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poison ivy is a bitch

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Ethreadzny2, Apr 19, 2006.

  1. Ethreadzny2

    Ethreadzny2 Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 29, 2003 Messages: 6,255 Likes Received: 25
    got covered up like a mo' fo. should of not been creeping through the bushes. anybody have any home remedies to kill the shit?
  2. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    crabs, semen, cooties & shit mixed together.

    The method is to find the listed ingredients, ingest them all as well as covering yourself head to toe, you must then dance around naked in the city running up to random people and hugging them, spreading this concoction onto other people is the only method of getting rid of it.

    Poison Ivy that is.
  3. _nightcrawler

    _nightcrawler Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 29, 2005 Messages: 3,772 Likes Received: 8
    Fuck i dnt know bro. Just remember for next time, "Leaves of three, let it be. Leaves of Four, It some more"
  4. makeithappennn

    makeithappennn Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 3,439 Likes Received: 37
    i got smacked in the face by some ivy last year..luckly it didnt get me very good.
  5. crak

    crak Junior Member

    Joined: Aug 3, 2005 Messages: 135 Likes Received: 0

    I used to work outdoors and as a result had a case of this shit like every week. As you may or may not know, poison ivy goes through stages where it forms, bubles up, comes to a head, and then open up and oozes pus which is probably the worst stage. Then you play the waiting game until it's all done. Something that will expedite the process is to scratch open the area(s) when it's close to opening on its own, and then put bleach on it using a cottonball or something. This dries the shit out much faster than either waiting it out or using the gels and creams that they sell. And, in case your wondering, I've had doctors tell me to do this as well so it's safe. I've done it every time and have never had scars or anything else. Good luck.
  6. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 622
    bleach does work actually.
    i have used aveeno bath too and that isn't so bad.

    i remember years ago having to go to a hoity toity job interview and my legs were covered in the shit.
  7. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,836 Likes Received: 93
    pee on yourself
  8. Ethreadzny2

    Ethreadzny2 Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 29, 2003 Messages: 6,255 Likes Received: 25
  9. ViolentByDesign

    ViolentByDesign Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 1,415 Likes Received: 1
    damn poison ivy was wild i haven't gotten that shit since like 4th grade running around in the woods.
  10. Calimine Lotion. Buy it at any drug store or Benadryl.
  11. FuzZy

    FuzZy Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 23, 2005 Messages: 4,774 Likes Received: 30
    co-sign on the bleach thing.....it definitely works

    but it supposably hurts/burns like a bitch

    have fun....sorry about your luck
  12. rattleytins

    rattleytins Member

    Joined: Jun 29, 2004 Messages: 633 Likes Received: 0
    poison ivy from batman
  13. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 9,182 Likes Received: 28
    take a shower u dirty bastahd lol
  14. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    in the cartoon she was a dyke too. there was this episode where she boned the jokers bitch or something.

    /true story.

    MOE-LESTER Banned

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 2,954 Likes Received: 47
    remember that softcore porn series "poison ivy"? i musta jacked my brains out to those films back when i was a young buck 12 year old