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quick joke....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, Aug 17, 2004.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    how do you tell if your roomate is gay?

    his dick tastes like shit....

    clap for me bitch!
  2. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    someone replaced my apple juice with beer....i swear
  3. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Haha good one.

    What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

    Oral sex makes your day, Anal sex makes your hole (whole) weak(week)!

  4. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    meh at best.

    But since you are boogie handies, TONS of people will think that shit was hilarious.
  5. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    It was ok.... Not a fantastic joke but it got the idea across in a timely manner..

    Lets just say that if i was at a joke party (yeah, i said a joke party) I most likely wouldnt use it..
  6. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    HAHAHAHAHAH, that was hilarious!
  7. cloner

    cloner Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 29, 2004 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 0
    just how often do you attend these...joke parties?
  8. 455

    455 Guest

    Okay......during a class in college the professor starting talking about Indians....and during the discussion he/she suggested that we practice the art of sitting "Indian style" with your legs crossed as we continued the session.....so I grabbed a fifth of Broker's Whiskey and leaned up agianst the wall and started taking large drinks with my body barely sitting up....
  9. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 4
    No thanks, Ill stick with midget and child porn jokes.
  10. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    whats love got to do with it?
  11. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,495 Likes Received: 502
  12. Mr. Peanut

    Mr. Peanut Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2002 Messages: 3,033 Likes Received: 10
    And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'
  13. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    why didnt the skeleton cross the road?

    cause he didnt have any balls.

  14. hail

    hail Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 26, 2004 Messages: 226 Likes Received: 0
    Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?

    Because he was a party pooper.

    :lol: :crazy: :lol:
  15. Mr. Peanut

    Mr. Peanut Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2002 Messages: 3,033 Likes Received: 10

    you might be a redneck if...

    ...You got stopped by a state trooper.
    He asked you if you had an I.D.
    And you said, 'Bout What?'

    ...You think TACO BELL is
    the Mexican Phone Company

    ...Your sister is the third generation
    of women in your family to conceive
    a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

    ...You think Possum is
    "The Other White Meat"

    ...You hooked up with your present girlfriend
    as a result of a message on the wall of
    the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop. :lol: :lol:

    ...You think the last words to
    The Star Spangled Banner are
    "Gentlemen, start your engines."

    ...Your father executes the "pull my finger"
    trick during Christmas dinner.

    ...Your front porch collapses
    and four dogs git killed. :lol:

    ...Your kids take a siphon hose
    to "Show and Tell."

    ...You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took

    ...You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

    ...You had to remove a toothpick
    for your wedding pictures. :lol:

    ...You have spray painted your
    girlfriend's name on an overpass. ;)

    ...You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance
    were just "misunderstood".:lol:

    ...You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

    ...You think the three primary colors are
    John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray

    ...You've been on TV more than 5 times
    describing the sound of a tornado. :lol: :lol: