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quick joke....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, Aug 17, 2004.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

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    quick joke....

    Discussion started by boogie hands - Aug 17, 2004

    how do you tell if your roomate is gay?





























    his dick tastes like shit....


    clap for me bitch!
     
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  2. boogie hands

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    boogie hands - Replied Aug 17, 2004

    someone replaced my apple juice with beer....i swear
     
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  3. mr.yuck

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    mr.yuck - Replied Aug 17, 2004

    Haha good one.

    What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?





















    Oral sex makes your day, Anal sex makes your hole (whole) weak(week)!

    Hahah!
     
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    GLIK$ - Replied Aug 17, 2004

    meh at best.

    But since you are boogie handies, TONS of people will think that shit was hilarious.
     
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  5. Telo

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    Telo - Replied Aug 17, 2004

    It was ok.... Not a fantastic joke but it got the idea across in a timely manner..

    Lets just say that if i was at a joke party (yeah, i said a joke party) I most likely wouldnt use it..
     
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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Aug 17, 2004

    HAHAHAHAHAH, that was hilarious!
     
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    cloner - Replied Aug 18, 2004

    just how often do you attend these...joke parties?
     
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    455 - Replied Aug 18, 2004

    Okay......during a class in college the professor starting talking about Indians....and during the discussion he/she suggested that we practice the art of sitting "Indian style" with your legs crossed as we continued the session.....so I grabbed a fifth of Broker's Whiskey and leaned up agianst the wall and started taking large drinks with my body barely sitting up....
     
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    High Priest - Replied Aug 18, 2004

    No thanks, Ill stick with midget and child porn jokes.
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Aug 18, 2004

    whats love got to do with it?
     
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    MOOGLE? - Replied Aug 18, 2004

    i love you^^
     
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    And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'
     
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    why write? - Replied Aug 18, 2004

    why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
















    cause he didnt have any balls.




    HAHAHAH
     
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    hail - Replied Aug 18, 2004

    Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?












    Because he was a party pooper.

    :lol: :crazy: :lol:
     
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    http://www.fortogden.com/foredneck.html

    you might be a redneck if...

    ...You got stopped by a state trooper.
    He asked you if you had an I.D.
    And you said, 'Bout What?'


    ...You think TACO BELL is
    the Mexican Phone Company


    ...Your sister is the third generation
    of women in your family to conceive
    a baby as a result of an alien abduction.


    ...You think Possum is
    "The Other White Meat"


    ...You hooked up with your present girlfriend
    as a result of a message on the wall of
    the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop. :lol: :lol:


    ...You think the last words to
    The Star Spangled Banner are
    "Gentlemen, start your engines."


    ...Your father executes the "pull my finger"
    trick during Christmas dinner.


    ...Your front porch collapses
    and four dogs git killed. :lol:


    ...Your kids take a siphon hose
    to "Show and Tell."


    ...You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took


    ...You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.


    ...You had to remove a toothpick
    for your wedding pictures. :lol:


    ...You have spray painted your
    girlfriend's name on an overpass. ;)


    ...You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance
    were just "misunderstood".:lol:


    ...You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.


    ...You think the three primary colors are
    John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray


    ...You've been on TV more than 5 times
    describing the sound of a tornado. :lol: :lol:
     
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