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Porn. why have a plot?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Iris, Jan 22, 2002.

  1. Iris

    Iris Banned

    Joined: Sep 2, 2001 Messages: 888 Likes Received: 1
    Ok i bought some porn maybe 3 years ago called "sexpunk2000" and for some reason at least half of the film was dialogue and well... plot (and too much of it). I don't understand why they would include a plot ands storyline for porn since no one is actually going to sit down and watch a porn all the way through. Generally you look for the accustomed 10-15 minutes get your business done and you're out. you don't continue to watch the whole film.


    Athough, the humor of the storyline of sexpunk made it watchable. It was about 2 bisexual vampire nightclub owners (with foot fetishes) that had to seduce the vampire king to keep thier nightclubs open. so he has sex with them and licks their shoes.... something strange and creepy. funny enought to watch in a group and laugh at the poorely made sex scenes. the vampire king person actually knocks the girl off the table with his overexuberant thrusting...
     
  2. Boring Bastard

    Boring Bastard Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 3,784 Likes Received: 1
    No need for a plot!! I heard that Raylene retired from the business?!?!
    Is this true?? That's some motherfucking bullshit!!:confused:
     
  3. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    fuck that shit. i love porns with story lines. go rent dreamquest and tell me you didnt watch the whole thing to find out what happened. i mean, i dont watch porn.
     
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    simple...

    if there was no plot, we'd have a very hard time
    convincing girls to watch it with us. Sure they may also
    enjoy the action, but without bad dialogue, it's not funny, just sleazy.
     
  5. THE DEVIL!

    THE DEVIL! Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 11, 2000 Messages: 1,045 Likes Received: 0
    The only pornos with storyline that are worth watching are the old 70's ones. Debbie Does Dallas, Deep Throat. I'm drinking Coronas at 4 o'clock on a tuesday.
     
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  7. chaos is me

    chaos is me New Jack

    Joined: Mar 21, 2001 Messages: 70 Likes Received: 0
    i dunno, the only reason i watch porn is because shit is funny. I don't get off on it, it's like a comedy. I watch porn for the same reason i watch eddie murphy. the bad plot makes the movie.
     
  8. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i only ever watch a porno the whole way thru the first time just to check where all the good bits are for next time. after that its FF all the way
     
  9. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    then you buy a DVD player.... or learn guerilla video editing... of which I am the :king:
     
  10. Iris

    Iris Banned

    Joined: Sep 2, 2001 Messages: 888 Likes Received: 1

    i think you are gay. porn is there to get off on.


    i was hoping for people to reply with some funny plots of bad porn. oh well.
     
  11. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    I buy porn for the soundtrack !

    honestly though Iris...
    I've owned 'jenna loves rocco' for years and have no idea what the story is about.

    but jenna......mmmm
     
  12. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,066 Likes Received: 24
  13. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    FF aka CUE aka Fast Forward.
     
  14. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
  15. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,066 Likes Received: 24
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