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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by fizm, May 7, 2002.

  1. fizm

    fizm Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2002 Messages: 573 Likes Received: 0
    friday night was my prom night. it wasn't bad. my date wouldn't dance though. and she spent the night, and the next day after everyone left, she teased me for fucking like 6 hours straight. i gave her 2 orgasms and she left me hanging. she even started and stopped. she thought it was funny but i'm trying to decide whether or not it'd be shallow to drop her for that...

    then i had to go to work, and working sucks on no sleep and with sore genitalia. the human penis was not meant to be erect that long.

    the end.
  2. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    oh quit bragging...

  3. Wilt

    Wilt Guest

    hmmm keep doing your thing man...it'll come back 10 fold
  4. Remi Martin

    Remi Martin New Jack

    Joined: Jun 3, 2001 Messages: 96 Likes Received: 0
    if i gave a prom date two orgasms, allthough i got evicted from highschool...let alone go to prom...i would chased her around with my raging swollen member shooting dead coulda been babies at her expensive prom dress..
    if you get down with her again, bust a nut in her eye and call it even.

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    you fucked her for 6 hours and you couldnt cum?? thats crazy
  6. platapie

    platapie Guest

    el barto?????????????????? how was yours?
  7. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    i wished i stayed at a high school long enough to get a prom.
    assholes, they banned me from a prom.
  8. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    my prom is this saturday.
    were getting an excursion limo.
    i dont have a date.
    so fuck you.
  9. fizm

    fizm Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2002 Messages: 573 Likes Received: 0
    no i didn't fuck her at all. she just messed with me...

    i'm going to wait til i get her to give me some oral pleasure and after that decide what i want to do. she's a hip chick, but i think other guys i know would appreciate her more. i mean she's into video games, porn, and comic books. sounds about perfect, right? i dunno, if i was as dorky as i want to be, i'd probably be happier about it.

    and you best believe after i dropped her off i went home and jacked off like a madman. it was like semen armageddon.
  10. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Proms are gay. Too big a fuss is made over nothing. I wouldn't go to one even if we had them up here....

    I was banned from attending my junior high graduation because I got expelled for smoking weed. Bastards......
  11. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
    i went to prom my freshman year with a senior, she was actually pretty good looking...sophmore year, agian with a senior, but she was my gf...and we got really fucked up and both made total asses of ourselves...junior year went with my soph girlfriend, had fun...senior year, i puked twice before even gettin to the prom, i was so fucked up, my prom pictures looked horrible, and i yaked agian at the dance off a 15 story building onto a waiting limo....i got thrown out at 11...it started at like 10...i had the limo drive me and my girl back, she drove me to a party, and we fucked in the kids parents room...

    i loved highschool.:D
  12. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    this will end up in a rambling mess...

    i didnt go to my prom
    i figured it to be a waste of money

    i remember sitting in my friends house that night
    and he was all 'shouldnt you be at prom or something'
    we laughed and laughed for no apparent reason

    so i just got drunk at the after prom parties that night
    i figure thats the best thing the the prom could offer right?
    cause paying all that money to go somewhere
    and take pictures and dance is a bunch of crap

    then i came to school the following monday
    and this girl i was kinda seeing was all depressed
    that her date was crap, i laughed and told her that i would
    have gone with her. she then realized i would have been an awesome
    date and started to cry, we ditched school and made some whoopie

    it was better than prom ever could have been

    i need sleep i think
  13. RaiD

    RaiD Guest

    moe-lester is confused someone help him:D
  14. RaiD

    RaiD Guest

    dude im a calm, cool, and casual man but i get so fucking Mad when girls tease me... like this time i gave this girl a screaming orgasm and the whole time im thinking man "man im going to get the best head for this" well after she was done i wiped off my hand and we were kissing and shit, she reached down and unziped my pants, and just giggled and got dressed!!! she proceded to tease me for about an hour until i was like "FUCK YOU" and kicked her out of my car and drove off.
  15. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    I think she giggled because you have a small dick.......