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Punching Bags are for pussies

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by PROCESS, Jul 28, 2005.

  1. PROCESS

    PROCESS New Jack

    Joined: Jun 30, 2005 Messages: 25 Likes Received: 0
    1. Sly Stallone as Rocky punching the crap outta cow halves...

    2. Jean Claude van Damme as thefuckknows in karate tiger maltreating poor young bamboo and palm trees...

    3. Kurt "Snake mofuggin Plisskin" Russel as Todd in Soldier givin a tied up truck-tank a really bad time

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  2. drsev

    drsev Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2004 Messages: 113 Likes Received: 3
    Reminds me of a DVD one of my mousemates has bought recently on Ebay

    'Legendary Gypsy Fights'

    It's fucking awful, poor ass camera work and one fight goes for 25 minutes without anyone so much as throwing a punch.

    I give it minus 2 stars.
     
  3. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2005 Messages: 4,500 Likes Received: 5
    4 - Steven Segal comes out of a coma and builds a bad ass makiwara to beat himself strong again.

    like this: but not as involved

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    more like this:
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    ps.. I just got me green belt last night!
     
  4. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 670
    5. mike tyson trains by hitting women like this:

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    6." <key>" or "rumpuncher" trains for his advanced extreme hammocking like this:

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  5. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2005 Messages: 4,500 Likes Received: 5
  6. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 1
    7. Aspiring homosexuals train for their orientation by watching sweaty, shirtless, muscular men doing aerobic excercises in movies.
     
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