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pooping on the first date

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by vynal richie, Apr 16, 2005.

  1. vynal richie

    vynal richie New Jack

    Joined: Oct 14, 2004 Messages: 23 Likes Received: 0
    so my girl is out of town for the weekend and theirs this girl ive been wanting to dig out since the 12th grade . i cal her up set up a date, we go get spanish food some good stuff. we go back to her crib and i gotta shit like really bad. i was trying to play it of but i kept farting and finally i was just like " so how do you fell about pooping on the first date". she looked at me and started laphing
    and was like are you serious? anyways to make a long storry short we both had been holding it in and shit one after another and then went and had dope sex but i kept smelling poop.
    is this out of line feedback..
  2. KiLL Or DiE

    KiLL Or DiE Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 26, 2004 Messages: 1,920 Likes Received: 5
    I think you should've posted this on Channel Zero...But on the other hand, do what you gotta do..
  3. B.anthracis

    B.anthracis Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 575 Likes Received: 0
    Dude, I was hoping she was going to tell you to shit on her.

  4. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    You should have eaten her ass out.
    Girls like that kinda thing.

    SPORTO Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2005 Messages: 1,086 Likes Received: 10
    When I read the title of the thread
    I thought you were wondering if
    you should be fuck'n them in the ass
    on the a first date!

    Then my brain procesed the post incorrectly &
    I thought you shat on each other!

    But I'd say, you just wanted her to
    stick her thounge up your BMX track.
  6. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
  7. SleepyHead

    SleepyHead New Jack

    Joined: Apr 2, 2005 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
  8. wAndEreR

    wAndEreR Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2005 Messages: 774 Likes Received: 0
    lemme guezz...did yall wipe each otherz ass 2??..
    oh wait...wtf?!!...did u say u smelled shit? thaz sum sik shit ...lookz like sumone needz ass wiping lessonz..

  9. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    lookz lyke sum1 needz inglish lessonz dood!
  10. emergin_graffer

    emergin_graffer Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 216 Likes Received: 0

    I found this to be entertaining, but i expected her to slap you and throw you over her balcony or something of that sort...I guess maybe you should consider yourself lucky..
  11. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 2
    cheated on your girl to have shitty sex?
  12. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    hahahahah oh man..i didnt know we needed to ask permission from our date to go to the bathroom...

    i usually play things off like that but u can only do so for so long...imagine if u didnt go poo and just had straight sex...hahahaha it woulda been funny if u shat while having sex with her...wouldve made for a better thread
  13. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
    You shouldn't cheat on your girlfriend just because she went out of town you douche bag.
  14. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 683
    I'm sorry that you're this unintelligent and are out of high school.
  15. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24