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Police Arrest Stormtrooper on Weapons Charge

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 8onus, Apr 7, 2005.

  1. 8onus

    8onus Banned

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    Taken from another board.

    Police Arrest Stormtrooper on Weapons Charge
    Associated Press


    BOSTON, Mass. - A Stormtrooper was arrested and charged Wednesday with lying to authorities and illegal weapons possesion when he denied being a member of the Imperial Guard.

    The Stormtrooper did not have a carry permit for his Merr-Sonn Model 434 "DeathHammer" blaster weapon, and refused to provide police officers with proper identification. He was taken into custody shortly after 1pm, all the while insisting that someone called "The Emporer" would not be pleased.

    An anonymous tipster called the 12th precint to report the Stormtrooper roaming the neighborhood. When police attempted to investigate, the Stormtrooper told them he was on secret imperial business which could not be revealed.

    In unrelated news, later that night the arresting officer mysteriously suffocated and died. There were no external signs of injury.

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  2. 8onus

    8onus Banned

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    im a fucking retard.....i just realized this was a joke.
     
  3. courtorder

    courtorder Senior Member

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    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! THE BEST PART IS THE COP LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO PISTOL WHIP HIM!!
     
  4. courtorder

    courtorder Senior Member

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    and no, i did not bother to read the article.
     
  5. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

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  6. dojafx

    dojafx Member

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    In other news:
    Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush's Chest
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  7. SF1

    SF1 Elite Member

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    Ha,ha, Good riddence!
     
  8. 8onus

    8onus Banned

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    thats because bush is god....
     
  9. SF1

    SF1 Elite Member

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    Ha,ha, Good riddence!
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    ^oops, thought it was for real.^
     
  10. SF1

    SF1 Elite Member

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    LOL!!! That shit is rediculous! :haha: :haha:
     
  11. Hermdog

    Hermdog Elite Member

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    Notice how no one on that street seems to care....if it was around here there would be a crowd of onlookers shouting random shit.
     
  12. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  13. 8onus

    8onus Banned

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    i think the whole thing is a set up shot...it fooled the hell out of me, this is why you read an article before you post it, serioulsly, read post number 2 on this thread.
     
  14. caffeine

    caffeine Member

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    Ha. Without that last sentence it would probably be more believable.
     
  15. InDY_500

    InDY_500 Veteran Member

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    Thats hilarious... "No officer, im on official business.. Now get outta my way"
     
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