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Quite possibly the biggest loser of all time.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by iloveboxcars, Oct 18, 2004.

  1. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i want a transcript and i want it now. some of us ninjas can't chiggidy check mp3's at work
     
  3. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    its like.. a girl and a guy on the phone. the girl is asking him to fuck her and he says he doesnt want to because he has a counter strike match.


    and uh.. yeah.. who the hell would pass up vagina for internet games?



    the girl is his girlfriend by the way.
     
  4. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i see nothing loser-ish about this.
     
  5. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    He told her to fix his "loller skates." Fucking awesome. And his name is "Vinny." Fucking less awesome.

    Dude spends a little too much time on the internets .. he's saying "STFU" and "care face."
     
  6. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    m:hey whats up

    f:nothing

    m:k are you sure you dont want to take a ride in the roflcopter

    f:yeah, i wanna ride your dick though can we do that

    m:no

    f:please come on

    m:eek:nly in the roflcopter

    f:no... ok..

    m:i'll let you drive it

    f:no i wanna ride you though

    m:i'll let you drive the roflcopter

    f:you wanna bend me over and take me from the back? because thats what i want right now

    m:no

    f:cmon please

    m:you need to kiss my lollerskates for me

    f:WHAT?

    m:kiss my lollerskates

    f:no

    m:they're broke

    f:you need to take care of me ok i have needs, sexual needs that need to be takin care of

    m:yeah care face

    f:do you want to come over? do you want to come over for like an hour? no one is home..

    m:no, i have a match tonight.
     
  7. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311

    ill have you know that i planned this match way in advance and she tried but couldnt to make me stick old reingold petty in her vagina, and i just wouldnt do it
     
  8. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    the girl is also an idiot for dating a guy that plays internet video games. :huh:
     
  9. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    Haha! He's actually yelling 'STFU' at her....this is great.
     
  10. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    it definately is hilarious.

    but i wouldn't fuck around if my girlfriend called up telling me she wants it and fast. i'd be over there faster than white on the americas.
     
  11. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    lol that shit was pretty silly
     
  12. CRAMPS

    CRAMPS Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2003 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    half of this guy is like...the biggest dork deuche bag ever giving up pussy to CS...but the other half rules,,example



    F, uuugh, i hate you.

    m, no you dont.

    Fmmmm i know...mmm.

    M..STUFUU "stfu"


    still...he sucks
     
  13. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    What the fuck is care face?
     
  14. Hippopotamus

    Hippopotamus Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 118 Likes Received: 0
    I fucking hate threads that start with just a link

    and there seems to be allot of them
     
  15. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
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