Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 So, you have two girls. One is tall and big in general...long long legs, shoe size 9, eyes the size of an egg..palms that can grab your whole face. The other is a pettite girl...small small and cute...They both have a vagina right?...While size analogy is kept in everything else (tall=longer legs=bigger feet..etc etc etc...does that affect the pussy? would you say that following scale bigger girls have bigger vaginas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 i would think so, yes. i remember receiving an email a couple years back saying that the world record was a football was inserted into a vagina unlubricated. and how the longest piece of shit ever shatted was around 6 feet without breaking. the guy was banned from numerous places for that. too bad i don't have that email anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 you surely get weird emails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 i was told that the diameter has to do with the width of the bone structure. so a wide na-na should be expected on a girl with wider bone structure and the opposite is true for narrow girls. I would think depth would follow the same rule. if you're with a tall girl the item inserted would have farther to go inside as a opposed to a shorter girl. this is what i was told from a p. connoisseur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Pussys no doubt vary in shape and size, but big girl doesn't necessarily mean big cunt, and vice versa for petite girls. I would know, I've been in one or two. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 I think its the size of a womans hips that decide the size of their vagina. I think the real question is, how big is your man hood mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by ubejinxed I would think depth would follow the same rule. if you're with a tall girl the item inserted would have farther to go inside as a opposed to a shorter girl. looks like dating females taller than me is out of the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 what comes to mind is, smaller girls have smaller vaginas. if that is actually true or not, i don't know. whether she is fat or not definately makes a difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Your theory is to a far extend true Tess. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by ubejinxed i was told that the diameter has to do with the width of the bone structure. so a wide na-na should be expected on a girl with wider bone structure and the opposite is true for narrow girls. I would think depth would follow the same rule. if you're with a tall girl the item inserted would have farther to go inside as a opposed to a shorter girl. this is what i was told from a p. connoisseur Listen to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 the real qestion is, how can you determine the pee-pee size without seeing it? girls get a surprise and sometimes it's not a pleasant one. any idea on how to determine what's in the wrapper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by ubejinxed the real qestion is, how can you determine the pee-pee size without seeing it? girls get a surprise and sometimes it's not a pleasant one. any idea on how to determine what's in the wrapper? Grab their crotch when they're least expecting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 i don't think that would be an adequate indicator. what if they're packing socks??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 hahaha, hows this for wang indicating ridiculousness? look at the thumbnail, if you see alot of that half moon white thing, that means homey has a big hot dog. i have no idea where i heard that, other than it was a female and it was said in all seriousness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 i have a big nose and feet...but lets just face it...i never judged a girls breast size..it all about shape and quality. Like a decorated member of this board one said: "There are some real ugly vaginas out there" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feäà m3 Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 http://www.azreporter.com/entertainment/television/thesopranos/images/pastore.gif'> http://blazyshow.com/Totallylivefriday/pics/latteb.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 isn't it: blacks have big pussy's whites have medium pussy's asians have small pussy's ..right:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by nomadawhat blacks have big pussy's ive been with 2 black girls and they both had big hairy pussies and they both spray perfume on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by GoOverThe#'s http://www.azreporter.com/entertainment/television/thesopranos/images/pastore.gif'> Bump for Big Puss!!! I like my girls petite, for the tightnes... it usually works like that, I have found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 ok first of all king kong that was hilarious. i dont know why you would spray perfume on your pussy, i mean obviously for the smell, but i would think that if you were trying to mask smell then youre going for the goal of getting your man to put his face/mouth in it, in which case covering it in alcohol laden perfume isnt going to help. on the other hand, maybe their pussies reaked so disgustingly bad that the perfume was there just to keep you from vomiting when you took off them panties..i cant be sure. also, ive been told on occasion that i have a big hot dog( haha thank you browner) but im a skinny dude with normal proportioned hands and feet. upon further review my half moons on my thumbnail dont seem abnormally big either, so im just gonna say..you gotta see a dick to know a dick. damn those books and thier covers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 upon EVEN FURTHER review it may have seemed like i was thanking browner for telling me i have a big hot dog when in fact i was thanking him for the use of the phrase big hot dog. carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by im not witty upon EVEN FURTHER review it may have seemed like i was thanking browner for telling me i have a big hot dog when in fact i was thanking him for the use of the phrase big hot dog. carry on. glad you clarrified that.. you were going to the under(over)tones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 why do all the strange threads get started in the a.m. ? maybe this is totally full of bunk, but I've found the size and shape of the eyes seem to reflect on ill-na-na. Squinty girls with smoky eyes (classic sexy look) always seemed to have the best chocha. IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by im not witty ok first of all king kong that was hilarious. i dont know why you would spray perfume on your pussy, i mean obviously for the smell, but i would think that if you were trying to mask smell then youre going for the goal of getting your man to put his face/mouth in it, in which case covering it in alcohol laden perfume isnt going to help. on the other hand, maybe their pussies reaked so disgustingly bad that the perfume was there just to keep you from vomiting when you took off them panties..i cant be sure. they were strippers that i got from a broke down strip club called black gold and took to a near by teli, i first fingered them at the club and on the way out with them i smelled my fingers, on seperate occassions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- why do all the strange threads get started in the a.m. ? It may was AM for you when i started it, but it was way after PM for me. The Globe is a Biatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 ^ Hell yes, that was in the PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by Tesseract It may was AM for you when i started it, but it was way after PM for me. The Globe is a Biatch. this morning was pretty lame, they were giving out lie detector tests on the maury show and the news station comes through with the presidents speech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by king kong they were strippers that i got from a broke down strip club called black gold and took to a near by teli, i first fingered them at the club and on the way out with them i smelled my fingers, on seperate occassions oh they were strippers? forget everything i said, strippers are crazy, it makes perfect sense for them to perfume thier Vajay-jay's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by im not witty oh they were strippers? forget everything i said, strippers are crazy, it makes perfect sense for them to perfume thier Vajay-jay's. yeah they were bump big red aka lakwanda and sweet cherry aka i forgot here real name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by nomadawhat isn't it: blacks have big pussy's whites have medium pussy's asians have small pussy's ..right:confused: haha fuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaaaaaatttt. my honey's black... her puss definitely isn't big. also I made her shave that shit (best thing ever) and she fucking definitely doesn't put perfume on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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