Guest TEARZ Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 http://www.royalpark.com.hk/images/Prunes%20Ribs.jpg'> :( :( :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jismone Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 those black things look like deer turds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 I once got mace on my nuts, had to walk around on a train with a wet towel sticking out of my pants..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 what the fuck, is that a freakin' bundtburger!!!??? ooohh.....bozack hell itch huh? good luck with that bro.. and whats 'poision'?:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Originally posted by BROWNer what the fuck, is that a freakin' bundtburger!!!??? ooohh.....bozack hell itch huh? good luck with that bro.. and whats 'poision'?:dazed: haha, obviously you are not up on your french... poisson... you know, i have fish ivy on my doink... :) hahaha, well, the budtburger is just a cross between a bundtcake and a burger. you know the bundtcake, the heavy ass load of a cake with a hole in the middle... and the burger is just the burgerrific burgertime... but for real, i have poison shit on my peepee, and it burns and hurts. and i have a crush on appolonia from the godfather... is there anything i can do about this situation? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 when i got sent off to training school when i was younger they gave me some state soap that made me break out in this horrible rash i remember sratchin my balls and ass-neck raw and having to curl up into a ball clenching the sheets w/ tears at my eyes trying not to scratch.....thats the closest ive ever been to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/pvg/prismatic.gif'> Who turned the light out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 TEARZ, A certain friend of mine (he knows who he is) has the same problem. See your doctor as soon as possible. They gave my friend some steroids and what-not to help quicken the healing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phEaM Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 i thought a had poison ivy on my ballz.....it turned out to be something else :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 i'd care, but that's really fucking funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 but i'm in pain mang! spelling errors like whoa... as if i don't know how to spell poisssion, please. :) in my 1st post, what you actually see is not the bundtcake burger, but rather a variation on the theme... it's a strudel and prune sub garnished with dandilions. ya dig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 fuck with a nightowl you fuck with em all ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ALLAH NIGGA Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 YOU RAN THROUGH A FOREST NAKED??:confused: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE fuck with a nightowl you fuck with em all ......... we are one unholy alliance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Originally posted by ALLAH NIGGA YOU RAN THROUGH A FOREST NAKED??:confused: :confused: haha...yes, what were you doing tearz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 GO GET HEAD FROM A PROSTITUTE, THEN SHE WILL HAVE POISIN IVY IN HER MOUTH...INFECTED DICK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by BROWNer haha...yes, what were you doing tearz? haha, ok, so i was riding my bike on sunday and my chain fell off. i didn't have a rag or anything else, and i didn't want to fuck up my stunning italian cycling gear, so i took a leaf off of a nearby tree to put the chain back on. then, i decided that since i had already stopped, it would be a good time to take a pee in the woods. now, the leaf i had taken was not a poison ivy leaf (i know that shit and i stay clear), but it must have been near because its oil certainly got on my hands, face, and most viciously, my dick and balls. tuesday i was peeing at work, when i gasped upon seeing some hideous bubbles on my member. i started freaking and thinking i had gotten an std, but i didn't know how that would be possible. later that day, shit started springing out of my hands and face, and i was "relieved" to find out it was poison ivy, until it blossomed into an excruciatingly painful bounty of blisters, puss and agony all over my nutz and body. ya dig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR GO GET HEAD FROM A PROSTITUTE, THEN SHE WILL HAVE POISIN IVY IN HER MOUTH...INFECTED DICK good lookin' dog, i'll definitely do that, definitely... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 ....jeez................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 chocolate salty balls........ 2 tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 egg whites, a half a stick of butter, melted. Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon, mix in a cup of flour. You'll be in heaven soon Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth. Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em. Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed vitamins, and good for you, so suck on balls. pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate, and a half a cup of brandy then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla, grease up the cookie sheet. Cause I hate when my balls stick! then preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick! Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth. Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em. Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of goodness, and high in fiber, so suck on balls. (Chef Speaking:) sniff, sniff, hey, wait a minute, what's that smell. It smells like something's burning. Well, that don't bother me none, as long as I get my rent paid on Friday. Baby, you better get back in the kitchen, cause I got a sneakn' suspition. Oh man baby, baby, you just burnt my balls. My balls are on fire, come on, my balls are burning, gimme some water pour some water on 'em, o goodness, blow on them, do something Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. (they're on fire baby) If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth. Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em. (Put 'em out, blow on 'em.) suck on my balls baby, suck on my balls baby, suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls. Woo, woo, suck on my balls (blow, blow, blow) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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