PalestineOne Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 so whats the proper way to shave? Ive tried it all and I still get razor bumps on my neck/throat area. its not so bad, just a little, it hardly shows but it does. I shave every day to keep a formal and clean look. I have thick hair too by the way, not as thick as african hair, not as smooth as white or asian either. its arab facial hair, its no joke. anyway, I wet my face with hot water before shaving, I apply shaving cream, I start by shaving my neck/throat area DOWNWARDS, then my cheecks and chin DOWNWARDS, then my mustache area DOWNARDS, then I do it all again UPWARDS, which gets most stubble out for sure. but I cant help that thats not the perfect way to shave? I never asked my father when I was younger, so anyone wanna be a father-figure here? post away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 sure.... dont shave your neck upwards. Sure you might be able to get a bit less stuble but it's really not worth it. Shaving down and across is really all you need. (*edit) If you are using a good razor! Here's some tips.... Make sure to leave the hot cloth on your face for like 20 seconds. Lay it across your neck too. Use a good shaving creame too. Dont skimp. And here's my big secret tip: Let super hot water run over the blade for a few moments. I dont know why, but it generally smoothes things up. that's all I will share now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted May 4, 2004 Author Share Posted May 4, 2004 sidways shaving you said? hot cloth on my face before or after the shave? how do I heat the cloth? thanks dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 http://www.wacky-jokes.com/gagimages/0751BloodyRazorBlade.jpg'> http://home.austin.rr.com/whb/graphics/Before-After.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 shit sonny..... here's more: By 'sideways' I mean move the razor from the outside of your neck in towards the adams apple. Obviously angle the blade so you dont slash your throat. Different people have differnet features, so it might not work for you. I accept no responsibility if you slit your own throat. and shit man... got a freakin' wash cloth? Hold that shit under HOT HOT HOT water then wring it out a bit. Look at the ceiling and cover your face/neck with the cloth. Let it sit there for a few minutes and voila. Soft and ready to mow down the fuzz. You dont need to steam afterwords.... just slap a good lotion on. I use this stuff but not too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 I've always been told to use cold water while shaving. Also you never EVER shave against the 'grain' of your hair. Using a good shaver, shaving cream, and after balm/moisturizer is key. I use a Schick Quattro and before that I had the Mach3 Turbo. A nice Gilette for men skincare shaving cream and Gilette for men skincare moisturizer. Also before shaving, it's usually best to take a shower/wash your face and make sure it's clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted May 4, 2004 Author Share Posted May 4, 2004 damn good pointers, I heard about not shaving agaisnt the grain, but It was a useless shave if I didnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> sure.... dont shave your neck upwards. Sure you might be able to get a bit less stuble but it's really not worth it. Shaving down and across is really all you need. (*edit) If you are using a good razor! I was given this advice a couple months ago.....haven't looked back since.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRAMP Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 http://www.theartofshaving.com/cgi/SoftCar...cstore+jjpq7340 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 cup the balls.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 I shave against the grain all the time and dont seem to have any problems. About half way down my neck suffers from wolf man syndrome. I need to shave right now so i think that i will hook you up with step by step pictures on my process. first you need the right tools for the right job: http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/misteryuck/tool2.jpg'> http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/misteryuck/tool.jpg'> here is some play by play action starting with a before shot: http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/misteryuck/before.jpg'> http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/misteryuck/001.jpg'> http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/misteryuck/002.jpg'> http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/misteryuck/003.jpg'> http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/misteryuck/004.jpg'> http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/misteryuck/005.jpg'> http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/misteryuck/006.jpg'> http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/misteryuck/007.jpg'> and as for the final product. I've never been happier: http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/misteryuck/after.jpg'> tune in next week when mr yuck teaches you how to tie a perfect double windsor with the dip in the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 riiiight... like that trucker-to-be even owns a tie, let alone can tie a single windsor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Shaving blows ..... i dont have time to shave properly so i just get er done and then deal with the savage razor burn . Ps. props to Yuck for the Play by Play :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> riiiight... like that trucker-to-be even owns a tie, let alone can tie a single windsor. Haha. Thats messed up! I'll show you! I mean shit, I used to have a half way desk job before i traded it all in for working outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 smart idea. I wish was outside today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 LET IT GROW. GET IT TO THE FLO' GET IT GET GET IT TO THE FLO' YEHAEE YEHAEE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 There's something inherently gross about loose hair and water.. thanks for reminding me yuck. Why aren't you supposed to shave against the grain though? I always do and have and never once had a problem. Then again I've got thick German/Finnish skin that's never even suffered a knick or a cut from a razor so maybe I don't have the problem or something. I've got a mean beard started... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Haha .. that was good, yuck. And Glik is right - never shave against the grain. That's what gives you razor bumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 hell, i shave with head clippers. just run it across the face every couple weeks, works for me. but i'm comfortable looking like a slob all the time, so whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob That's what gives you razor bumps. So I guess this is why you're not supposed to do it? Hah.. I don't get those. Sucks for you pansies with girl skin, go get in more fights and you can shave like a real man. http://www.veryfunnypics.com/cartoons/gender/images/testosterone.jpg'> (someone's kidding) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 I shave in a hot shower... seems to work. just get a shaving mirror. but hell i do alot of things in the shower like brush and floss too. i like long showers and sleeping in late so this helps me save some time in the morning. i draw the line at using the bathroom in there..most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 yuck. hahahahaha:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Originally posted by nomadawhat I shave in a hot shower... seems to work. just get a shaving mirror. but hell i do alot of things in the shower like brush and floss too. i like long showers and sleeping in late so this helps me save some time in the morning. i draw the line at using the bathroom in there..most of the time. I'm all about the shaving, brushing, flossing in the shower. Milton; Cooking dinner in the shower like Cosmo Kramer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted May 5, 2004 Author Share Posted May 5, 2004 That was halarious! OH SHIT MR. YUCK!! HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted May 5, 2004 Author Share Posted May 5, 2004 bump.. mainly for mr. yuck, everyone should see this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Thank you. I do it for the kids with out fathers so that you dont have to learn the hard way like me.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted May 5, 2004 Author Share Posted May 5, 2004 thanks uncle yuck, I love you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted May 5, 2004 Author Share Posted May 5, 2004 Mr. Yuck Appreciation Thread hes the man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 mr.yuck, that was great. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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