platonic friends?

Foolproof Guide to Making Any Woman Your Platonic Friend

funny and sad. and sorry if this has been posted before.

FIRST off, this is far from funny...it's almost pathetic

haha... so sad

"Tangy flavor"

It is important that your platonic friend not take you too seriously. To do this, and to prove the strength of your friendship, throw in a few friendly jibes, especially when you need to remind yourself of the distance you need to keep. Point out some of her more obvious character flaws, then say, "But I love you anyway" or "That's why I love you."

Example: She says, "You've been stalking me. I've gotten a restraining order and a gun."

You say:

"Oh, right, like I really followed you into the girl's locker-room and camped outside your window all night. You've got a really high opinion of yourself, missy!"

Or, "You're paranoid. That's why I love you."

Or, "Oh, right, like you've really got a gun...aiiiiyyyyeeee!!! DON'T SHOOT!!"

mine dosent like to talk we just stare at eachother, wel i do most of the stareing.........:(

Originally posted by platapie

mine dosent like to talk we just stare at eachother, wel i do most of the stareing.........:(

That is cause your friend is a BLOW UP DOLL.....Really what else do you expect from it...?????:eek:

Originally posted by Stapler

 

That is cause your friend is a BLOW UP DOLL.....Really what else do you expect from it...?????:eek:

but she never says no........

your a hater

the do's and don'ts section are quite hilarious

yet sadly they ring very true :(

Originally posted by platapie

 

 

but she never says no........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

your a hater

ahahahahahahahaha