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Post a Crappy Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Aug 11, 2004.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

    Wah-Tah! (water)

    that's the only bad joke that comes to mind right now
     
  2. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

    On a Harley the dirtbags ride on the back.

    (thank god for having a friend that sell Kirbys for a living)
     
  3. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    haha! i knew i was meant to inspire somebody...
    oh great now my mind went blank...
     
  4. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Guy sits down for a meeting to draw up some contracts with a partner...

    Partner goes 'well this all looks fine and great but we're going to have to go over the legalities of it all...'

    Guy goes 'Ah, not lawyers... lawyers are fucking assholes!'

    Partner goes 'Excuse me, I find that offensive..'

    Guy says 'Oh, I'm sorry. Are you a lawyer?'

    Partner goes 'No, I'm an asshole.'


    Good icebreaker.
     
  5. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    My friend told me this one


    "what does percocet, vicodin and codiene have in common?


    ..

    They are all in my moms purse"



    Her mom is going to rehab in about a month.
     
  6. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    ^^^
    awesome

    What did OJ say when he wanted to try fixing a busted car engine?

    "Here, let me take a STAB at it."
     
  7. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

    Roberto.
     
  8. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    How do you make your grass greener?



    BY PLANTING A MEXICAN


    edit: typo
     
  9. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    WHat do you get when you cross an octopus with an illegal immigrant?

    You got me but it sure can pick vegetables!
     
  10. alure

    alure Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002 Messages: 4,700 Likes Received: 17
    the only joke that i can ever remember and gets me cracking up everytime...never fails


    what do you call cheese thats not yours??

































    NACHO CHEESE..


    bahahahhaa
     
  11. bEka

    bEka Junior Member

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 155 Likes Received: 0
    how does a crazy person get out of a forest?








    he goes down the psycho path
    bahhahahahahahahhahahahah
     
  12. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    why dont mexicans and black people have babies together????

    they would be too lazy to steal..:lol:
     
  13. mackmode

    mackmode Junior Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2004 Messages: 101 Likes Received: 0
    How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?



    12



    10 piggys, 1 ass and a pussy
     
  14. mackmode

    mackmode Junior Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2004 Messages: 101 Likes Received: 0
    why are black people so tall?





    cause they're negros (knee grows)
     
  15. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,010 Likes Received: 527
    what did jesus say to teh indians before he got crucified?










































    Dont do anything till I get back!
     
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