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Post a Crappy Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Aug 11, 2004.

  1. Gunm

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    Post a Crappy Joke Thread

    Discussion started by Gunm - Aug 11, 2004

    What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

    Wah-Tah! (water)

    that's the only bad joke that comes to mind right now
     
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    26SidedCube - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

    On a Harley the dirtbags ride on the back.

    (thank god for having a friend that sell Kirbys for a living)
     
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    haha! i knew i was meant to inspire somebody...
    oh great now my mind went blank...
     
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    26SidedCube - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    Guy sits down for a meeting to draw up some contracts with a partner...

    Partner goes 'well this all looks fine and great but we're going to have to go over the legalities of it all...'

    Guy goes 'Ah, not lawyers... lawyers are fucking assholes!'

    Partner goes 'Excuse me, I find that offensive..'

    Guy says 'Oh, I'm sorry. Are you a lawyer?'

    Partner goes 'No, I'm an asshole.'


    Good icebreaker.
     
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    iloveboxcars - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    My friend told me this one


    "what does percocet, vicodin and codiene have in common?


    ..

    They are all in my moms purse"



    Her mom is going to rehab in about a month.
     
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  6. Gunm

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    Gunm - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    ^^^
    awesome

    What did OJ say when he wanted to try fixing a busted car engine?

    "Here, let me take a STAB at it."
     
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    What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

    Roberto.
     
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    How do you make your grass greener?



    BY PLANTING A MEXICAN


    edit: typo
     
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    Gunm - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    WHat do you get when you cross an octopus with an illegal immigrant?

    You got me but it sure can pick vegetables!
     
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    alure - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    the only joke that i can ever remember and gets me cracking up everytime...never fails


    what do you call cheese thats not yours??

































    NACHO CHEESE..


    bahahahhaa
     
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    how does a crazy person get out of a forest?








    he goes down the psycho path
    bahhahahahahahahhahahahah
     
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    Pfffffffffft - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    why dont mexicans and black people have babies together????

    they would be too lazy to steal..:lol:
     
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    How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?



    12



    10 piggys, 1 ass and a pussy
     
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    why are black people so tall?





    cause they're negros (knee grows)
     
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    Brewster Baker - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    what did jesus say to teh indians before he got crucified?










































    Dont do anything till I get back!
     
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