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pullin a sicky

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DrUnk MoNKeY, Jan 6, 2004.

  1. DrUnk MoNKeY

    DrUnk MoNKeY Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 27, 2003 Messages: 227 Likes Received: 0
    back at work now after a short christmas break and i think i need some more time off. so ive started this thread in the hope that you the kind people of 12oz will help me out by telling me your best, worst, crazzyest storys youve told the boss / teacher etc when ur blaggin a day off..............................
     
  2. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    you should do what i did
    although it wasnt on purpose

    i got sick about 3 weeks ago and havent set foot in work since
    i was only bed ridden for about 4 days
     
  3. DrUnk MoNKeY

    DrUnk MoNKeY Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 27, 2003 Messages: 227 Likes Received: 0
    a couple of months ago i clamed i needed time off too go and visit a sik relitive up north. i was workin 2 jobs at the time so i kinda deserved a break. any way my 3 days off turned into a week long bender where at some point (so im told i walked into the bar where i was ment to be workin and demanded free drinks off the manager after that i had all the time off in the world.:krunk:
     
  4. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    My grandpa had a heart attack so that I could go to the beach once... and they almost wouldn't take that as an excuse.
     
  5. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,058 Likes Received: 47
    I called in this morning.... but my job is rather lenient though.... I just said.... "Ehhh, I'm sick..... or something....." and bossman was like.... "alright, see ya tomorrow."
     
  6. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    i called out yesterday.

    i once told a boss i was "sick in the head"

    a friend of mine used to drink hand soap in high school to puke and go home

    i called out from an airport one time.
    the airport intercom was all "blablajbahyaabnbablaaa to terminal C"
    while i was saying i couldn't make it in that day..

    i have called out long distance about 4 times.
    ..it was easier to do that before caller i.d., which my current boss has :(
     
  7. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    the other day, i was workin a 12 hour day, and about 2 hours into it, i was feelin sick, so i told the pharmacist, he said to me "well,,,,,,go throw up,,,then come back and work"

    i threw up 4 times that day, not fun,
     
  8. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,879 Likes Received: 9
    that was a pretty funny joke.
     
  9. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    i actually have the flu today, and i have to work, maybe ill just go home half way through.
     
  10. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,879 Likes Received: 9
    ^
    why dont you just be a MAN and finish the whole day.
     
  11. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    3 weeks ago i called in and told them i was in a car accident right as my shift was supposed to start.


    i havent showed up since then. or answered the phone. i dont much care to go back there.
     
  12. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    I actually had the shingles and I missed a week of work.
    Luckily it didn't stop me from doing anything, except for working.
    There's a few really paronoid co-workers with children so they rather
    I was at home instead of passing arund germs. Luckily It was a minor case.


    Usually I just call in and say 'something's come up.. I'll be in later... maybe'.
     
  13. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    :yuck: Was it really that hard to ditch in your high school? Because when I wanted to go home, I did just that, and went home.

    :yuck: Fuck eating soap :yuck:
     
  14. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
    you people's worth ethics are terrible! No wonder all our jobs are going to India and China. People there are willing to work for 30 cents and hour for 12 hours a day..
     
  15. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    do you need a hand getting down off the high horse? i have alot of free time to help since i dont have to work. hahahahahaha.




    lovely.
     
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