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Quite possibly the biggest loser of all time.


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m:hey whats up

 

f:nothing

 

m:k are you sure you dont want to take a ride in the roflcopter

 

f:yeah, i wanna ride your dick though can we do that

 

m:no

 

f:please come on

 

m:only in the roflcopter

 

f:no... ok..

 

m:i'll let you drive it

 

f:no i wanna ride you though

 

m:i'll let you drive the roflcopter

 

f:you wanna bend me over and take me from the back? because thats what i want right now

 

m:no

 

f:cmon please

 

m:you need to kiss my lollerskates for me

 

f:WHAT?

 

m:kiss my lollerskates

 

f:no

 

m:they're broke

 

f:you need to take care of me ok i have needs, sexual needs that need to be takin care of

 

m:yeah care face

 

f:do you want to come over? do you want to come over for like an hour? no one is home..

 

m:no, i have a match tonight.

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Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Oct 18 2004, 12:26 AM

its like.. a girl and a guy on the phone. the girl is asking him to fuck her and he says he doesnt want to because he has a counter strike match.

 

 

and uh.. yeah.. who the hell would pass up vagina for internet games?

 

 

 

the girl is his girlfriend by the way.

 

 

ill have you know that i planned this match way in advance and she tried but couldnt to make me stick old reingold petty in her vagina, and i just wouldnt do it

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Originally posted by S@T@N@Oct 18 2004, 06:47 AM

What the fuck. This guy needs a priority check.

She might be ugly though, girls with really cute voices are

usually overweight or have been beaten by the ugly stick.

 

 

You big jerkie.

 

 

yeah.. but she's his girlfriend.

 

im guessing *if it's real* he doesnt normally act like that and he was just doing that because he was recording the conversation.

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