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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by HESHIANDET, Dec 4, 2004.



    today i just kept on pooping. it started at work. i pooped 2 normal hard poops. they were of the variety that are made up of boulders stuck together and are real easy and quick to wipe. later in the evening my poops progressed to really loose joints that came out w/ some thunder. as it got worse i noticed the poop resembeled chewed food and smelled like puke. after that it was downhill, my poops felt like i was blowing bubbles out my asshole and all that came out was mucus i think. pretty ill. i must have pooped about 13 times today, no joke.
  2. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    one time i drank dirty water out of the hudson hah [ i was dehydrating ] and i shit blood for about a week and a half non-stop, constant shitting...every 10-20 minutes....my doctor called me dumb.
  3. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,989 Likes Received: 313
    i dont poop as much lately, but got-damn if i dont fart at least 100 or more times a day, no joke,


    i fart ALOT as well. the lower GI tract is crajee
  5. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Dude, I straight king shit when it comes to well... shit.

    The horrid cafeteria food Ive been eating, makes me literally shit 15 minutes after eating it.

    Not to mention I havent taken a serious easy to clean solid shit in 4 months.

    Its fucking retarded. I shit probably 3-4 times a day REGULARLY.

    It could also have something to do with the gallon - gallon and a half of water I drink a day maybe?

    But lately this whole having no money to buy food thing has really reduced the amount I shit.

    Because basically eating half a meal a day limits how much can come out.

    And yo Hesh, I know what youre saying with the bubbly ass goo.

    Shit feels like your making the topping for a cappucino from your dirty penny.
  6. »§ÜGÅR«

    »§ÜGÅR« Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2003 Messages: 1,519 Likes Received: 0

    sounds like you guys need some fuckin colonics..


  8. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    i take dumps like nobodies business.

    please believes me. i put it down.

    we call the handi cap stall the "retard pot" at work...

    be like "let me go holler at my boy the retard pot"

    niggas wonk.
  9. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 1
    when i was like 10, i counted my farts one day, and i farted 74 times.
  10. TresOne

    TresOne Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 447 Likes Received: 2
    Can't say i've had any problems with the pooping lately - been nice and regular.

    However, I do find the need to take a massive shit in the mornings..every morning, actually... never fails. My 'morning smash' as i've fondly dubbed it - gets me all regular and ready for the day.

    Can't have a bad day when it starts off with a wonderful shit.
  11. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 1
    one time, at band camp, i was friends with this kid who claimed he only shat, or shit, whatever, once a month, and i was like yeah okay...but then one day the bathroom was very stinky, and there was a huge piece of poop in the toilet. it was a very thick coil of solid poop. you woulda sworn a cow had walked into the bathroom and took a huge shit, it was absurd. i was wrong to doubt that kid.
  12. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123
    I am the fart master..Do not front or you will be fronted on...
  13. Love it when the crew ups the level of Channel Zero...
  14. mullet

    mullet Banned

    Joined: Mar 11, 2004 Messages: 614 Likes Received: 1
    Yesterday we put two lacsatives in to a chinese kids mountain dew......cam i get arrested for that?