MrPopGunWar Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 I'm sick of the aliases. Fuck partyboy, fuck bronzefury...fuck em all. I AM POPGUNWAR, and will forever be PGW. Now since all the bullshit you fags over at 12oz have put me through due to my drug addictions and tendencies to not pay for a damn thing and brag about it online to impressionable 14 year old derelicts, I will refer to myself as MR. popgunwar. Yes thats right, it's MR. to you, bitch. I bet you've been asking yourself..."where has p-gunny been? I know he doesnt paint trains anymore and all he does is eat drugs and steal shit...but whats the deal with all the aliases?" Well folks, the answer is...I've been here and there. Lurking. Loitering. Lifting and getting lifted. I just returned from a stint in ASPEN. A town where the beer flows like wine and the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. It was amazing. On the way up to Aspen I listened to the white stripes and coolie-D wayyyy too much. It was this bitch I know driving in her Denali and I left all my cd's at home and the ipod was forgotten as well. Fuckin gayass professor poopatronic was alerted regarding my departure and asked to sell merchandise for me while I was out and about. But that bitch ass fool doesnt answer his phone. Now that he has a girlfriend, hes to busy fucking all the time to make money. Foolie ass bitchnigger. What the shit man, hit a brother up. Anyway, we arrive in Aspen and find out that the $300 a night room that the girl paid for was pretty fuckin lame. I'm like, shit bitch for free at least have a wet bar. But whatever...it was two blocks from everything in the main town and about 7 blocks from Aspen mountain. So basically the trip was beginning. I was bummed. Ok, the girl I went with is hot as fuck, but has no tits and struts like a model and sucks her cheeks in like zoolander and it pisses me off. She wants the cock, but I'm definitely not serving her a protein shake through my meat straw. Fuck that. She's just my sugar momma. So the first night we're chillin out at some chinese resturaunt and I'm all bummed and depressed because it's like 10pm and I havent seen any girls that want to take my attention and I realize that FUCK IM STUCK WITH THIS BITCH FOR FIVE DAYS and there is no way out. So i sneak off to the restroom and eat some painkillers. She hates drugs. Shes sorta like 12oz. All drug free and shit. I come back, pay the bill (hey im a gent) and then we head back down to the room. After showering and watching the chapell show I figure its time to go get our swerv on in aspen. So we go out. I was rockin some sorta diesels, some dunklows and a diesel hoodie. First bar we go to is called JIMMY'S. Some famous ass bar where everyone name jimmy or jim or jimmie gets to sign the wall. I caught a tag next to jimmy stewart. They wont buff it either, because i put my real name with my "alias" as my middle name. After 2 jack and cokes off to the sunset bar. This place is a chill spot if you ever visit the town. I met some cool ass girls there that offered to buy me some shots. Why not? word. so now the girl im with is finally off my back and hanging out with some texan kids, a rich aspen local named BRAD and some filthy ass old "40" year old bitch who thought i was HOT. fuckin eh. So after a few more drinks, we head over to the LAVA lounge. In the restroom, this kid all flossed out in cool gear rolls into line and goes, "FUCK MAN, NO HOT GIRLS IN ASPEN." Im like, "YEAH RIGHT DUDE...THERES A GRIP!" anyway, after talking about how hot and not hot thegirls were, vicodin and brassknuckles came into the convo and instantly we were friends. After i gave him some norco, he crushed up an oc40 and we each did a bump. Shit was getting fun now. We met some kids from detroit who wanted us to help em fight some 50cent lookin fools, so we were all lounged out on drugs and decided against that. We all exchanged numbers, and the girl i was with and i wandered home drunk at about 4 am after grabbing some pizza at NEW YORK pizza. Day 2: The girl im with has some writing seminar in aspen each day from like 1pm to 7pm...so she heads off to that. I decide to eat some norco's and wander into town and check out the stores worth checking out. Louis Vuitton, Fendi, Prada, Gucci, Christian Dior, Manrico Cashmere, Aspen Furs, Exotik Eyewear and PCDG. After being bored and drawing cartoons in some park it was time again to meet up with the girl i was with and go eat dinner then night on the townin steez. Right now im fuckin tired so im going to bed....but stay tuned because night 2 gets crazy and there are 5 nights...and lets just say that the rest of the story involves: underage girls, sex, more and more drugs, ralph lauren and morphine, theft, skateboarding, space floating, and random mischief and vagrancy. stay tuned. PGW. (MR. PGW.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 too much.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 :gaga: grow up. Mia vita e piu fiiiga! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 you get yours nuggah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 why did you get banned as partyboy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 when did u leave guer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 why are you so gay. just leave us alone. theres a reason why you keep getting bannend. take a hint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 http://www.genesoul.net/junkpile/supersaiyan-haha.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 this should be interesting. .. ... . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 damn im always down to fight some wannabe 50cent thugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 PGW you're gay, i hope you get banned like Krook did;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 hes even acting like a faggot. saying shit then packing his shiut and running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 haha metalix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Originally posted by rip why are you so gay. just leave us alone. theres a reason why you keep getting bannend. take a hint. exactly......go back to the sushi message boards you homo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Originally posted by Tyler Durden exactly......go back to the sushi message boards you homo. seriously theres a reason why he keeps getting banned why cant he take a god damn hint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 http://www.hsj.org/cl/shades033/images/mib2.jpg'> sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 never saw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryWhere Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Horrah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 PGW sucks see Makros knows what's up:innocent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest popasquat Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Mr. POPGUNWAR is the man. No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Re: PGW Originally posted by unconscience you're gay, i hope you get banned like Krook did;) ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 racking and taking drugs is ill. yall dont know whats up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 you fag. email me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 welcome back i guess ...but i guess wrong a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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