quick joke....

how do you tell if your roomate is gay?

his dick tastes like shit....

clap for me bitch!

someone replaced my apple juice with beer....i swear

Haha good one.

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex makes your day, Anal sex makes your hole (whole) weak(week)!

Hahah!

meh at best.

But since you are boogie handies, TONS of people will think that shit was hilarious.

It was ok.... Not a fantastic joke but it got the idea across in a timely manner..

Lets just say that if i was at a joke party (yeah, i said a joke party) I most likely wouldnt use it..

HAHAHAHAHAH, that was hilarious!

Originally posted by Telo

It was ok.... Not a fantastic joke but it got the idea across in a timely manner..

 

Lets just say that if i was at a joke party (yeah, i said a joke party) I most likely wouldnt use it..

just how often do you attend these...joke parties?

Okay......during a class in college the professor starting talking about Indians....and during the discussion he/she suggested that we practice the art of sitting "Indian style" with your legs crossed as we continued the session.....so I grabbed a fifth of Broker's Whiskey and leaned up agianst the wall and started taking large drinks with my body barely sitting up....

No thanks, Ill stick with midget and child porn jokes.

whats love got to do with it?

i love you^^

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'

why didnt the skeleton cross the road?

cause he didnt have any balls.

HAHAHAH

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?

Because he was a party pooper.

:lol: :crazy: :lol:

http://www.fortogden.com/foredneck.html

you might be a redneck if...

...You got stopped by a state trooper.

He asked you if you had an I.D.

And you said, 'Bout What?'

...You think TACO BELL is

the Mexican Phone Company

...Your sister is the third generation

of women in your family to conceive

a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

...You think Possum is

"The Other White Meat"

...You hooked up with your present girlfriend

as a result of a message on the wall of

the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop. :lol: :lol:

...You think the last words to

The Star Spangled Banner are

"Gentlemen, start your engines."

...Your father executes the "pull my finger"

trick during Christmas dinner.

...Your front porch collapses

and four dogs git killed. :lol:

...Your kids take a siphon hose

to "Show and Tell."

...You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took

...You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

...You had to remove a toothpick

for your wedding pictures. :lol:

...You have spray painted your

girlfriend's name on an overpass. ;)

...You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance

were just "misunderstood".:lol:

...You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

...You think the three primary colors are

John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray

...You've been on TV more than 5 times

describing the sound of a tornado. :lol: :lol:

Mr Arnold Gay worked for USair, so he could fly aboard for free. But if someone who paid for a ticket for his seat, he had to leave to let them fly.

Mr. Gay Boarded his flight, and saw that someone took his assigned seat, so he sat in another.

A flight attendant approached the man sitting in Mr. Gay's assigned seat.

FA" Excuse me, are you Gay?

Man: What?

fa: just anwer, are you Gay or not?

man: what does this have to do with anything?

fa:sir we don't have the time for this, are you Gay?

The man slouches in his chair, redfaced.

man?: Yes, I'm gay.

fa: well you have to get off the plane.

Realizing what was happening, the real Mr. Gay stood up and said, "NO I'm Gay, this is a mistake!"

And then another man stands up and says" I'm gay too and damn proud of it! What are they going to do, throw us off the plane, that's discrimination!

That was pretty corny wasn't it?

^ wonder if you came up with that one all on your own?

cause it FUCKING SUCKED!

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wots green and says hey im a frog , a talking frog. genius