Dirty_habiT Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Too funny! Yet so sad for those that need to be careful during that time... LOL Mirror: h**p://mywebpages.comcast.net/pmsalert/pms10.zip Crack/Keygen: h**p://sx.0daycn.net/0daycn.asp?id=vNNGwOwHvdHGosNoHYcHQQvv&key=sxdown Description: Runs on Windows 95, 98, Me, 2000, and XP. PMS Alert keeps track of her monthly cycle PMS Alert is quick to download and simple to use Women: When a man understands your natural cycle, he better understands you. Give him the tools he needs to get to know you better with PMS Alert. The simple, friendly interface will help you to synchronize the software with your natural cycle. You can customize the daily messages with notes about your own feelings and experiences. You can set it up so each day brings advice about what your body is going through, and how he can help. Also, there is a built-in fertility estimator that assists in family planning. Best of all, the software will remind him when your birthday is approaching, so he'll never forget it again! Men: Say goodbye to the surprise of sudden PMS symptoms! The mood level meter will tell you in real time what the risk of moodiness is, in 5 simple colors. ("Calm", "Normal", "Elevated", "Caution", and "Panic") The software runs hidden in the system tray (lower-right corner) of your screen, where you can see the color at a glance. It can alert you with messages at Windows startup if you choose. Plus, you automatically get these useful features: Event reminder: Never forget her birthday and anniversary again! Fertilometer: Concerned about pregnancy? (Remeber, it's only as effective as the calendar method.) Notes: Write custom notes to go along with her schedule. Quick Forecast: Pick a date off of a calendar to see what it will bring Take it for a test drive! More Information PMS Alert is pre-configured to run on a 28-day schedule, but it adjusts to a custom schedule easily! It is synchronized with a woman's cycle by specifying the peak occurrence of PMS symptoms. It averages these peaks over time, to best approximate and anticipate her actual cycle. So the more you use it, the more accurate it gets! Advanced users can make manual adjustments, too. Remember, though, that many women do not have a predictable schedule. This is not to mention the effects of diet, activity, and emotion. So, this software is not at all guaranteed to be precise all of the time. It is really a tool designed to make awareness of a woman's cycle easier, and to give you a heads-up of upcoming symptoms and events. ------------------------------------- Ok, just thought you all should know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 13, 2003 Author Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT ("Calm", "Normal", "Elevated", "Caution", and "Panic") Are those similar to NORADs defcon levels?:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 13, 2003 Author Share Posted August 13, 2003 Hey you pothead fawkers.... this is serious business, you NEED this program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT Hey you pothead fawkers.... this is serious business, you NEED this program. i NEED a woman first.....:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT Hey you pothead fawkers.... this is serious business, you NEED this program. i need nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Handy yes, though not as handy as cosmological foresight. So it's basically a calander based on her cycles. ^.^ - to say you need nothing is a harsh statement. especially for a first post. Seeing how we are all made of the same stuff, floating on the same planet, in the same universe, we are not so much islands but parts of an ever greater whole.... whoa i'm getting philosophical... I got work to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by villain Handy yes, though not as handy as cosmological foresight. So it's basically a calander based on her cycles. ^.^ - to say you need nothing is a harsh statement. i didn't mean anything harsh or personal by saying "i need nothing". just joking. >harhar< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 http://store1.yimg.com/I/computergear_1753_637209'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 14, 2003 Author Share Posted August 14, 2003 ah fuck, I literally lol'd at that image Rage.... good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 ^ . ^ Rookie Registered: Aug 2003 Location: Posts: 3 dammit i was gonna change my signature to that face.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 wow i should get that for noum cuz we always get into fights when i pms...(i pms alot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 16, 2003 Author Share Posted August 16, 2003 t0 teh m00n 4lic3!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 am i on the internet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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