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public restrooms. suck

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by greedy mars, Jul 18, 2002.

  1. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    well its true.. what do you do when you got unload your drawers and your rushing to the bathroom to try and get there in time. once you get in do you wait a minute more to put down toilet paper( becuaes god knows how many people piss because i know i piss on the seat and not give a fuck but i guess its wrong.) on the seat and it probly gets cleaned once a month.or do you sqaut over and not have you ass touch the seat and even though it hurts your legs if your there for awhile you want to sit down but it comes down to you wining the match against the public toiletshitholeflush or will you baby out and sit down and act like you dont give a fuck. or do you just sit down and could caree less on what your ass is rubbing against. and what the fucks this people cant throw up in toilet bowls the got to do it in urinals what the fuck. you could do it in the sink im afreaid of getting that stench on my dick. and everytime i whip it out at a girl it smels like brocholi ( however you spell it) and cabbage. come on now. think before you poop..

    thank you for your time!
     
  2. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    hang on i just read this over and if you understand it .. good for you but i need to get some rest. i must think of the stupidest shit when im tired.
     
  3. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 28
    that's why you should put tilet paper on the seat before siting on it.
     
  4. chicken bone

    chicken bone Guest

    please believe i can squat for long periods of time. its like my ass is floating everywhere and im just dropping babies like its nobodies business. its just like plop plop plop but i mean on the real, you gotta like put some toilet paper in the bowl so the shits dont like splash all over your nuts and ass crack. pad that shit like its your job, and then when it goes plop it only splashes a little bit. even if the poop is like mega large bumbaclot poop.

    take my advice son.
     
  5. ilikeskulls.

    ilikeskulls. Guest

    i went into a restroom yesterday at the dmv and there was blood and shit all over the toilet seat.one of the most disgusting things i've ever seen...seriously...i feel sorry for the person who had the bloody shits...but then again i'd like to rub there face in it for them just leaving it there.
     
  6. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    hahahhahahaahahha
    aha
    ahadh
    aha
    ahh ahahahaha

    and swift i do what you said. i forogote to adde that shit itnm
     
  7. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    I try and avoid public washrooms as much as possible. The only time I'll go is if the shit is leaking down my legs.....
     
  8. amorphic

    amorphic Guest

    make your business snappy and touch as LITTLE as possible. personally I avoid them things like the plague.;)
     
  9. sneak

    sneak Guest

    u just have to remember to pad out the bowl as chicken bone said. thats all there is to it.
     
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