Gunm Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wah-Tah! (water) that's the only bad joke that comes to mind right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson? On a Harley the dirtbags ride on the back. (thank god for having a friend that sell Kirbys for a living) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 haha! i knew i was meant to inspire somebody... oh great now my mind went blank... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Guy sits down for a meeting to draw up some contracts with a partner... Partner goes 'well this all looks fine and great but we're going to have to go over the legalities of it all...' Guy goes 'Ah, not lawyers... lawyers are fucking assholes!' Partner goes 'Excuse me, I find that offensive..' Guy says 'Oh, I'm sorry. Are you a lawyer?' Partner goes 'No, I'm an asshole.' Good icebreaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 My friend told me this one "what does percocet, vicodin and codiene have in common? .. They are all in my moms purse" Her mom is going to rehab in about a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 ^^^ awesome What did OJ say when he wanted to try fixing a busted car engine? "Here, let me take a STAB at it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 How do you make your grass greener? BY PLANTING A MEXICAN edit: typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 WHat do you get when you cross an octopus with an illegal immigrant? You got me but it sure can pick vegetables! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 the only joke that i can ever remember and gets me cracking up everytime...never fails what do you call cheese thats not yours?? NACHO CHEESE.. bahahahhaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bEka Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 how does a crazy person get out of a forest? he goes down the psycho path bahhahahahahahahhahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 why dont mexicans and black people have babies together???? they would be too lazy to steal..:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackmode Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose? 12 10 piggys, 1 ass and a pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackmode Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 why are black people so tall? cause they're negros (knee grows) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 what did jesus say to teh indians before he got crucified? Dont do anything till I get back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 What do you call a group of black people running down a hill? A mudslide. Whats the best part about fucking a 10 year old girl in the shower? Slick her hair back and she looks like an 8 year old boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 whats the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag? ones white plastic and hazerdous to children..and the other one carries groceries. ____________________________________________ whats dirty and in a babys diaper? michael jacksons hand. ____________________________________________ how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? nobody knows..as soon as the lights come on they all scatter. ____________________________________________ why do retards forget jokes so many times? um.... fuck i know this... uhhh......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fshhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 http://mywebpages.comcast.net/goalless/suckdick.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Originally posted by High Priest Whats the best part about fucking a 10 year old girl in the shower? Slick her hair back and she looks like an 8 year old boy. :lol: oh man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW MAN!!!!YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Originally posted by mr.yuck What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fshhh. aahahaha..i feel like a 6 year old i crack up at the lamest jokes.. there was a daddy tomato, a mama tomato and a baby tomato.. baby tomato kept lagging behind.. finally daddy tomato turned around and slammed his fist down on baby tomato and screamed "KETCHUP" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? one if you throw it hard enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 oh oh oh ive got the best joke for this thread. What do an eagle and a turtle have in common?!?!!?!?!? They can both fly. ..Except for the turtle. HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWW HAW HAW HWA HAW HAW LOL LOL LMAO LOL HAW HAW HAW LOL LOL HAW :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 why did the kid fall off the tree? because he had no legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 why do crows have wings? to beat the indians to the dump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtab|e Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Yo momma so fat her polo shirt got a real horse on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useurname Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 i went fishing in miami and caught the biggest cuban ive ever seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE CORONER Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 make like a tree and fuck off so a jew walks into a bar and says ow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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