, 01:19 PM Puto! yer the only one laughin...... crapface. perra assessina de la mera esquina Quoted post coma mi panocha vavoso.... or, tenga papa lo hacen odale. shut yer brown hole Quoted post [/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by NeRVe54@Feb 23 2006, 03:01 AM everytime i look past this thread i think it says 'acoustic kid on tv' Quoted post this was funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted February 23, 2006 Author Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund+Feb 22 2006, 07:37 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CACashRefund - Feb 22 2006, 07:37 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ego maniac@Feb 22 2006, 02:40 PM Im purdy dominant..... or rather... Im a fucking bitch that will not submit...er... "be suppressed"...sum chit like that ... are you into roleplay? you can be the lonely border guard, and i will be Pablo the immigrant in search of a dream, but before i can get into the country i have to be in you ahahahaha call me. Quoted post [/b] from the How many ppl have u slept with thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 What? I still get nothing for "Brokeback Mountainbike"? This thread sucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grc Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Feb 23 2006, 04:46 PM Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Originally posted by LENS@Feb 23 2006, 07:38 PM Even weirder that this was at 8:40 this morning. Well, i do rock the dance moves of a black man Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Originally posted by Smart+Feb 22 2006, 11:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Smart - Feb 22 2006, 11:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-bobthedestroyer@Feb 22 2006, 09:35 PM Many leaders called for calm. "We are facing a major conspiracy that is targeting Iraq's unity," said President Jalal Talabani, a Kurd. "We should all stand hand in hand to prevent the danger of a civil war." If a civil war does erupt in Iraq... this will lead to an all out conflict in the middle east. You might be thinking... Quoted post You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking you missed the point. I thought you were all media savvy? I heard a general today also saying that they don't want an 'Iraqi civil war'... And the lie behind the lie here is that's exactly what they want, at least in name. This is all prep for a media spin and suddenly it's not gonna be the 'US invasion of Iraq' anymore it's gonna the 'Iraqi civil war'. I'm sure that spin doctors in DC have figured out that the 'invasion' angle only really works for short term conflict. If you invade you're supposed to conquer, a mark we obviously have fallen short of so far... so people aren't nearly as gruntled as they were before so... what to do? Sexy up the name! "Civil War" those 2 words stir such emotion in many Americans, 150 years AFTER the fact! You still have the Confederate battle flag all around on shirts and bumper stickers and state capitols... Obviously most black Americans are pretty happy with the outcome of that one and pretty much everyone in America kneejerk associates the words 'civil war' with the word 'slavery'. Immediately we think 'oh the poor oppressed... um, shia (in this case)'... this is a brutal attack obviously aimed at creating party division but I still think it was the Jews. Quoted post [/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Originally posted by SpotJockin+Feb 24 2006, 01:20 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SpotJockin - Feb 24 2006, 01:20 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by NeRVe54@Feb 22 2006, 11:11 PM <!--QuoteBegin-Skilla54@Feb 22 2006, 10:00 PM Quoted post bomb deepthroats kid Quoted post girls skin tone is chicken mcnugget :chicken: Quoted post [/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 from the gotti brothers phone number thread: Originally posted by MAR+Feb 20 2006, 06:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MAR - Feb 20 2006, 06:48 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ishbel Bullen@Feb 20 2006, 06:11 PM i heard two of em got the shit kicked outta them at some mall because they were hitting on these dudes girlfriends, any info? Quoted post why dont you call them and find out Quoted post [/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 hahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa chicken mcnuggetes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Originally posted by grc+Feb 24 2006, 01:57 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (grc - Feb 24 2006, 01:57 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Gat:Bush@Feb 23 2006, 04:46 PM Quoted post Quoted post [/b] :haha: :haha: Japanese instructions on crip-walking. :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 ^^ thats gold right click- save Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Originally posted by merk or be merked@Feb 23 2006, 01:49 AM some dumb ass in my banking class.....after we were talking about the housing markets in san francisco she coments "Oakland is a bad neighborhood..." the stupid bitch thought that oakland was part of san francisco...she has also been credited for quote golden nugets as..."I don't use my fire place because my science teacher siad it causes global warming" after boasting about how she got a new H3 for chirstmas...yeah shes a fucking moron... Quoted post sometimes i just wanna play god and start killing whomever i deem killworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 that stupid Japanese crip walk thing is Animated, somewheres around here... funny shtuffff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 I just took the dryest shit ever. It felt like the fucking thing had barbs on it and was fighting for dear life to stay in the lush accoutrements of my rectum ....from the OH LORD thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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