avils Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Plundering dat Ass :huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j3di Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 hahah well thats definitly a dilema...dude blast that ass. just throw a few ounces of lube up in there. youll be just fine. oh and how are you unsucessfull at anal? just wondering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 14, 2002 Author Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by j3di oh and how are you unsucessfull at anal? just wondering. Well, I suppose it wasn't 'unsuccessful'.. more like 'unfinished'. My Man Mallet just wasn't getting in there all that easy and then girl was like "nah, it's hurting.. we can try again when I'm drunk"... and you know how often she gets drunk ?? yep, never. :mad: heeeeelp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 its not too bad, just dont bust up in there. they hate that. (well, some may like it!) :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comp Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 i think you're gross, oh well whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 alright, for all you people hating on avils... plain and simple....shut the fuck up.. to avils, i've been rooting for you since day one...and heard your sad man mallet story many a time. Don't worry, I have faith. Actually, I really do understand what you mean. If you don't understand, either you hate anal or maybe the though hasn't crossed you mind, or maybe you got over it. If you are into it, but no girl in sight is...it becomes this gnagging thing that you can't stop thinking about. You can't explain it, but everytime a girl gets naked on top of you...you just have to try SOMETHING....or every time that shit slips out, you try to stick it back in right where she doesn't want it.... i completely understand. I'll keep an eye on this thread to see if you understand me. I'm frink... and I'm infactuated with a girls butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 14, 2002 Author Share Posted January 14, 2002 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by avils Oh man !! Finally a brother who is straight up on my level.. yeahh I knew I wasn't alone in this. So man, tell me.. like when I'm walking around the shops and talking to other chicks I know or whatever, I'm like constantly looking at em going "hmmm, wonder if she's ever been fucked in that ass"... like I mean WHEREVER I go... tell me I'm normal. Vote One "More Ass for Frink and Avils" your story reminds me of this porn movie i once saw where this dude was fuckin some bitch and she squirted all over the motherfucker, so then the whole movie was about the dude looking for a girl who could squirt. ......more ass for frink and avils Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by dr. frink one alright, for all you people hating on avils... plain and simple....shut the fuck up.. I'm frink... and I'm infactuated with a girls butt. man-o-man that is great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 im always poking and proding at my girl. i can't my hands off her body. she hates me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 how do you know when your girl is on steriods? she tries to fuck YOU up the ass with her clit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 This might help momentarily cure your addiction. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 butt fucking oh my dear avils, you are normal! its just a fascination that you need to explore more. i dont think it would stop as soon as you butt fuck her but so what? butt fucking is something that interests you, so be it. if it hurts a girl, which trust me it will, give it some time. Man Mallet will eventually makes it way into some successful tight ass. and dont force it upon her, she will hate you forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 "im always poking and proding at my girl. i can't my hands off her body. she hates me..."-hesh oh im sure...cause when not groping her shes dragging your drunk ass home....r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES its not too bad, just dont bust up in there. they hate that. (well, some may like it!) :king: who else are you getting in the ass with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 15, 2002 Author Share Posted January 15, 2002 Re: butt fucking Originally posted by Devilush oh my dear avils, you are normal! Man Mallet will eventually makes it way into some successful tight ass. hehe well I sincerely hope so.. don't get me wrong, I'm not like trying to force Evil Mr Wobbly in there or anything, but damn if I don't get some a$$ soon... I don't know what might happen. Anyone feel me on the going to the mall type deal and looking at hot chicks and wondering if they ever been tapped in that there a$$ ?? MORE ASS !! MOOOOOORE ASSSSSSSSSSSSS !!! help.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 yea avils...i feel you on that shit too... now everyone is suddely a potential freak nasty anal canidate. I don't even have enough canidates to have an election... anyways, So I gave up looking at girls that I knew and I starting thinking about it a lot, and that mall thing makes perfect sense to me. Another random tidbit from my life.... Girl..oh god this girl is so fine....all her sisters and her are models in like 17 and magazines like that. I used to ALWAYS try to get with her, and I would get with other girls but she just never seemed to show any interest in guys. She never did...and about ...6 years later she gets her FIRST love interest. She hooks up with a guy for the first time (unusually late), fucks him, dumps him within days, fucks his best friend, and then takes it in the ass numerous times.... where does frinky come in? Thats right kids....he doesn't. Wanna know why? Cause frink is just chillin in the vagina, scopin out the anal beaches with his high powered binoculars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 Originally posted by Iris who else are you getting in the ass with? HAHA, BUSTED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 Originally posted by dr. frink one just chillin in the vagina, scopin out the anal beaches with his high powered binoculars. goddamned funniest picture in my head right now:lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES its not too bad, just dont bust up in there. they hate that. (well, some may like it!) :king: i like it so i don't know why you wrote that. who else are you getting it with?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 16, 2002 Author Share Posted January 16, 2002 Originally posted by Iris i like it so i don't know why you wrote that. :love2: Frink - where in the goddamn fuck are you ?? :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eager Salamander Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS JUST GET THE HEAD IN THERE ALL SNEAKY AND BLAST THAT SHIT IN THERE THEN ONCE YOUR ALL THE WAY IN(WITH MAD LUBE) YOU INCH IT IN AND OUT TIL SHE GETS USE TO IT... YOULL LIKE THAT SHIT... MAKE SURE YOU FINGER HER WITH 2 FINGERS AND TOUCH HER CLIT.. THE WHOLE NINE. JUST MAKE SURE SHES MAD HORNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 16, 2002 Author Share Posted January 16, 2002 Originally posted by OL'SMOKEY1959 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS JUST GET THE HEAD IN THERE ALL SNEAKY AND BLAST THAT SHIT IN THERE THEN ONCE YOUR ALL THE WAY IN(WITH MAD LUBE) YOU INCH IT IN AND OUT TIL SHE GETS USE TO IT... YOULL LIKE THAT SHIT... MAKE SURE YOU FINGER HER WITH 2 FINGERS AND TOUCH HER CLIT.. THE WHOLE NINE. JUST MAKE SURE SHES MAD HORNY That's what I'm talking about.. ol smokey droppin some science. big ups. Any you girls wanna tell us how/how not to hit that ass ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 all I know is.... no matter how much I know... (and by now I know a lot..) I'm still not plundering dat ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Avils...now where the fuck are you on this one? Deserting the thread... speaking of the booty....girls have nice ones... oh yea... frink stating the obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 slam it just slam it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 tt/ not plundering any ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emothug Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Re: Re: butt fucking Originally posted by avils hehe well I sincerely hope so.. don't get me wrong, I'm not like trying to force Evil Mr Wobbly in there or anything, but damn if I don't get some a$$ soon... I don't know what might happen. Anyone feel me on the going to the mall type deal and looking at hot chicks and wondering if they ever been tapped in that there a$$ ?? MORE ASS !! MOOOOOORE ASSSSSSSSSSSSS !!! help.com your a feind!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 1000 BOYEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Originally posted by avils Any you girls wanna tell us how/how not to hit that ass ?? never ever ever just cram it in. that i what makes it hurt. go slowly like if she agrees to do this. lube and let her guide it in slowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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