Gunm Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Nothing is worse than an over-hyped movie. I hate commercials for a flick that show all the supposed big laugh scenes which are aired about a month before the movies released. Let's look at some examples.... Without a Paddle: Ha ha ha.....huddling together naked in a cave during a rainstorm, tree falls on backwoods rednecks, going over a tall waterfall and "Mmmmmmm....squirrel." Kill yourselves now B-List jackfucks Little Black Book: Brittney "fifteen minutes" Murphy beats up phone with a hockey stick and then trumpets her feminine womanness. Sentence: death by battery acid dousche Alien vs Predator: wow....aliens storming the mayan pyramid.....again. Predator gets faced scratched by Alien.........again. Humans firing guns at something.....again. Sentence: director skinned alive for fucking this franchise up/PG-13 rating but whatever......you know a movie is going to be shit if you see more than one money shot scene in the previews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Do something about it then. Oh, thought so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 The only way I'm actually going to see those movies is if I'm at some random house party drunk as fuck watching the fuzzy TV screen while the movie is playing in the DVD player----or if I hook up with a broad and am drinking a gallon of Rossi in the back row----ya dig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 you know what i hate more? paying $10 to see a movie. i can still afford it, but that's a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by 455 The only way I'm actually going to see those movies is if I'm at some random house party drunk as fuck watching the fuzzy TV screen while the movie is playing in the DVD player----or if I hook up with a broad and am drinking a gallon of Rossi in the back row----ya dig? dude, bro no way. The ONLY WAY im seeing this movie is mackin on two fly ASIAN hoes, drinking gallons of grey goose, blowing lines off one chicks hot tight ASIAN ass, making omellettes, catching mad drippy marker tags on my cool friends awesome party house, fighting 4 black dudes, rocking etch tags in the back row of the movie theater that I got into for free because I racked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON2.0 Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 more pissed off then played out I went and seen "maria falling from grace" the other day and i thought it was going ta be real good, it got a real good write up and all but i guess that they forgot to tell you it was a subtitle flick still a good movie but be forworned there are subtitles....:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVisualAssault Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one you know what i hate more? paying $10 to see a movie. i can still afford it, but that's a lot. and if the movie sucks you're out of $10 and an hour and a half of your time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 yeah i'll wait for it to be 3 bucks from on demand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 18, 2004 Author Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 Do something about it then. Oh, thought so. I would but I don't hold a seat on the marketing team(s) that were behind these movies. Maybe your rich uncle can do something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 dude, bro no way. The ONLY WAY im seeing this movie is mackin on two fly ASIAN hoes, drinking gallons of grey goose, blowing lines off one chicks hot tight ASIAN ass, making omellettes, catching mad drippy marker tags on my cool friends awesome party house, fighting 4 black dudes, rocking etch tags in the back row of the movie theater that I got into for free because I racked it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 dude, bro no way. The ONLY WAY im seeing this movie is mackin on two fly ASIAN hoes, drinking gallons of grey goose, blowing lines off one chicks hot tight ASIAN ass, making omellettes, catching mad drippy marker tags on my cool friends awesome party house, fighting 4 black dudes, rocking etch tags in the back row of the movie theater that I got into for free because I racked it. naw man......I'll have a car load of fine Latino chicks with tattoos and we'll be getting lifted and taking turns burning lines off each others backs at a deserted drive-in with the movie playing on the big screen...hahaha......I don't think I can beat your scenerio though...Glik0..you what I'm sayin' brah...like fuckin' a clay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by LENS I would but I don't hold a seat on the marketing team(s) that were behind these movies. Maybe your rich uncle can do something? Oh, ok. Dont you have some kind of war to protest you pseudo modern age hippie? Also, you forgot to squeeze in the fact that youre dating an asian girl into your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 18, 2004 Author Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 Oh, ok. Dont you have some kind of war to protest you pseudo modern age hippie? Also, you forgot to squeeze in the fact that youre dating an asian girl into your post. I never made any claims of being a hippie aside from that i pissed one off the other day Oh right.... I date a full chinese girl, aged 25 years, athletic build, B cup, cherry red hair with blonde streaks, piercings, infectious giggle and excellent taste in clothing. great sex to boot. Happy now Glik0? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Yes, thanks Tease2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Round three *DING!* I hate the same things as LENS when it comes to movies and I share his taste in women to boot. Glik0 is the 10-years-older-than-the-rest-of-us angry guy waiting to call us both son and then feeling uber superior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 ^^^damn!!!! i always use my college id card at the movie even though that shit's like 4 years old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Try ten years younger. Shouldnt you be playing soccer some where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 18, 2004 Author Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 Try ten years younger. Shouldnt you be playing soccer some where? Shouldn't you be building a fort out of sofa cushions somewhere? Tease2 my ass. Ah Europe, good to see great minds think alike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 dude, bro no way. The ONLY WAY im seeing this movie is mackin on two fly ASIAN hoes, drinking gallons of grey goose, blowing lines off one chicks hot tight ASIAN ass, making omellettes, catching mad drippy marker tags on my cool friends awesome party house, fighting 4 black dudes, rocking etch tags in the back row of the movie theater that I got into for free because I racked it. same for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Good to see your scrawny ass can grip to his ballsack like boxer lint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 18, 2004 Author Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 Good to see your scrawny ass can grip to his ballsack like boxer lint. Not as well as your lips do to your dealers boot tips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Glik0, give it a rest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one you know what i hate more? paying $10 to see a movie. i can still afford it, but that's a lot. £8.50 at my local cinema. fucking disgrace :mad: anyway, hellboy STILL hasn't come out in britain, and won't until september 2nd, at which time I'll be out of the country :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 18, 2004 Author Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by can of worms £8.50 at my local cinema. fucking disgrace :mad: anyway, hellboy STILL hasn't come out in britain, and won't until september 2nd, at which time I'll be out of the country :( HellBoy was another film they hyped the shit out of and for that reason i refused to see it in the theater. However, i was amped on it when it came to DVD. The H.P. Lovecraft undertones were the sickness.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Anchor Man showed all the (few) funny parts.. went to see it expecting so much from ferell, but "ehh:o" is the rating i give it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 so far this year, i've only been to the movies twice that i am remembering. movies are rarely ever worth the dough you pay. and when i consider that i can smoke weed and eat what i want and have a private bathroom i can use while the movies is paused, i don't really want to pay to go out to a big screen.. i haven't paid to see a comedy in the theater in a very long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Anchorman showed NONE of the funny scenes in the trailers. AvP showed only one out of three or four killer shots in the movie (slo-mo alien toss). Hellboy showed absolutely everything in the trailers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Mams - when is Jajome? A specific set of days each year? Or just a weekend during the summer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 i still havent seen anchorman. i heard a commercial on the radio where he says. " no! im not mad...thats amazing! before that he said "you pooped in the fridge?" but i know they cut and splice shit up. so im not sure what really happened. fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob Mams - when is Jajome? A specific set of days each year? Or just a weekend during the summer? It's usually the weekend right after my birthday (the 14th, which lands on a Thursday next year), but if the circumstances are not favorable, it's the weekend right before... we've only done it once this way. Why, you gonna be stoppin' by? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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