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popular things according to frankie

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by frankie the porn magician, Jul 7, 2005.

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  1. frankie the porn magician

    frankie the porn magician New Jack

    Joined: Jul 7, 2005 Messages: 59 Likes Received: 0
    balki told me to register last week and i said i would that day so here i am today.im frankie and have been a voyeur on here for awhile.that myspace thread is the truth like a frozen baby ruth and some milk thats smooth like silk(no homo?).mero is a comedic genius.id like to hear his take on those fags that go to the desert all weekend spreading their white pride propaganda while do little pussy tricks on atvs cuz they cant balance on a real motorcycle and arent gully enough to do tricks that require more effort than taking ur hands or feet off for a split second.

    had my teeth cleaned today and my gums still hurt.found out i got my first cavity in my 22 years of lubeing the planet.fucking wisdom teeth somehow went back into my gums.dont know wtf thats about but i guess its normal cuz when i was getting the xrays done the assistant told me about that.

    but before all this i was standing in the hallway of the second story making fat sounds with my hands at people below.most chose to ignore me with the excpetion of some chubmaster that smiled and this other asshole.he looked up and said jerk.then i replied is that what ur doing down there?then he was saying someshit about watching guys jerking off or some gay shit and i told him yeah ur the jerkmaster.then things took a turn for the gay(some would argue it already did) when he said yeah ull see when u come down.so i said whatever jerky and was called in to the office.

    yeah i know im childish but thats suburban.well kings one of john leguizamos specials will be on at 3 so ima take a shower and play dbz budokai 2.being unemployed is the butters."ive been practicing all day with my left hand."thats for that kid in the other thread talking about psps and suicde girls for no reason.that was relevant cuz that quote is from a jl movie king of the jungle.
     
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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  3. frankie the porn magician

    frankie the porn magician New Jack

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  4. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

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    my question is why is it you smoke more while drinking?
     
  5. frankie the porn magician

    frankie the porn magician New Jack

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    i dunno.pills and booze r 2 turntables and a micraphone cuz theyre where its at.or on some jub jub shit cuz theyre everywhere u want to be. hi im frankie the porn magician u might remember me from such threads as popular things according to frankie and my ps2 quit working.ive opted to just take a shower and watch suicide circle for the first time.high quality bootlegs with professional quality covers for 8 dollars = :king:
     
  6. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    so franky, as a porn magician, what all can you pull a rabbit out of?
     
  7. frankie the porn magician

    frankie the porn magician New Jack

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    out of my foreskin.its a bitch getting it in there though.have to de teeth the little bastards cuz theyre bite is serious and ive got the scars to prove it.its also not much of a trick since its easy to spot in there.bought and saw the new texas chainsaw massacre today and i tip my hat to them for even having the idea to have the bitch stuff a gun in her growler.i only remember the ending of the original which they poorly tried to give a nod to in the new one but im sure that gun shit didnt happen.but for real they need to stop having the sheriff that thinks theyre making shit up and then turns out to be in on everything.that shit is so played.thats y i like movie with the rednecks in the woods(im too lazy to go downstairs and look at the dvd cover) cuz they just had the cop get shot in the head with an arrow. :five-o:
     
  8. MOOGLE?

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  9. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

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    is being able to contract/expand your asshole, in order to accomodate larger peniseses, considered a magic trick?
     
  10. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

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    is being able to contract/expand your asshole, in order to accomodate larger peniseses, considered a magic trick?
     
  11. frankie the porn magician

    frankie the porn magician New Jack

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  12. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

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    that was a really dissapointing answer.

    I already know why mum takes it in the bum funnel
     
  13. frankie the porn magician

    frankie the porn magician New Jack

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    ask ur dad y he takes it in his pooper hole during the super bowl.
     
  14. Here's a good one

    -Why is this thread closed?

    -Cause its a warning that you'll get banned if you continue that shit.
     
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