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Guy sits down for a meeting to draw up some contracts with a partner...

 

Partner goes 'well this all looks fine and great but we're going to have to go over the legalities of it all...'

 

Guy goes 'Ah, not lawyers... lawyers are fucking assholes!'

 

Partner goes 'Excuse me, I find that offensive..'

 

Guy says 'Oh, I'm sorry. Are you a lawyer?'

 

Partner goes 'No, I'm an asshole.'

 

 

Good icebreaker.

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the only joke that i can ever remember and gets me cracking up everytime...never fails

 

 

what do you call cheese thats not yours??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NACHO CHEESE..

 

 

bahahahhaa

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whats the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

 

 

 

 

ones white plastic and hazerdous to children..and the other one carries groceries.

 

 

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whats dirty and in a babys diaper?

 

 

 

michael jacksons hand.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

 

 

nobody knows..as soon as the lights come on they all scatter.

 

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why do retards forget jokes so many times?

 

 

 

 

um....

 

 

 

fuck i know this...

 

 

 

uhhh.........

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

 

Fshhh.

 

aahahaha..i feel like a 6 year old i crack up at the lamest jokes..

 

 

 

there was a daddy tomato, a mama tomato and a baby tomato..

 

baby tomato kept lagging behind..

 

finally daddy tomato turned around and slammed his fist down on baby tomato and screamed "KETCHUP"

 

 

:lol:

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oh oh oh ive got the best joke for this thread.

 

What do an eagle and a turtle have in common?!?!!?!?!?

 

 

 

They can both fly.

 

 

 

..Except for the turtle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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