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PMS Alert software (juarez links removed)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Aug 13, 2003.

  1. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,100 Likes Received: 73
    Too funny! Yet so sad for those that need to be careful during that time... LOL

    Mirror:
    h**p://mywebpages.comcast.net/pmsalert/pms10.zip

    Crack/Keygen:
    h**p://sx.0daycn.net/0daycn.asp?id=vNNGwOwHvdHGosNoHYcHQQvv&key=sxdown

    Description:
    Runs on Windows 95, 98, Me, 2000, and XP.

    PMS Alert keeps track of her monthly cycle
    PMS Alert is quick to download and simple to use
    Women:
    When a man understands your natural cycle, he better understands you. Give him the tools he needs to get to know you better with PMS Alert. The simple, friendly interface will help you to synchronize the software with your natural cycle. You can customize the daily messages with notes about your own feelings and experiences. You can set it up so each day brings advice about what your body is going through, and how he can help. Also, there is a built-in fertility estimator that assists in family planning. Best of all, the software will remind him when your birthday is approaching, so he'll never forget it again!

    Men:
    Say goodbye to the surprise of sudden PMS symptoms! The mood level meter will tell you in real time what the risk of moodiness is, in 5 simple colors. ("Calm", "Normal", "Elevated", "Caution", and "Panic") The software runs hidden in the system tray (lower-right corner) of your screen, where you can see the color at a glance. It can alert you with messages at Windows startup if you choose. Plus, you automatically get these useful features:

    Event reminder: Never forget her birthday and anniversary again!
    Fertilometer: Concerned about pregnancy? (Remeber, it's only as effective as the calendar method.)
    Notes: Write custom notes to go along with her schedule.
    Quick Forecast: Pick a date off of a calendar to see what it will bring
    Take it for a test drive!

    More Information
    PMS Alert is pre-configured to run on a 28-day schedule, but it adjusts to a custom schedule easily! It is synchronized with a woman's cycle by specifying the peak occurrence of PMS symptoms. It averages these peaks over time, to best approximate and anticipate her actual cycle. So the more you use it, the more accurate it gets! Advanced users can make manual adjustments, too.

    Remember, though, that many women do not have a predictable schedule. This is not to mention the effects of diet, activity, and emotion. So, this software is not at all guaranteed to be precise all of the time. It is really a tool designed to make awareness of a woman's cycle easier, and to give you a heads-up of upcoming symptoms and events.



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    Ok, just thought you all should know.
     
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,100 Likes Received: 73
    Are those similar to NORADs defcon levels?:lol:
     
  3. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,100 Likes Received: 73
    Hey you pothead fawkers.... this is serious business, you NEED this program.
     
  4. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

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  5. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2

    i NEED a woman first.....:eek:
     
  6. ^ . ^

    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 8,231 Likes Received: 72
    i need nothing
     
  7. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    Handy yes, though not as handy as cosmological foresight. So it's basically a calander based on her cycles.
    ^.^ - to say you need nothing is a harsh statement. especially for a first post. Seeing how we are all made of the same stuff, floating on the same planet, in the same universe, we are not so much islands but parts of an ever greater whole....
    whoa i'm getting philosophical... I got work to do.
     
  8. ^ . ^

    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 8,231 Likes Received: 72
    i didn't mean anything harsh or personal by saying "i need nothing".

    just joking. >harhar<
     
  9. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
  10. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,100 Likes Received: 73
    ah fuck, I literally lol'd at that image Rage.... good work.
     
  11. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,491 Likes Received: 500
    ^ . ^
    Rookie

    Registered: Aug 2003
    Location:
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    dammit i was gonna change my signature to that face..
     
  12. sweetcherry

    sweetcherry Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 16, 2003 Messages: 1,016 Likes Received: 0
    wow i should get that for noum cuz we always get into fights when i pms...(i pms alot)
     
  13. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,100 Likes Received: 73
  14. Grandola

    Grandola Senior Member

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    am i on the internet ?
     
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