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Police: Man's Testicles Locked In PadlockMan Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks

 

POSTED: 3:39 pm EDT August 5, 2005

UPDATED: 10:42 am EDT August 6, 2005

 

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a Brentwood man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

 

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

 

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

 

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

 

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

 

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

 

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

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Originally posted by El Mikinbin De Miami+Aug 11 2005, 11:01 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (El Mikinbin De Miami - Aug 11 2005, 11:01 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Mr. ABC@Aug 11 2005, 03:07 AM

for $30 a locksmith would get that thing off with 0% damage to your testes.

 

anyhoo, i'll have to do that to someone next time i'm drunk.

 

heh. Your gonna touch somebody's balls?

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$30 for 2 minutes of discomfort? why not

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