Iris Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 Ok i bought some porn maybe 3 years ago called "sexpunk2000" and for some reason at least half of the film was dialogue and well... plot (and too much of it). I don't understand why they would include a plot ands storyline for porn since no one is actually going to sit down and watch a porn all the way through. Generally you look for the accustomed 10-15 minutes get your business done and you're out. you don't continue to watch the whole film. Athough, the humor of the storyline of sexpunk made it watchable. It was about 2 bisexual vampire nightclub owners (with foot fetishes) that had to seduce the vampire king to keep thier nightclubs open. so he has sex with them and licks their shoes.... something strange and creepy. funny enought to watch in a group and laugh at the poorely made sex scenes. the vampire king person actually knocks the girl off the table with his overexuberant thrusting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 No need for a plot!! I heard that Raylene retired from the business?!?! Is this true?? That's some motherfucking bullshit!!:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 fuck that shit. i love porns with story lines. go rent dreamquest and tell me you didnt watch the whole thing to find out what happened. i mean, i dont watch porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 simple... if there was no plot, we'd have a very hard time convincing girls to watch it with us. Sure they may also enjoy the action, but without bad dialogue, it's not funny, just sleazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE DEVIL! Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 The only pornos with storyline that are worth watching are the old 70's ones. Debbie Does Dallas, Deep Throat. I'm drinking Coronas at 4 o'clock on a tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- simple... if there was no plot, we'd have a very hard time convincing girls to watch it with us. Sure they may also enjoy the action, but without bad dialogue, it's not funny, just sleazy. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaos is me Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 i dunno, the only reason i watch porn is because shit is funny. I don't get off on it, it's like a comedy. I watch porn for the same reason i watch eddie murphy. the bad plot makes the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 i only ever watch a porno the whole way thru the first time just to check where all the good bits are for next time. after that its FF all the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. ABC after that its FF all the way then you buy a DVD player.... or learn guerilla video editing... of which I am the :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 22, 2002 Author Share Posted January 22, 2002 Originally posted by theirongiant i dunno, the only reason i watch porn is because shit is funny. I don't get off on it, it's like a comedy. I watch porn for the same reason i watch eddie murphy. the bad plot makes the movie. i think you are gay. porn is there to get off on. i was hoping for people to reply with some funny plots of bad porn. oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 I buy porn for the soundtrack ! honestly though Iris... I've owned 'jenna loves rocco' for years and have no idea what the story is about. but jenna......mmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 FF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 FF aka CUE aka Fast Forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 bingo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 oh :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 aww man she's cute and digs porn... you got some friends round ct? imma do bojangles a favor an not talk slick about his chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 go rent edward penis hands thats a fresh porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKUMBALUCKAH Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 When I was in Germany a few years ago (they know how to rock a good porno!) I saw this hardcore vid about some Jewel thiefs; these geezers where hiding them up different womens pussies traveling around the place getting away from the cops. Thats all i can really remember of the storyline. Oh and one of the guys beating a girl round the face with his dick outside a train station was an amusing highlight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im elephant. Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 Originally posted by theirongiant i dunno, the only reason i watch porn is because shit is funny. I don't get off on it, it's like a comedy. I watch porn for the same reason i watch eddie murphy. the bad plot makes the movie. ... and of course you look WAY better than jessica alba honey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unregistered Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 What!??! How can you not FUCKING LOVE watching porn plots unfold? The dialogue is such classic stuff. Example: Some guy walks into some empty restaraunt where a girl is sitting alone at a table. He walks up to her. Porn chick: So, do you come here often? Porn guy: Well, it depends on what you mean by "come." Porn chick: I mean I'm horny. Porn guy: Yeah baby. They fuck. Hahahaha ... It's brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 Originally posted by Unregistered Some guy walks into some empty restaraunt where a girl is sitting alone at a table. He walks up to her. Porn chick: So, do you come here often? Porn guy: Well, it depends on what you mean by "come." Porn chick: I mean I'm horny. Porn guy: Yeah baby. They fuck. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 23, 2002 Author Share Posted January 23, 2002 i always thought they had plot to make pornstars feel better. just in case their grandmas ask what they are doing for work and they can answer,"i'm an actress, grandma". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 Married with Hormones..... Al Bundy isn't giving it to his wife. She fucks around with the next door neighbour, lesbian style. Meanwhile, in the other house next door, there's a porn movie being made. Al and his son go and check it out. Al fucks a pornstar. Wait, there's no one to fuck Buttman. Not a problem, Son Bundy gets Daughter Bundy to go and do it. Mrs. Bundy is now fucking Mr. Nextdoor neighbour. Al and son come home, only to find two pornstars getting it on in their living room. Fuck, what a stupid movie...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unregistered Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 Originally posted by Iris i always thought they had plot to make pornstars feel better. just in case their grandmas ask what they are doing for work and they can answer,"i'm an actress, grandma". Why wouldn't they just say "I get fucked in movies that men jerk off to?" I just don't understand what some people are thinking ... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 hell riders... bad bad bad takeoff of a topgun movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aidsbrigade Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 i think that as gay as porn dialoge is, it is kind of funny, cause the porno stars are such terrible actors and usually the extent of the acting is about 3 or 4 lines and then the romping begins anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bumdigger Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 whoa. be carefull using gay and porn in the same sentence. at first glance i thought it said something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 Originally posted by bumdigger whoa. be carefull using gay and porn in the same sentence. at first glance i thought it said something else. for someone with name bum digger you sure are afraid of gayness, i know this point has been made before, but its just so glaringly obvious i have to point it out everytime. oh yeah porno,,,, uh,,,,, how stella got her tube packed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigguy Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 Debbie Does Dallas, your missing out if ya havent seen this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODW Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy fuck that shit. i love porns with story lines. go rent dreamquest and tell me you didnt watch the whole thing to find out what happened. i mean, i dont watch porn. fuck yeah dude, dreamquest is dope!! i always tell everyone its the most plot oriented porno iv seen...its amazing. like its actually a movie, but with hard core fucking. plus, cmon jenna jameson. hands down the best iv seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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