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Police Arrest Stormtrooper on Weapons Charge

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 8onus, Apr 7, 2005.

  1. 8onus

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    Police Arrest Stormtrooper on Weapons Charge

    Discussion started by 8onus - Apr 7, 2005

    Taken from another board.

    Police Arrest Stormtrooper on Weapons Charge
    Associated Press


    BOSTON, Mass. - A Stormtrooper was arrested and charged Wednesday with lying to authorities and illegal weapons possesion when he denied being a member of the Imperial Guard.

    The Stormtrooper did not have a carry permit for his Merr-Sonn Model 434 "DeathHammer" blaster weapon, and refused to provide police officers with proper identification. He was taken into custody shortly after 1pm, all the while insisting that someone called "The Emporer" would not be pleased.

    An anonymous tipster called the 12th precint to report the Stormtrooper roaming the neighborhood. When police attempted to investigate, the Stormtrooper told them he was on secret imperial business which could not be revealed.

    In unrelated news, later that night the arresting officer mysteriously suffocated and died. There were no external signs of injury.

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    im a fucking retard.....i just realized this was a joke.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! THE BEST PART IS THE COP LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO PISTOL WHIP HIM!!
     
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    courtorder - Replied Apr 7, 2005

    and no, i did not bother to read the article.
     
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    ha.
     
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    In other news:
    Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush's Chest
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    Ha,ha, Good riddence!
     
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    thats because bush is god....
     
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    Ha,ha, Good riddence!
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    ^oops, thought it was for real.^
     
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    LOL!!! That shit is rediculous! :haha: :haha:
     
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    Notice how no one on that street seems to care....if it was around here there would be a crowd of onlookers shouting random shit.
     
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    8onus - Replied Apr 7, 2005

    i think the whole thing is a set up shot...it fooled the hell out of me, this is why you read an article before you post it, serioulsly, read post number 2 on this thread.
     
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    Ha. Without that last sentence it would probably be more believable.
     
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    Thats hilarious... "No officer, im on official business.. Now get outta my way"
     
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