8onus Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Taken from another board. Police Arrest Stormtrooper on Weapons Charge Associated Press BOSTON, Mass. - A Stormtrooper was arrested and charged Wednesday with lying to authorities and illegal weapons possesion when he denied being a member of the Imperial Guard. The Stormtrooper did not have a carry permit for his Merr-Sonn Model 434 "DeathHammer" blaster weapon, and refused to provide police officers with proper identification. He was taken into custody shortly after 1pm, all the while insisting that someone called "The Emporer" would not be pleased. An anonymous tipster called the 12th precint to report the Stormtrooper roaming the neighborhood. When police attempted to investigate, the Stormtrooper told them he was on secret imperial business which could not be revealed. In unrelated news, later that night the arresting officer mysteriously suffocated and died. There were no external signs of injury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 im a fucking retard.....i just realized this was a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! THE BEST PART IS THE COP LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO PISTOL WHIP HIM!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 and no, i did not bother to read the article. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 In other news: Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush's Chest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by 8onus@Apr 7 2005, 06:59 PM In unrelated news, later that night the arresting officer mysteriously suffocated and died. There were no external signs of injury. Quoted post Ha,ha, Good riddence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by dojafx@Apr 7 2005, 03:33 PM In other news: Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush's Chest Quoted post thats because bush is god.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by SF1+Apr 7 2005, 08:37 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SF1 - Apr 7 2005, 08:37 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-8onus@Apr 7 2005, 06:59 PM In unrelated news, later that night the arresting officer mysteriously suffocated and died. There were no external signs of injury. Quoted post Ha,ha, Good riddence! Quoted post [/b] ^oops, thought it was for real.^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by 8onus@Apr 7 2005, 08:38 PM thats because bush is god.... Quoted post LOL!!! That shit is rediculous! :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Notice how no one on that street seems to care....if it was around here there would be a crowd of onlookers shouting random shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Hermdog@Apr 7 2005, 03:59 PM Notice how no one on that street seems to care....if it was around here there would be a crowd of onlookers shouting random shit. Quoted post i think the whole thing is a set up shot...it fooled the hell out of me, this is why you read an article before you post it, serioulsly, read post number 2 on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caffeine Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by 8onus@Apr 7 2005, 06:59 PM In unrelated news, later that night the arresting officer mysteriously suffocated and died. There were no external signs of injury. Quoted post Ha. Without that last sentence it would probably be more believable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Thats hilarious... "No officer, im on official business.. Now get outta my way" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 "the emporer" will not be pleased.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Star Wars is the fucking shit, well the original ones are anyway.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 I always thought the imperial guards were pretty cool looking. Same with Boba Fett, that guy is a fucking savage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 for a brief few seconds i thought it was some nut that got arrested...hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Originally posted by 8onus@Apr 7 2005, 01:01 PM im a fucking retard.....i just realized this was a joke. Quoted post bahhahaahahaa.. that's what makes the thread though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Originally posted by dojafx@Apr 7 2005, 03:33 PM In other news: Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush's Chest Quoted post They totally should have made mary cheney's lesbian face bust out of there. That would have been awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 i listened to this guy talk today about complicated and insane stuff involving the end of the world, supernatural beings, supernatural beings working through him, some magic information that everyone will know soon and a star wars movie, it was too complicated to remember, and funny. he said he writes the stuff that he is enlightened to, on paper towels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Apr 7 2005, 11:29 PM I always thought the imperial guards were pretty cool looking. Quoted post That's actually a Crimson Guard. (I'm not a nerd, just old). :burn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Then which ones are the imperial guards? i always see these fools rolling with emperor palpatine. So i am under the assumption that these indeed were imperial guards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Apr 8 2005, 02:02 AM Then which ones are the imperial guards? i always see these fools rolling with emperor palpatine. So i am under the assumption that these indeed were imperial guards. Quoted post All I can say is that is definately a Crimson Guard, I know this for a fact. As for "Imperial Guard" I want to say storm troopers but I'm probably wrong. I know its a Crimson guard cause I'm old enough that when I was a little kid my life revolved around Star Wars toys. Long before they were collectors items that stayed in their package. We abused the shit out of those things. Edit:---> Even though they are called Crimson Guard, I'm pretty sure they guarded the Emperor. So maybe Star Wars nerds call them "Imperial Guards".All I know is when I was a kid they were called "Crimson Guards". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Originally posted by SF1@Apr 7 2005, 08:15 PM So maybe Star Wars nerds call them "Imperial Guards". Quoted post So im a nerd now? Heh, anyways i found out that theyre the same thing. Also called royal guards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Apr 8 2005, 03:55 AM Heh, anyways i found out that theyre the same thing. Also called royal guards. Quoted post If you have access to this kind of info, then maybe you are a nerd!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Originally posted by 8onus@Apr 7 2005, 07:01 PM im a fucking retard.....i just realized this was a joke. Quoted post Haha lay off the muzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 ^^^^i was just gonna quite that. ^^^ shuckarooz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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