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Poor Miss Susy DeLucci.......

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by bufme1, Feb 27, 2003.

  1. bufme1

    bufme1 Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 21, 2001 Messages: 2,340 Likes Received: 2
    Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life. One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan
    DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she
    thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it
    was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just
    out the wrong hole.

    She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the
    most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms.
    DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina
    a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet,
    white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police.

    When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her
    bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream
    of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he
    grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her
    out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to
    straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no
    larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on
    the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the medic stared at the creature
    that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny
    mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping
    itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the
    nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw
    was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without
    convulsing.

    The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and
    splashing at a furious pace. If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how
    it happened:

    Ms. DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe
    head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had
    done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on
    the floor. It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the
    accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a
    tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive pleasure.
    At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip
    its tail in a violent snapping motion.

    The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a
    table in front of the tub. The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can
    wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster
    along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail
    joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in
    lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud
    shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are
    common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death)
    and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's cunt when she was
    torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was
    only four days away from getting her period, doctors believe that at that point
    of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud
    shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold
    throughout the US. Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began
    doubling in size every ten minutes. You can imagine the pain she was in when she
    woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.
     
  2. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    FUCK YOU



    ....i was eating
     
  3. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2000 Messages: 3,919 Likes Received: 1
    i remember that story. one of the grossest things ive ever read...real or not.
     
  4. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
  5. dork

    dork Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 399 Likes Received: 0
    is this the 4th time this shit pops up again...
     
  6. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

  7. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    first bumfights, now this.


    ALRIGHT! WE GET IT!
     
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