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pullin a sicky

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DrUnk MoNKeY, Jan 6, 2004.

  1. DrUnk MoNKeY

    DrUnk MoNKeY 12oz Junior Member

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    pullin a sicky

    Discussion started by DrUnk MoNKeY - Jan 6, 2004

    back at work now after a short christmas break and i think i need some more time off. so ive started this thread in the hope that you the kind people of 12oz will help me out by telling me your best, worst, crazzyest storys youve told the boss / teacher etc when ur blaggin a day off..............................
     
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  2. When

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    When - Replied Jan 6, 2004

    you should do what i did
    although it wasnt on purpose

    i got sick about 3 weeks ago and havent set foot in work since
    i was only bed ridden for about 4 days
     
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  3. DrUnk MoNKeY

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    DrUnk MoNKeY - Replied Jan 6, 2004

    a couple of months ago i clamed i needed time off too go and visit a sik relitive up north. i was workin 2 jobs at the time so i kinda deserved a break. any way my 3 days off turned into a week long bender where at some point (so im told i walked into the bar where i was ment to be workin and demanded free drinks off the manager after that i had all the time off in the world.:krunk:
     
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    GnomeToys - Replied Jan 6, 2004

    My grandpa had a heart attack so that I could go to the beach once... and they almost wouldn't take that as an excuse.
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Jan 6, 2004

    I called in this morning.... but my job is rather lenient though.... I just said.... "Ehhh, I'm sick..... or something....." and bossman was like.... "alright, see ya tomorrow."
     
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  6. !@#$%

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    !@#$% - Replied Jan 6, 2004

    i called out yesterday.

    i once told a boss i was "sick in the head"

    a friend of mine used to drink hand soap in high school to puke and go home

    i called out from an airport one time.
    the airport intercom was all "blablajbahyaabnbablaaa to terminal C"
    while i was saying i couldn't make it in that day..

    i have called out long distance about 4 times.
    ..it was easier to do that before caller i.d., which my current boss has :(
     
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    the other day, i was workin a 12 hour day, and about 2 hours into it, i was feelin sick, so i told the pharmacist, he said to me "well,,,,,,go throw up,,,then come back and work"

    i threw up 4 times that day, not fun,
     
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    fatbastard - Replied Jan 6, 2004

    that was a pretty funny joke.
     
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    T.T Boy - Replied Jan 6, 2004

    i actually have the flu today, and i have to work, maybe ill just go home half way through.
     
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    fatbastard - Replied Jan 6, 2004

    ^
    why dont you just be a MAN and finish the whole day.
     
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  11. Tyler Durden

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    Tyler Durden - Replied Jan 6, 2004

    3 weeks ago i called in and told them i was in a car accident right as my shift was supposed to start.


    i havent showed up since then. or answered the phone. i dont much care to go back there.
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Jan 6, 2004

    I actually had the shingles and I missed a week of work.
    Luckily it didn't stop me from doing anything, except for working.
    There's a few really paronoid co-workers with children so they rather
    I was at home instead of passing arund germs. Luckily It was a minor case.


    Usually I just call in and say 'something's come up.. I'll be in later... maybe'.
     
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    Crimsøn - Replied Jan 6, 2004

    :yuck: Was it really that hard to ditch in your high school? Because when I wanted to go home, I did just that, and went home.

    :yuck: Fuck eating soap :yuck:
     
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    metallix - Replied Jan 6, 2004

    you people's worth ethics are terrible! No wonder all our jobs are going to India and China. People there are willing to work for 30 cents and hour for 12 hours a day..
     
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  15. Tyler Durden

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    Tyler Durden - Replied Jan 6, 2004

    do you need a hand getting down off the high horse? i have alot of free time to help since i dont have to work. hahahahahaha.




    lovely.
     
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