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Porn. why have a plot?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Iris, Jan 22, 2002.

  1. Iris

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    Porn. why have a plot?

    Discussion started by Iris - Jan 22, 2002

    Ok i bought some porn maybe 3 years ago called "sexpunk2000" and for some reason at least half of the film was dialogue and well... plot (and too much of it). I don't understand why they would include a plot ands storyline for porn since no one is actually going to sit down and watch a porn all the way through. Generally you look for the accustomed 10-15 minutes get your business done and you're out. you don't continue to watch the whole film.


    Athough, the humor of the storyline of sexpunk made it watchable. It was about 2 bisexual vampire nightclub owners (with foot fetishes) that had to seduce the vampire king to keep thier nightclubs open. so he has sex with them and licks their shoes.... something strange and creepy. funny enought to watch in a group and laugh at the poorely made sex scenes. the vampire king person actually knocks the girl off the table with his overexuberant thrusting...
     
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    Boring Bastard - Replied Jan 22, 2002

    No need for a plot!! I heard that Raylene retired from the business?!?!
    Is this true?? That's some motherfucking bullshit!!:confused:
     
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    T.T Boy - Replied Jan 22, 2002

    fuck that shit. i love porns with story lines. go rent dreamquest and tell me you didnt watch the whole thing to find out what happened. i mean, i dont watch porn.
     
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  4. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Jan 22, 2002

    simple...

    if there was no plot, we'd have a very hard time
    convincing girls to watch it with us. Sure they may also
    enjoy the action, but without bad dialogue, it's not funny, just sleazy.
     
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    THE DEVIL! - Replied Jan 22, 2002

    The only pornos with storyline that are worth watching are the old 70's ones. Debbie Does Dallas, Deep Throat. I'm drinking Coronas at 4 o'clock on a tuesday.
     
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  6. imported_Tesseract - Replied Jan 22, 2002

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  7. chaos is me

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    chaos is me - Replied Jan 22, 2002

    i dunno, the only reason i watch porn is because shit is funny. I don't get off on it, it's like a comedy. I watch porn for the same reason i watch eddie murphy. the bad plot makes the movie.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jan 22, 2002

    i only ever watch a porno the whole way thru the first time just to check where all the good bits are for next time. after that its FF all the way
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Jan 22, 2002

    then you buy a DVD player.... or learn guerilla video editing... of which I am the :king:
     
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    Iris - Replied Jan 22, 2002


    i think you are gay. porn is there to get off on.


    i was hoping for people to reply with some funny plots of bad porn. oh well.
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Jan 22, 2002

    I buy porn for the soundtrack !

    honestly though Iris...
    I've owned 'jenna loves rocco' for years and have no idea what the story is about.

    but jenna......mmmm
     
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    swif1 - Replied Jan 22, 2002

    FF?
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Jan 22, 2002

    FF aka CUE aka Fast Forward.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jan 22, 2002

    bingo
     
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    swif1 - Replied Jan 22, 2002

    oh :D
     
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