RumPuncher Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 the story.... yep... dolphins are truly the brains of the oceans. http://www.nypost.com/photos/pg6072203g.jpg'> http://mindprod.com/images/dolphin.jpg'> July 22, 2003 -- DEMI Moore is accustomed to the attentions of men - but not an over-sexed porpoise. Moore, her beau Ashton Kutcher, ex-hubby Bruce Willis and kids Talluleh, Scout and Rumer were all in Las Vegas to catch the Duran Duran show at the Hard Rock Hotel's venue, the Joint. Sunday morning, the crew went to see Siegfried & Roy's Secret Garden & Dolphin Habitat, and took a swim with the flippery mammals. "Dolphins are very sexually aggressive, and one went after Demi in a big way," laughed our spy. Moore had to get out of the pool. at least it wasn't a killer whale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 why the fuck would you swim with a dolphin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Originally posted by test pattern why the fuck would you swim with a dolphin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 people do it all the time. I can only imagine the look that Bruce and Ashton shared when they realised the dolphin wanted to join their 'club'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 i know people do it all the time.. i just don't undestand WHY they do it. anyone swimming with a dolphin deserves to get fucked by one. PERIOD although it would have made a really gnarly foursome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/meast/03/26/sprj.irq.ummqasr/vstory.dolphin.ap.jpg'> "DUDES, CHECK IT OUT, I GOT A GREAT UPSKIRT SHOT!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I think it would be kinda surreal to be swimming with something as big as you. I'd be down, but I would do my best to fight with a dolphin if it went King of the Hill on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Thats it...I'm convinced! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 man, i'm gettin' sick of this demi/ashton fucking mania shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 i think it'd be kinda cool to swim with one too. minus the whole humpin thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 www.dolphinsex.org Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Ok..it smells kinda fishy in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 O.G Flipper http://epguides.com/Flipper_1964/cast.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 What do you call smart?..its funny how when "the human race" study "animals" and find that they do things close to human they suddenly are smart..whats makes us belive that we are the smartest on the earth..cause we can type?..cause we can cook?..cause we have sex longer?...I'm hungry.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Flipper is a tool. Originally posted by TuffKid http://epguides.com/Flipper_1964/cast.jpg'> Flipper gots nada on mah boy Bruce from finding nemo :e-props: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Originally posted by NOUM it smells kinda fishy in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Originally posted by NOUM What do you call smart?..its funny how when "the human race" study "animals" and find that they do things close to human they suddenly are smart..whats makes us belive that we are the smartest on the earth..cause we can type?..cause we can cook?..cause we have sex longer?...I'm hungry.. didn't you see my link? dolphins like to fuck! haha they can communicate with us, too. larger brains that humans....umm...what else? they practice "free love" and they do it for pleasure.. most animals do it out of matings sake....jsut to have offspring.. humans and dolphins are the only two to do it for pleasure.... alot more, i've forgotten alot of what i used to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Originally posted by casekonly www.dolphinsex.org WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward.... Where can I find a dolphin to mate with? Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. Too public, the dolphins are not in their natural habitat, night visits are impossible, etc etc... some may have external enclosures, which may be accessible, but that is no guarantee. Best thing sometimes is to find a beach or a cove that the dolphins frequent. It takes time to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the point where they will let you mate with them (although some have been as quick as 3 days to acclimatize). Gaining their trust takes time, and you need to visit frequently. This is impossible for some people, I understand, but it is the best way. Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Originally posted by space base WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward.... Where can I find a dolphin to mate with? Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. Too public, the dolphins are not in their natural habitat, night visits are impossible, etc etc... some may have external enclosures, which may be accessible, but that is no guarantee. Best thing sometimes is to find a beach or a cove that the dolphins frequent. It takes time to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the point where they will let you mate with them (although some have been as quick as 3 days to acclimatize). Gaining their trust takes time, and you need to visit frequently. This is impossible for some people, I understand, but it is the best way. Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city. HA HA HA HA!!!!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Originally posted by casekonly didn't you see my link? dolphins like to fuck! haha they can communicate with us, too. larger brains that humans....umm...what else? they practice "free love" and they do it for pleasure.. most animals do it out of matings sake....jsut to have offspring.. humans and dolphins are the only two to do it for pleasure.... alot more, i've forgotten alot of what i used to know. Where did you find the site? Bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 heh, umm...uh, oh shit! okay, i admit it, i'm that guy.....i've been mating with dolphins ofr a logn time... just kidding...a friend of mine, he's a super nerd....hebrowses for weird shit alot, and he came across this guys site. who knew? i mean, the first time i read it, i was laughing/wincing...fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Originally posted by casekonly www.dolphinsex.org BITER! :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 wtf Pistol? what are you talking about? www.davidgagne.net/archives/004673.shtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 HA HA wierd bunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I hate 'em. http://www.geocities.co.jp/Athlete-Acropolis/2037/seiza.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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